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This is your dagger, this is your shortsword, this ones for fighting, this ones for fun? Guys I'm feeling a little self conscious here
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I heard there'll be battlefield tapestry weavers coming with us today. I'll be wearing my nicest sabatons and I bought these sick plumes for my helmet
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Apr 4, 2021 15:46
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poisonpill posted:*teleports in wearing AI-enchanted power armor, with self-guided antipersonnel missiles and laser rifle* *makes mental note to friendly fire poisonpill with a dirk and gank that poo poo the minute things get chaotic*
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Apr 4, 2021 15:56
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Few seem grateful to our Lord and Christian King for ending the dog fighting, gambling, and whoring in the camps - and it's feared some have already deserted and joined the protestants
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I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! *my men look around at each other confused, murmuring What I mean is if I was as scared as you then my heart would... I would lose my courage? I'm sorry I got caught up in the moment and I didn't really think about what I was saying. You guys are right it doesn't make a lick of sense.
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Hey guys, are you fighting hard or hardly fighting? Nah, I'm just kidding around, haha.
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GLAD I BROUGHT A FOOTLONG COLD CUT COMBO FOR HALFTIME!!!!
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! Sir, the men have been talking, sir, and your weird speeches are confusing them and they wish you’d stop even though I think they’re great... sir
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Professor Shark posted:Sir, the men have been talking, sir, and your weird speeches are confusing them and they wish you’d stop even though I think they’re great... sir You're a good soldier private and a subtle, smooth young man.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Shits in a ditch with 30 other dudes one of them is eating while making GBS threads that’s how I paid for college
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Hey everyone EVERYONE I think the gopro crashed just give me a minute to get it set up again.
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Apr 5, 2021 03:04
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*deep sigh* mondays, am I right boys?
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Outrail posted:Don't stop beating off or we won't know how to march okay? Fine, but that still doesn't explain what I'm supposed to do with the drum.
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Apr 5, 2021 17:27
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You're a good soldier private and a subtle, smooth young man. Sir, requesting permission to guard the getaway horses at the back, sir!
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Apr 5, 2021 17:33
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THAT'S MY HORSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!
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Apr 5, 2021 17:44
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*sweating profusely because I was supposed to call ahead and make reservations in Hell for us to dine that night but I forgot*
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Apr 5, 2021 18:23
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*loudly* Boy oh boy I can't wait to try the hot wings in hell, sure am looking forward to that
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Okay so we are fighting against Lothlorian Darkriders today everyone, that means you need to equip your Frostweave Armor pieces otherwise their DPS will bring you down too quickly for our healers to keep up. Make sure you are specced into either Tooth Smash or Maniac Wallop, unless of course you are caster in which case you need to spec into Dizzy Rings or Wave Rejuvenation (for healers, obviously). At least 20 points. If I see one of you with less that hasn't put 20 points into at least one of those skill trees I'll remove you from the raid. You guys got that? Good, alright. So when the Lothlorian Squires approach, all our front-line will activate either Cuspid Crusher if you are Tooth Smash specced or Mad Uppercut if you are Maniac Wallop specced. Once DPS has engaged, our Dizzy Ring specced casters need to start casting Fuzzy Circle, then Oblong Confusion Ray, then Iron Bands of Budero, then cycle back to Fuzzy Circle. ONLY CAST THESE SPELLS! If I see one of you casting a different spell, or casting these in the wrong order, I'll remove you from the raid. Got it? Oh, that reminds me, if you aren't a caster you should have an Amulet of Whimsy equipped. It's the best amulet for fighting Lothlorian Darkriders. Now it's not required for you to wear, for now, I know they are pretty expensive and hard to get, but if you don't have one you should be working on getting one. Again, it's not required, for NOW, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be feeling ashamed of yourself and your lack of dedication to the group if you haven't already got one. Okay healers, make sure you don't use any of your abilities until our front-liner's health has been reduced by at LEAST 50%. At that point, you must cast Healing Trickle on them, followed by Shimmering Shield. That's all you do here. I know some of you complain that you have dozens of other abilities to use, but that's not your call to make and if I see any of you casting any spells other than those two I'll remove you from the raid. If I see you casting them on a front-liner who hasn't been reduced to 50% health yet, you'll get a warning. If I see you do it again, I'll remove you from the raid. Mana conservation is important. Okay so anyway, once we defeat the Lothlorian Squires we'll move on to the Lothlorian Knights in the courtyard. If I see ANY of you looting the Squires besides our designated loot collectors you will be removed from the raid and possibly the guild. So once we reach the Lothlorian Knights, first our front-liners specced with Tooth Smash will activate Incisor Adjustment, then Molar Masher, followed by...
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Guys I don’t want you to laugh or say anything but watch Brian at the front when he charges because I put a big dong on his spear and he still hasn’t noticed lol
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Apr 5, 2021 18:41
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Volunteers to be the rear guard. Keeps emphasizing “rear” while suggestively wiggling my eyebrows. No one fucks me:(
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Apr 5, 2021 22:41
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ah poo poo i hosed up my animal sacrifice. can i get another?
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Apr 5, 2021 23:00
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Time out. I said TIMEOUT. Randy lost a contact. Everyone watch where you’re stepping. Help us look.
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Apr 5, 2021 23:21
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 don't look now but i can feel a sally forth coming on
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Apr 5, 2021 23:24
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Meets your gaze across the fire. Sets jaw. ******slow nod*******
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Apr 5, 2021 23:25
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Guys I brought like 100 arrows but no bow, can someone lend me a bow I swear to god I'll give it back after war is done. Come on guys this sucks for me too there has to be an extra bow out there, I'll buy you a pizza or something jeez come on!
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Apr 5, 2021 23:27
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*gets shot with an arrow that has doodoo on it*
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Apr 6, 2021 19:22
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Hey are you gonna finish that poo?
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Apr 6, 2021 19:45
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Suck the poo poo straight out of my woundhole (so that I don't die of infection)
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Apr 6, 2021 19:50
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I'm wearing a nurse's bonnet, carrying sacks full of leeches with a red cross painted on them
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Apr 6, 2021 20:04
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CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGE! * dies alone as everyone else chose sniper
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I tried to visualize myself in war recently while watching Platoon with my girl and I couldn't stop laughing because I really think I'd be yelling STOP! STOP! YOU GUYS STOP! I'M SERIOUS STOPPPPP! the whole time and then like run away from all the loud noise and probably fall into a pit full of spikes. You're on yr own fellas.
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What's that rattle
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*puts on fight song, toxic by britney spears*
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I tentatively start singing Orinoco Flow. The rest of the battalion knows it too, and we all start singing it confidently together
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Apr 8, 2021 13:42
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I've died of dysentary ten times today really gotta stop eating all that rear end
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You eat your fallen enemy hearts to capture their strength and bravery! Why on earth would you eat their rear end?!?
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to capture the nutrients leftover in their waste
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