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nut

we already saved the turtle by making paper straws but what do you do 5-6 minutes after you have drank ur soft drink and the straw has expanded and sopped up all the juice to become a loosely cylindrical pulp

# ? Mar 30, 2021 11:49

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 16:47

nut

Me? Personally? I have been keeping the straw pulp in an old sandbox frame in the backyard and whenever we get enough to fill it we all yell strawball fight and run outside and scoop up handfuls of swamp water flavoured mush to throw at each other it�s a lot of fun but I�ve noticed the paper bits don�t go away afterwards instead slowly accumulating as an all season blanket that is destroying my grass

# ? Mar 30, 2021 11:51

Escape From Noise

Ball it up and spit it out of your next straw.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 12:20

By popular demand: IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

What to do with a wet used up floppy straw? usally some cuddling is appreciated, and a phone call on the next day would not go unappreciated.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 12:41

nut

if we pool our resources i think we can reblock the suez canal with it

# ? Mar 30, 2021 13:03

biosterous

nut eat the straw

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he/him

# ? Mar 30, 2021 13:48

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

I got a straw made of hay at a fancy coffee shop once. I'm thinking of collecting them so I can hide my needle

# ? Mar 30, 2021 15:57

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

biosterous posted:

nut eat the straw

Slurping wet paper straws done like spaghetti.
Getting strange looks at the drive thru

# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:25

Macnult

i combine it with the other wet paper straws to make one big wet paper straw

# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:40

Macnult

i�m gonna make a straw fighting gym for the turtles

# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:40

take the moon: by sebmojo

training at the straw-type pokemon gym and getting confused at how every ten year old with a squirtle can still kick my rear end

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:44

nut

i put it in the bath tub and pretend it's a snake until it dissovles i move my body to avoid it touching ("biting") me and feel more in touch with the earth

# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:45

take the moon: by sebmojo

nut posted:

i put it in the bath tub and pretend it's a snake until it dissovles i move my body to avoid it touching ("biting") me and feel more in touch with the earth

the snake dissolves into ur pores and u become the snake with all its great & terrible power (u can wiggle w/ the best of them)

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# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:59

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

get a bunch of those dessicant pouches that say DO NOT EAT and bury your limp straw in them until it dries out

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 30, 2021 17:59

Manifisto

I don't have this problem as the first thing I do with any paper straw is sip some polyurethane from it which coats the straw and prevents it from getting damp and disintegrating

also I think I have a polyurethane problem now, help

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 30, 2021 18:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

HOT TIP: this new use for pipe cleaners will SHOCK YOU - put a pipe cleaner in your damp paper straw, then place above a heat register. you'll be back to sippin' in no time flat! doctors can't stand it!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 30, 2021 21:24

alnilam

Heather Papps posted:

HOT TIP: this new use for pipe cleaners will SHOCK YOU - put a pipe cleaner in your damp paper straw, then place above a heat register. you'll be back to sippin' in no time flat! doctors can't stand it!

Big Straw will bury you for this post

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:44

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

take the moon posted:

training at the straw-type pokemon gym and getting confused at how every ten year old with a squirtle can still kick my rear end

# ? Mar 30, 2021 22:50

Escape From Noise

alnilam posted:

Big Straw will bury you for this post

Heather Papps found completely drained of blood, but no injuries other than a small hole in the base of their neck.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 09:04

Charles Bukowski: Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

I got a metal one.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 09:09

Rinzla

Bit by bit I am wallpapering my spare room.

# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:04

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Save them up for when you need to be really clean "down there" ↓↓↓

# ? Mar 31, 2021 18:32

nut

I drink up the soggy straw with a fresh new one and then when that one gets all soggy I oh

# ? Mar 31, 2021 23:20

istewart: Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

I dunno about you all, but I become Batman

# ? Apr 1, 2021 00:37

cruft

I give it to the dog, who sniffs it, then looks back up at me hoping I give her something that isn't complete bullshit.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:12

cruft

cruft posted:

I give it to the dog, who sniffs it, then looks back up at me hoping I give her something that isn't complete bullshit.

Bull poo poo would actually be interesting to a dog, maybe I should start using the term "wet paper straw" instead.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:13

Escape From Noise

Straw Dogs, but it's about a family tormented by wet paper straws

# ? Apr 1, 2021 12:31

Rinzla

cruft posted:

I give it to the dog, who sniffs it, then looks back up at me hoping I give her something that isn't complete bullshit.

# ? Apr 1, 2021 13:26

google THIS

I can't do anything with it, the paper straw is permanently stuck to my lips, it is part of me now

# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:28

Escape From Noise

Slowly building my mummy costume for Halloween

# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:38

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

put it in the cornucopia

# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:44

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

swallow it whole just to flex on the turtles

# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:14

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

i eat mine

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 19:04

Manifisto

nut posted:

we already saved the turtle by making paper straws but what do you do 5-6 minutes after you have drank ur soft drink and the straw has expanded and sopped up all the juice to become a loosely cylindrical pulp

I don't know op but the camel eyes me nervously every time this happens

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 19:55