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Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

Smooth soft red velvety lungs.

I'm the sombre stone epitaph erected in the centre of a small village that didn't lose many people in the war.
"Mustard gas!...Huh, they want to see bad gas, they should see my uncle after dinner!" - Last words of Colonel Sternwood. Died from mustard gas poisoning and making GBS threads himself.

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Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

Smooth soft red velvety lungs.

*sings an old timey English spirit-lifting song called something like 'I can't wait to sniff the bluebells in St Yves once more'*

*dies of disentary and shits self to death as I drown in a mud puddle*

*It's the invasion of Iraq in 2002*

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

Smooth soft red velvety lungs.

GolfHole posted:

hey guys lets see who can yell 'penis' the loudest without getting in trouble

*snort* Okay!

*yells penis and is immediately court martialled*.

Captain_Indigo
Jul 29, 2007

Smooth soft red velvety lungs.

I hoist up my jorts in preparation to run.

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