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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i got it and now i can communicate with the machine elves

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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i did think it was weird that the doctor was warming up my vaccine in a metal spoon though

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Apr 1, 2021

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Which shot will make me grow some perky titties?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Supreme Allah posted:

alright, finally got my 1st prick shehdueled for sunday
im happy you decided to finally tie the knot

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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can i get all the different vaccines even the weird russian one and be 3000% immune???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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The Walrus posted:

hey another day in Canada with no idea when I'm getting my shot, while I see people in god damned florida lining up. my government hosed this up so badly, all winter I've been 'well yeah their management isn't great but there's a lot of moving pieces and I'm sure they're doing the best they can from a big picture perspective' but no, actually, they're loving it up, they're dumb as poo poo, and people are dying because of it. good stuff.
yah its super disappointing lol

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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canadian here just got my first dose (red/strawberry) and going to wait a few weeks for the second dose (blue/blueberry)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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chewable vax plz

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Apr 9, 2021

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I want to make a t-shirt that says "I Got Vaccinated And All I Got Was This Lousy 5G Microchip"

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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pixaal posted:

You didn't get a pin? I got a pin, you should have gotten a pin, why didn't you take your vaccination pin?
im in canada and under 40 so i might get fully vaccinated by 2nd quarter of 2022

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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as a shareholder...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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they have lowered the age for the AstroglideZenica shot in my province to 40 and over and im still not eligible but maybe soon

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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getting my astroglide jab tomorrow and then getting an mrna 2 weeks later gently caress THE SYSTEM

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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just got my first shot

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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A man walks into a doctor's office with a sore arm from the COVID vaccine.

He asks the doctor, "Doc, when my arm is healed, will I be able to play guitar?"

Doctor: "Well the soreness doesn't appear to be too bad, so yes you should be able to when it's all healed"

Man: "That's fantastic news! I've always wanted to be able to play guitar."

Doctor: "Yes and you are scheduled to perform next week for the N.W.O. overlords underneath the Denver International Airport with your acoustic implant."

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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just learned the vaccine i got is also known as the ChAdOx1-S :hellyeah:

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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I told my GF about my plan to get the Astro Zennica (done) and the MRNA shot 2 weeks later and boy she's not happy lol.

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