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A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

I got my first pfizer today around 8 hours ago, no side effects to speak of so far, I stretched my arm a bunch right after injection and I did have actual Covid a few weeks ago. So far, so good, I guess!

# ? Apr 15, 2021 22:55

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:12

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Rolo posted:

We need a Pfizer gang tag. The vaccination thread is not partisan enough.

Can't wait for the pogroms!! Let me know when it's time okay

# ? Apr 15, 2021 22:55

ncumbered_by_idgits: Sep 20, 2008

Mourne posted:

Has anyone else who got Pfizer been having extremely vivid dreams? I usually don�t dream much, but ever since my first jab I�ve been having long, intense, vivid dreams during the night.

I mean, it�s not a big deal but it sure seems like a very unusual side effect.

lol yes. Had a dream I was on trial in an actual court room for, and I quote, � making a spectacle of myself at work.�

# ? Apr 15, 2021 23:41

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

moderna will give you that dark dreamless abyss like sleep. proof that it's the superior 2 piece vaccine. pfizer is such a bitch rear end vaccine

# ? Apr 15, 2021 23:48

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

it feels so good to have a stranger spit into my mouth again

# ? Apr 15, 2021 23:49

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Hell Yeah posted:

moderna will give you that dark dreamless abyss like sleep. proof that it's the superior 2 piece vaccine. pfizer is such a bitch rear end vaccine

Do not listen to this person they are trying to steal your essence.

# ? Apr 16, 2021 00:31

Mourne: Sep 1, 2004; by Athanatos

Hell Yeah posted:

moderna will give you that dark dreamless abyss like sleep. proof that it's the superior 2 piece vaccine. pfizer is such a bitch rear end vaccine

Pffft.

Pfizer is clearly the superior vaccine. Instead of that Moderna garbage you could just wear a trash bag out in public. Probably gives you the same protection, too.

Congrats on your wastewater clot juice, I guess.

# ? Apr 16, 2021 01:49

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

the p in pfizer stands for piss thats' what the vaccine is lol

# ? Apr 16, 2021 01:51

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Pfizer is stored in my balls where it�s supposed to be god drat it

# ? Apr 16, 2021 01:58

Mourne: Sep 1, 2004; by Athanatos

Hell Yeah posted:

the p in pfizer stands for piss thats' what the vaccine is lol

Thank you for playing along.

I�d like to just take a moment and D&D out here by saying that I am extremely grateful to have been able to be vaccinated.

Both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are highly effective and very safe.

And I want to thank you, as one stranger on the internet to another, for getting vaccinated.

# ? Apr 16, 2021 03:25

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Got my first Moderna (the King of Vaccines) about six hours ago, no side effects so far aside from feeling a little tired and taking a nap.

# ? Apr 16, 2021 03:52

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Mourne posted:

Thank you for playing along.

I�d like to just take a moment and D&D out here by saying that I am extremely grateful to have been able to be vaccinated.

Both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are highly effective and very safe.

And I want to thank you, as one stranger on the internet to another, for getting vaccinated.

this weak and conciliatory post is a perfect example of pfizer-think

# ? Apr 16, 2021 04:07

Ninurta: Sep 19, 2007; What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Got my 2nd Pfizer shot today, and didn't have to drive 80 miles round trip!(Only 48, sigh.) For some reason my digital thermometer is now reading in Celsius. Should I turn myself in to the local sheriff if my banking app starts reading in rubles and my ringtone changes? I think it's because CVS gave me a red sticker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCTrNb4uC-Y

# ? Apr 16, 2021 04:15

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

Goddamn that 2nd shot of moderna wiped me out from about 2-11AM, glad I took pto last night.

# ? Apr 16, 2021 20:53

Graedyn: Feb 21, 2009; Wedge Regret

Moderna here. Got my first shot on March 5 and had little to know side effects with the exception of the sore arm--maybe was a little more tired over the next couple of days. I don't know if that was related to the vaccine or a result of a week of overtime, though.

Got my second shot on April 2 at 10:15--in and out in about 20 minutes counting the 15-minute wellness wait. Other than the arm soreness that showed up over the next 3-4 hours, I felt fine...that is, until I woke up about 2:30AM. My sinuses were completely swelled shut, my throat was dry and sore (no doubt from having to breathe through my mouth), and I ached from head to foot. Every muscle, bone, tendon, ligament, and hair follicle hurt like I'd been run over. I think I had a fever but I didn't have the energy to find my thermometer. I spent the next 24 hours napping fitfully between taking ibuprofen and drinking Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold and Flu or Theraflu. Every hour, the aching seemed to get worse.

