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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We are warriors about to head together into battle.
 
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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
 I know. A sword and a shield is the tried and tested way to go, we all know it. But I'm going to try something new for this one, check it out; two swords!
Two swords you guys!! This is going to be awesome!

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Rags to Liches posted:

It's not gonna stop you from taking an arrow to the arm, we've been over this!

also, what am I supposed to do with your shield now? I can't just send it back

i think you should have it repaited with the heraldry of Sir Killjoy of Knavington, ugh this is why we never win any battles :mad:

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Captain_Indigo posted:

I'm the sombre stone epitaph erected in the centre of a small village that didn't lose many people in the war.
"Mustard gas!...Huh, they want to see bad gas, they should see my uncle after dinner!" - Last words of Colonel Sternwood. Died from mustard gas poisoning and making GBS threads himself.

an honourable death *sheds single warrior tear*

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
 Hey guys if you can hold off for a few days I can get this trebuchet set up and running. It will be wild you guys!

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT We are warriors about to head together into battle.