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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


*grasps your shoulders, then your head, then kisses you on your forehead*

"I love you."

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Love cannot bloom on the battlefield but it can in the barracks.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

"Love is a battlefield"
- P. Benatar

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Shits in a ditch with 30 other dudes one of them is eating while making GBS threads

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




does anyone have any gorp

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

*Draws a dick on the latrine wall* I signed up for free college

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






i will eat the rear end of my enemy to gain his powers.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010


HugeGrossBurrito posted:

one of them is eating while making GBS threads

Promote that man to leader.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Look, I know you are my brother but we must compete in this rolled up newspapers into a bat whiffle fight!

Ouch. Hey, stop it!

Testikles
Feb 21, 2009


Mutters: I got a bad feeling about this

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




I poo poo myself

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

Lets get em, girls!

my dog died im sad
Jun 29, 2015


*trampled to death by a horse*

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007



*polishes Hulk Hands*

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Why yes, I -AM- the Atheist in this foxhole

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

Gonna explain to you all the things I'm looking forward to back home right before we attack

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003










FrozenVent posted:

*Draws a dick on the latrine wall* I signed up for free college

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!


Fun Shoe

Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


I am TELLING you am I going into BATTLE and I need your STRONGEST potions you son of a bitch!!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




Pissed myself

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013




Has anyone seen my pants? This isn't funny you guys

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



my rear end in a top hat just fell out

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier




Meme Poker Party posted:

I am TELLING you am I going into BATTLE and I need your STRONGEST potions you son of a bitch!!!

And I'M telling YOU that you didn't give me enough healing grass to make them with!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


lmao this thread is going way better than I thought it would

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

My strategy is gonna be run into battle with fake enthusiasm but kinda hang back and let everyone in front of me do the work. Then after be like drat I really wanted to take off some peasant's head but there was nobody left by the time I got through.

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

Big Beef City posted:

Has anyone seen my pants? This isn't funny you guys

*Struts out of barracks wearing BBCs pants and nothing else*

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

*farts*

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Alright guys you ready?

...Tickle fight!

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



i've got a tummy ache :L(

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Chieftain! I need to go potty.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016



trying to figure out if i have enough time to whack off before going to battle

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Chieftain! Someone stole my axe while i was on the potty

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

ALRIGHT CHUMPS, LETS DO THIS.

LEEEROOOYYYYYY MMMMJENIIIIIINKS

PinheadSlim
Apr 2, 2015

FRIENDS for EVER

"In the name of the lord bless and protect my compatriots and myself as we bring deliverance to the treacherous foreign heretics, in thy name we conquer all and spread thy glory. Amen."

*Gets cholera and shits BBCs pants*

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier




IF YOU CONSCRIPTS DON'T STOP FIGHTING BACK THERE I SWEAR I'LL TURN THIS RAIDING PARTY AROUND

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

*shoots commanding officer in the back*

*high-fives comrades*

*goes home*

*gets laid*

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


*is off on a corner watching riddick and doing the moves along with the main character*

Dear Watson
Jun 25, 2005




Hell Gem

I put on my cape and warriors hat

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vudan
Dec 11, 2010


*smokes a bowl*

"I mean I know we are Hashashin, but I'm just feeling like my body should remain one and whole and like there's enough suffering in the world without us slicing up those guys and it's not really gonna solve anything...pass the tabouleh please...Just makes you think man."

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