UFC APRIL: bones twitter updates

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

blue footed boobie posted:

Do most fighters have any sort of alternative mma related income coming in, like a position at their gym or something? It seems bizarre to me that anyone would go into MMA seeing as how it doesn�t seem to pay most fighters more than low level civilian gigs.

Most fighters have to coach/train as a necessity, it seems

Some do unrelated secondary jobs, like how Geoff Neal works at a restaurant

# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 22:21

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mr. Nice! posted:

B-League fighter MMDMMMJ worked at a warehouse while he was UFC champion. He only stopped doing labor jobs because he makes money streaming as well, iirc.

Not quite

He quit his warehouse job in preparation for his bantamweight title fight against Cruz

# ¿ Apr 1, 2021 23:32

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

artism posted:

Wait is Till out? Lol

E: god I hate him

gently caress that dude for having lovely, breakable bones

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 04:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

yeah that shovel hook was like out of a nightmare

# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 02:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Volk and Ortega are gonna be the new TUF coaches

Also, Burns vs Thompson is on deck for UFC 264

# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 04:17

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

reeg posted:

I think some people (me) still think of Bisping losing an eye as painful karmic retribution for ending Alan Belcher's career with an eye poke

strong agree

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 20:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

eternal blessings to dunc

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 00:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

https://streamable.com/5chuti

Also, I remember when Kennedy said he hated Leslie Nielsen for being a hypocrite about guns, only to then realize he meant Liam Neeson.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 03:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Volkanovski's covid journey features:

- bloody sputum
- heart rate dropping to 35bpm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X49uLlzhm5M

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 04:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

kay hansen

e: i only know because a different account that posted those pics tagged her and aljo and ortega

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 16:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

my god.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 17:44

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

venum could be forgiven for finding any active fighter to model the clothes due to a pandemic, but its not like they just rolled up to ATT and grabbed the first 3 people they found

aljo is strong island, ortega is cali, and kay hansen's training location is unknowable by all

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 19:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Jimothy Miller's bonus resume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alLcL1Evsy0

# ¿ Apr 8, 2021 04:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Digital Jedi posted:

Reminder

GDT here:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3964680

talk fights, new venums, other things

# ¿ Apr 10, 2021 16:32

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

anyway uh, shout outs to the ATL crew, had some good memories at this one with yall

https://twitter.com/SweetPmemories/status/1381879548833374208

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 14:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Veskit posted:

We gunna watch Jake Paul get wrecked by Askren this weekend or what*?

*a joke

unfortunately my 2nd covid shot isn't until tomorrow, so I'm out of safe range. But I would definitely go just to see Mt. Westmore

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 01:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

beep by grandpa posted:

I know I'm willfully ignoring conor's dumbass fanbase, but for everyone else - literally how does conor even come back from a 2nd stoppage loss to dustin and talk any poo poo at all since his only win since obama was president was cowboy cerone

Conor tweeted something this week that Dustin was a little bitch for shelling up and throwing low kicks, so it doesn't matter how Conor could get stopped, whatever method employed will be dishonorable and only used by cowards and charlatans.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 17:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

oh also Glover vs Jan is in the works for UFC 266

# ¿ Apr 14, 2021 17:23

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I would assume there's a bit of a muscle memory issue regarding throwing a calf kick versus a normal low kick aimed above the knee.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 16:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

p sure i've seen highlights of khabib's early days and he is just thumping guys with headbutts while on top

i imagine he would turn conor's head to a mush, maybe a jelly, if the rulesets were expanded

# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 21:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

chaleski posted:

Klose has an undisclosed injury, the fights off. drat this card got even worse

Apparently Klose got hurt due to Stephens violently shoving him at the weigh in face offs

so, yknow, lol

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 00:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mean Bean Machine posted:

lol people saying stephens should be cut for shoving a guy. fighters have been shoving each other at weigh-ins since weigh ins were a thing, was he supposed to know that he was going to hurt the guy? it was a freak accident. its like saying the production guy that laid down the cable that tony ferguson tripped on and got hurt should be fired. get a grip

this is a stupid argument.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 03:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Askren trains with CM Punk. I'm sure Ben picked up a thing or two about selling

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 06:16

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Kragger99 posted:

261 Embedded ep 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGZIwr7CsV8

Recap for those that didn't watch: Usman is training hard, Rose is training hard, doing extended ice baths, getting pedicures done. Weili also exists.

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 02:16

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

wheres mr nice and dangersim

on this day SEVEN dang years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLAHh8o-3Us

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 02:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I assume "some back and forth" amounts to UFC hoping Klose would just gently caress off, and him refusing to do so

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1384906964006752257

# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 18:45

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

Yeah but that's just heavyweight KO stuff, it's why the title defense record is 3 or something, This dude lost by decision.

It is insane that over 15 minutes, Browne didn't triple spin and flop right into a strong jab that knocked him out

# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 22:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Jessica Andrade posted:

The day I retire, I want other women to look at me and say: �Man, Jessica was awesome, funny and a lesbian. She threw so many punches and brought us lots of joy�.

Read the whole thing, it is p good.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 21:56

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Hollandia posted:

Fight purses as trade secrets sounds like bs but who knows really. They might just be throwing it out there until someone cares enough to try to challenge it.

I'm pretty sure part of the anti-trust case testimony regarding not disclosing fighter pay is that doing so keeps fighters safe from being potential kidnapping/extortion victims

# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 04:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

man, conor's lookin rough!

https://twitter.com/MMABrad48/status/1385640535340294147

e: sorry, connor

# ¿ Apr 23, 2021 19:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

conor invented Throw Punch and all u bitches need to stop copying his style

# ¿ Apr 25, 2021 20:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

DeimosRising posted:

What the gently caress could this possibly mean

With the current UFC patch, the "gassed" status effect confers the following debuffs

-5% strike speed
-10% strike power
-5% grapple transition speed

EPO reduces these debuffs by 1.5X

# ¿ Apr 28, 2021 01:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

Hi I'm looking at the Russian "article" and it makes no loving sense to me, it's like barely two paragraphs and as noted above seems to contradict itself, I suspect this is lost in translation somewhere.

This is also like the Russian equivalent of Reuters which I'd take their word more seriously for big world news but I wouldn't expect them to know anything about MMA or UFC.

edit: lmao, the tag on the article says "MMA" but if you click it the URL is still /tag/ufc, that's probably all you need to know.

Also from what I understand Zabit lives and trains in New Jersey on what I must assume is a work visa, and I have no idea how he'd stay in the country if he retired from MMA.

He could teach small children the secrets of Dagestani Wushu

# ¿ Apr 30, 2021 18:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Remember when Jeremy Stephens shoved Drakkar Klose at weigh-ins and Dana White blamed Sean Shelby for not intervening quickly enough in the presence of a known savage?

Known nincompoop, Ion Cutelaba, violently grabbed Dustin Jacoby at the weigh-ins and Dana White just kinda stood there and did nothing.

# ¿ May 1, 2021 05:49

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 01:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

who is ready for buttcheeks

https://twitter.com/giga_chikadze/status/1389665359490293763?s=19

# ¿ May 4, 2021 21:58

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