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How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?
gently caress you, op
minimum wage, minimum effort
get a job, hippy
jerkin it during a zoom meeting
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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

OP you could probably move to Mexico and be less poor on your same retirement funds

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Congrats on not doing anything

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I forgot that you're mondo old. Grats

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

congrats op! :)
When is the party? I have not received my written invitation yet.

Hell, I haven't even got a save the date yet.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
Lucky bastard.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
I want to be retired. I have like 2000 dogecoin I’m betting on. Wish me luck

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Derpies posted:

Congrats only good boomer, d8, when is the party?

you're standing in it

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Big Beef City posted:

Congrats on not doing anything

i've had a lot of practice so the transition was easy


lol ziggy check this loser out

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
You're now a mentally disabled masturbator, and you work from home.


Just kidding! Get that money, son! (dad/gramps)

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I've been working from home for a year now too, :hfive:

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

They gave YOU a star??!!!!!!

Quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Xaintrailles posted:

Quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat.

*cackles manically*

*thunder claps*

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Congrats to you, d8. I don't have a joke about blowjobs or anything, but I hope that you and your fam and your cats and your cat drugs enjoy your hard-earned retirement.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Ardemia posted:

ok boomer

everyone always saying "ok boomer"

but noone ever asking "are you ok, boomer?"

sad

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I have a sweet public sector job where I'm overpaid, work 3 days a week, and I bank enough comp time to take off a week a month but I don't bother because every weekend is a four day weekend. It's a lot like being retired, but with lots of money. It must be so awesome not to have to work 12 days a month, OP.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Wow all the rich people in here.

One of you send me some money so I can buy a toaster oven please.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
OP was manager down at the 9/11 plant.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
I've always enjoyed the chill out threads you've posted on your birthdays. Congrats on being able to live like that every day now.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Glad to hear you are still doing well, Dee8

One of these years gotta take you up on the offer to have a drink with you.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
My company's retirement plan is dying prematurely. I still have to pay into this plan.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I am jelly yes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Buttchocks posted:

My company's retirement plan is dying prematurely. I still have to pay into this plan.

:hfive:

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
gently caress you op. Happy for you

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
congrats OP.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

ok bloomer

blossom into the beautiful flower deep in your soul, spread your wings and fly baybee

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
what games have you been playing op

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