nine-gear crow posted:

"Oh no, Princess Zelda has been captured by Ganon. You must save her, Link" x ∞

At this point I'd even settle of a lazyass "Oh no, Link has been captured by Ganon. You must save him, Zelda." swap. Hell, there's a really great mod for Breath of the Wild that does exactly that.

e: Or hell, give me a game where Link, Zelda, and Ganon have to work together for once again a non-Ganon big bad because it's called the loving TRIforce, why is it always 2-against-1 with this poo poo?