At about 2:00 Sunday morning, I woke up feeling like I was burning up so I finally fought through the aching and fetched my thermometer--102 degrees (my normal temp is 97.9). I took two more ibuprofen and went back to bed. Woke up 4 hours later, and every symptom was gone. It was like I had never been sick, like a switch was thrown. I had a bit of tiredness for the next 3-4 days but that was tolerable.

Now, I hadn't had the flu since I was 16 years old (longer ago than I care to acknowledge) and I knew that it came with aches but I didn't remember just how bad they could be. I seriously can't understand why someone would voluntarily open themselves up to the risk of catching this plague. Seriously, I could barely handle 24 hours of this--I don't know how I would have made it through Covid. You can bet that I'll be in line to get any boosters for mutations this vaccine may not cover.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 15:41

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I heard that Pfizer contains trace amounts of precious metals and Moderna is something a bad person spit in

# ? Apr 17, 2021 16:09

Raymond T. Racing: Jun 11, 2019

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I heard that Pfizer contains trace amounts of precious metals and Moderna is something a bad person spit in

Why do you think I signed up for Moderna?

# ? Apr 17, 2021 16:25

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I heard that Pfizer contains trace amounts of precious metals and Moderna is something a bad person spit in

I can confirm that bad person spit was on the ingredient spec sheet they gave me for Moderna in case I had allergies to it

# ? Apr 17, 2021 16:28

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I heard that Pfizer contains trace amounts of precious metals and Moderna is something a bad person spit in

Ah so that's why my cum is sparkling silver and gold. I wonder if I can pawn it. I want it back though so I don't want to sell. I should ask LAN if they know of any shops that take Pfizer cum.

Anyway 48 hours after first shot and I feel better than from a flu shot, just the second dose to worry about now.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 16:58

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Graedyn posted:

Moderna here. Got my first shot on March 5 and had little to know side effects with the exception of the sore arm--maybe was a little more tired over the next couple of days. I don't know if that was related to the vaccine or a result of a week of overtime, though.

Got my second shot on April 2 at 10:15--in and out in about 20 minutes counting the 15-minute wellness wait. Other than the arm soreness that showed up over the next 3-4 hours, I felt fine...that is, until I woke up about 2:30AM. My sinuses were completely swelled shut, my throat was dry and sore (no doubt from having to breathe through my mouth), and I ached from head to foot. Every muscle, bone, tendon, ligament, and hair follicle hurt like I'd been run over. I think I had a fever but I didn't have the energy to find my thermometer. I spent the next 24 hours napping fitfully between taking ibuprofen and drinking Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold and Flu or Theraflu. Every hour, the aching seemed to get worse.

At about 2:00 Sunday morning, I woke up feeling like I was burning up so I finally fought through the aching and fetched my thermometer--102 degrees (my normal temp is 97.9). I took two more ibuprofen and went back to bed. Woke up 4 hours later, and every symptom was gone. It was like I had never been sick, like a switch was thrown. I had a bit of tiredness for the next 3-4 days but that was tolerable.

Now, I hadn't had the flu since I was 16 years old (longer ago than I care to acknowledge) and I knew that it came with aches but I didn't remember just how bad they could be. I seriously can't understand why someone would voluntarily open themselves up to the risk of catching this plague. Seriously, I could barely handle 24 hours of this--I don't know how I would have made it through Covid. You can bet that I'll be in line to get any boosters for mutations this vaccine may not cover.

This has me worried that my second Pfizer is going to demolish me because the first besides a sore arm hasn't been too bothersome. I did have actual Covid a bit earlier, and just mainly had a dry cough and lost my sense of smell, so fingers crossed the second vaccine won't give me new symptoms the actual infection didn't!

# ? Apr 17, 2021 16:59

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Graedyn posted:

Moderna here. Got my first shot on March 5 and had little to know side effects with the exception of the sore arm--maybe was a little more tired over the next couple of days. I don't know if that was related to the vaccine or a result of a week of overtime, though.

Got my second shot on April 2 at 10:15--in and out in about 20 minutes counting the 15-minute wellness wait. Other than the arm soreness that showed up over the next 3-4 hours, I felt fine...that is, until I woke up about 2:30AM. My sinuses were completely swelled shut, my throat was dry and sore (no doubt from having to breathe through my mouth), and I ached from head to foot. Every muscle, bone, tendon, ligament, and hair follicle hurt like I'd been run over. I think I had a fever but I didn't have the energy to find my thermometer. I spent the next 24 hours napping fitfully between taking ibuprofen and drinking Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold and Flu or Theraflu. Every hour, the aching seemed to get worse.

