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Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

When I raise my trigger finger


woah big k and Kmart were two different brands, I always thought it was like a rebranding cause it occupied the same storefront.

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

WHOA !!!


Schnorkles posted:

the hell you will

what are you going to do? gorge yourself on all the school pizza while the whole class watches you? just greasy cheese slowly sliding down your throat while we stand around? you going to rub your belly with your pepperoni fingers and burp out, "what are you going to eat now, huh? it's all gone". is that what you're going to do? because that's pretty sick even for you

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

Bloop! Don't make me turn this Roomba around!





Ramrod Hotshot posted:

the Snoke prequel is really coming along

Holy jesus lol

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



i just ate an entire large pizza while thinking about tormn

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010






Travv0 posted:

i just ate an entire large pizza while thinking about tormn

very presidential

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

WHOA !!!


Travv0 posted:

i just ate an entire large pizza while thinking about tormn

what toppings?

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



DryGoods posted:

what toppings?

buffalo chicken

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

When I raise my trigger finger


can someone post the truno gif of eating the pizza

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008



somehow I completely missed out on Key and Peele when it was fresh so I'm just starting to catch up on youtube and there's some real treasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK98jx7gw7w

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011



tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





https://twitter.com/Vincent_Armor/status/1384622636102205443

tacodaemon has issued a correction as of 05:03 on Apr 21, 2021

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Travv0 posted:

buffalo chicken

does that come with a bleu cheese dressing drizzle on it? sounds legit if so.

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



Chinatown posted:

does that come with a bleu cheese dressing drizzle on it? sounds legit if so.

i'm more of a ranch guy and i bmob (bought my own bottle)

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

WHOA !!!


next time replace the pizza sauce with blue cheese dressing(or ranch in your case)

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016


Morbid Hound


Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



i replaced the pizza sauce with buffalo sauce so if i replaced that with ranch it'd just be ranch chicken i think

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

WHOA !!!


i don't make the rules

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

When I raise my trigger finger


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOkaOU1T0U

Anti-Social_Disease
Mar 5, 2002



.

I'm dumb

Anti-Social_Disease has issued a correction as of 05:24 on Apr 21, 2021

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016


Morbid Hound

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Travv0 posted:

i'm more of a ranch guy and i bmob (bought my own bottle)

dont go to Buffalo NY. they know now. you will suffer.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

Bloop! Don't make me turn this Roomba around!






drat Bin Laden been readin'.

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



Chinatown posted:

dont go to Buffalo NY. they know now. you will suffer.

that's already in my reminders but i'll bump it to thetop

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Travv0 posted:

that's already in my reminders but i'll bump it to thetop

i want to go to a Bills game and get blackout drunk. their tailgating is legendary.

KaBob
Jan 8, 2021

return of the bird tribes

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



Chinatown posted:

i want to go to a Bills game and get blackout drunk. their tailgating is legendary.

i'm always open to getting blackout drunk but i heard i'm not welcome there. and they haven't even seen me, blackout drunk

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



is the mr pillow stream over now? can we frank speechly?

Lando Kardashian
Jul 11, 2007

pissidential



DesertIslandHermit posted:

drat Bin Laden been readin'.

osama bin readin'

you fool. you aboslute moron.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005


SirPablo posted:

How are you rich enough to own an NFL team and this is the haircut you get.

hes known for being a very weird NFL owner. i dont know much about football, but hes like a huge failson weirdo except i guess hes actually fairly competent at running the family business

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/13735322/are-mark-davis-raiders-leaving-oakland

quote:

MOST DAYS START the same -- behind the wheel of a white 1997 Dodge Caravan SE outfitted with a bubble-top Mark III conversion kit, a VHS player mounted to the roof inside and a r8hers personalized plate. Mark Davis pilots this machine from his East Bay home to the nearest P.F. Chang's, where he sits at the left end of the bar, same spot every time, puts his white fanny pack on the counter, orders an iced tea and unfolds the day's newspapers. Beside him on the bar, next to the papers, is his 2003 Nokia push-button phone with full texting capability. When someone calls and asks him where he is, he says, "I'm in my office," and sends a knowing nod to the bartenders. It gets 'em every time.

thats the first paragraph. it gets better from ther

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.



we should send a cop to jail every 4/20

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

Bloop! Don't make me turn this Roomba around!





resident posted:

we should send a cop to jail every 4-20 seconds

Travv0
Jan 26, 2013



a yearly reminder that the system works now

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

When I raise my trigger finger


resident posted:

we should send a cop to jail every 4/20

4 for every 20 what?

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.



Virgil Vox posted:

4 for every 20 what?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010






what's the story behind the megaturd

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

Bloop! Don't make me turn this Roomba around!





Shear Modulus posted:

what's the story behind the megaturd

Big massive dump

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.



Shear Modulus posted:

what's the story behind the megaturd

eating massive amounts of food and digestion

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

It's just a pledge bro!


Shear Modulus posted:

what's the story behind the megaturd

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