At about 2:00 Sunday morning, I woke up feeling like I was burning up so I finally fought through the aching and fetched my thermometer--102 degrees (my normal temp is 97.9). I took two more ibuprofen and went back to bed. Woke up 4 hours later, and every symptom was gone. It was like I had never been sick, like a switch was thrown. I had a bit of tiredness for the next 3-4 days but that was tolerable.

Now, I hadn't had the flu since I was 16 years old (longer ago than I care to acknowledge) and I knew that it came with aches but I didn't remember just how bad they could be. I seriously can't understand why someone would voluntarily open themselves up to the risk of catching this plague. Seriously, I could barely handle 24 hours of this--I don't know how I would have made it through Covid. You can bet that I'll be in line to get any boosters for mutations this vaccine may not cover.

Yeah, I had a similar experience with my 2nd dose on Thursday, though probably not as bad as yours. Felt fine from first shot, fine from second until midnight or so and then BAM the shivers came and I felt like I had the flu for the next day. Still felt a little off this morning but not near as bad. It took a lot of weed and ibuprofen to feel alright yesterday

# ? Apr 17, 2021 17:07

mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I heard that Pfizer contains trace amounts of precious metals and Moderna is something a bad person spit in

I know I said I want a single shot vaccination, but free ruthenium does sound tempting...

# ? Apr 17, 2021 17:35

naem: May 29, 2011

TEAM PHHPHPPHPHHP

# ? Apr 17, 2021 19:56

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Welcome to the cool side. Ignore the moderna crew they�re jerks.

# ? Apr 17, 2021 20:16

naem: May 29, 2011

MUST PURCHASE BIONTECH STOCK

# ? Apr 17, 2021 21:37

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

naem posted:

MUST PURCHASE BIONTECH STOCK

vax is workin

# ? Apr 17, 2021 23:52

d0s: Jun 28, 2004

got my first dose of Pfizer on monday, was fine except for a sore arm and compulsively replacing all my foodstuffs with insect larvae and soy

did anyone else do it at a drive through site? they wrote all kinds of illuminati symbols on my windshield. directly next to me in the doubled-up line was a sketchy looking redneck guy in a $19.95 U-haul rental van and for the entire hour+ in line I was wondering if he was going to do an oklahoma city when we got to the administration site

# ? Apr 18, 2021 04:44

hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

d0s posted:

got my first dose of Pfizer on monday, was fine except for a sore arm and compulsively replacing all my foodstuffs with insect larvae and soy

did anyone else do it at a drive through site? they wrote all kinds of illuminati symbols on my windshield. directly next to me in the doubled-up line was a sketchy looking redneck guy in a $19.95 U-haul rental van and for the entire hour+ in line I was wondering if he was going to do an oklahoma city when we got to the administration site

I volunteered and wrote poo poo on peoples windshields for 8 and a half hours at a drive thru vaccine site.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 04:48

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

I heard that the way the Pfizer vaccine was manufactured was they got a group of people who never did anything petty or cruel in their lives to sit in a room and think as hard as they could about their loved ones. And the way the Moderna vaccine was manufactured was by getting a guy who takes up three spaces when he parks to boil down some expired baked beans for weeks or months until they were almost nothing at all

# ? Apr 18, 2021 05:36

Ninurta: Sep 19, 2007; What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

d0s posted:

got my first dose of Pfizer on monday, was fine except for a sore arm and compulsively replacing all my foodstuffs with insect larvae and soy

did anyone else do it at a drive through site? they wrote all kinds of illuminati symbols on my windshield. directly next to me in the doubled-up line was a sketchy looking redneck guy in a $19.95 U-haul rental van and for the entire hour+ in line I was wondering if he was going to do an oklahoma city when we got to the administration site

My first vaccine was at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, 2nd day of mass vaccinations of anyone 16 or older. There had to be over a dozen lanes and I went through at least as many volunteers checking off my information and adding to my windshield. The last part they had two separate volunteers/lines ask me about any symptoms and then scheduled me for the 2nd vaccine. Sadly the last volunteer who checked me out of the queue wiped away the vax tags. I wanted to be a cool kid.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 06:17

treat: Jul 24, 2008; by the sex ghost

I finally found a place giving J&J's and was scheduled to get the shot the day after the clotting news broke and they pulled it, now I'm back to square one. Where am I gonna find that jungle johnson now? I gotta get at that juicy janssen c'mon baby give it to me put it right in my veins

# ? Apr 18, 2021 07:02

Entorwellian: Jun 30, 2006; ~~Northern Flicker~~
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.

For whatever reason, I had side effects from the Pfizer vaccine for a good three weeks. I got tested for Covid and got bloodwork done, thinking that I had caught the virus in the vaccination waiting room or something. Ended up testing negative and my blood results came back fine. I feel 100% better now but vivid dreams, headaches, weird chest-tightness and random pains around my ribcage were really worrisome and had dreaded that they wouldn't go away. It ended on a crescendo of non-stop making GBS threads for 24 hours but everything is good now.

Bring on the second dose.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 08:56

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I heard that Pfizer contains trace amounts of precious metals and Moderna is something a bad person spit in

So Pfizer will make you contractually obligated to do a capitalist's bidding on pain of being charged with larceny and Moderna is the vaccine of the people ("bad" having been defined by the people who own Pfizer, clearly)? Glad I got Moderna then!

# ? Apr 18, 2021 11:49

best bale: Jul 4, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Pfizer 2nd shot crew checking in (moderna? More like, moDUMMIES amirite?) I had less arm soreness than the first shot but woke up around midnight because of severe muscle and joint pain and wasn�t able to fall back asleep. The original plan was to avoid pain meds in case it made vaccination less effective but I broke around 7 am and took ibuprofen.

Wife had her second shot Friday but aside from feeling slightly odd and taking a nap Saturday afternoon, she was fine

# ? Apr 18, 2021 18:23

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

I got a really bad head ache today and vomited. But I think that is from the handle of vodka last night.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 20:21

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Mourne posted:

Has anyone else who got Pfizer been having extremely vivid dreams? I usually don’t dream much, but ever since my first jab I’ve been having long, intense, vivid dreams during the night.

I mean, it’s not a big deal but it sure seems like a very unusual side effect.

https://bestlifeonline.com/covid-vaccine-dreams-news/

Lots of articles online covering this topic. I guess it has something to do with your immune system but yeah seems weird

# ? Apr 18, 2021 20:31

nunsexmonkrock: Apr 13, 2008

Ah I couldn't respond before about vivid dreams but now that I had the first shot, no vivid dreams but I have been going into a deeper sleep that my alarm clock doesn't wake me up.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 20:45

The Maroon Hawk: May 10, 2008

best bale posted:

(moderna? More like, moDUMMIES amirite?)

gently caress, I'm owned :vince:

# ? Apr 18, 2021 21:00

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

Just got my 2nd pfizer dose. Will give update next day unless the LTE chip gives me a stroke.

I forgot to bring my first vaccine card but thankfully they were able to look it up.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 22:50

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:12

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Graedyn posted:

Moderna here. Got my first shot on March 5 and had little to know side effects with the exception of the sore arm--maybe was a little more tired over the next couple of days. I don't know if that was related to the vaccine or a result of a week of overtime, though.

Got my second shot on April 2 at 10:15--in and out in about 20 minutes counting the 15-minute wellness wait. Other than the arm soreness that showed up over the next 3-4 hours, I felt fine...that is, until I woke up about 2:30AM. My sinuses were completely swelled shut, my throat was dry and sore (no doubt from having to breathe through my mouth), and I ached from head to foot. Every muscle, bone, tendon, ligament, and hair follicle hurt like I'd been run over. I think I had a fever but I didn't have the energy to find my thermometer. I spent the next 24 hours napping fitfully between taking ibuprofen and drinking Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold and Flu or Theraflu. Every hour, the aching seemed to get worse.

At about 2:00 Sunday morning, I woke up feeling like I was burning up so I finally fought through the aching and fetched my thermometer--102 degrees (my normal temp is 97.9). I took two more ibuprofen and went back to bed. Woke up 4 hours later, and every symptom was gone. It was like I had never been sick, like a switch was thrown. I had a bit of tiredness for the next 3-4 days but that was tolerable.

Now, I hadn't had the flu since I was 16 years old (longer ago than I care to acknowledge) and I knew that it came with aches but I didn't remember just how bad they could be. I seriously can't understand why someone would voluntarily open themselves up to the risk of catching this plague. Seriously, I could barely handle 24 hours of this--I don't know how I would have made it through Covid. You can bet that I'll be in line to get any boosters for mutations this vaccine may not cover.

It's crazy how variable the second shot symptoms can be. I'm glad you're feeling better now. I got my second shot on the 16th. Had a 101.4 fever overnight, headache, mild body aches, and mild fatigue the next day. The next day I was fine.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 23:11

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