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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
time for a new thread already wow

feels like the last one just got started

wonder what fun gags are being run by (and run on) trump today on this day of laffs

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Iron Crowned posted:

Did someone say Trump?

why friend, who didn’t?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Crusader posted:

i'm going to get my first jab right now which feels like an april fool's joke on me somehow

if you follow the Covid thread the joke is that the vaccine won’t stop you from getting Covid-19 pt. 2 & 3

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

euphronius posted:

just thinking that trump 2024 campaign is going to start soon

already started

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Hot Karl Marx posted:

yeah it's another day

ends in “y” I get high

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

emfive posted:

I ain't going into the covid thread but this does not seem to be clear at all, and it's not just part 2 and 3 anyway, there are at least 3 variants

yeah the thread is... A dark place. I was just echoing the wilder claims I’d heard.

pls still get vaccinated.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

tenderjerk posted:

I like that with the vaccine handout you get it lets you know that this vaccine is not intended to prevent coronoavirus, like im taking a supplement not approved by the fda, very cool

whichever vaccine promises to make my dick bigger is the one I’m taking.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Bearjew posted:

it's a game of chance! it could get smaller, or fall off, or turn into a corkscrew

i am open to corkscrew and possibly other interesting mutations. pharmatech get back to me the phones are open!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

augias posted:

i shopped around and none of them promise to make your dick or even your balls bigger. frankly i think its shameful what they;re doing

this is the BEST that capitalism can do? pft I’m not impressed

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
if trump were still president every vaccine would make our dicks bigger. just big, beautiful manhood from coast to coast, just like he would want

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Gripweed posted:

Venezuelan Narcoterrorists.

new CIA rebrand looking slick

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1377607107680346114

I don’t understand this one at all, I get they’re embracing the trumps because of the cult hit the rest of the admin is nothing but pathetic losers who don’t have the same appeal as the trumps. Did Fox do this with Bush’s administration?

I think this is a backlash against the perceived fracture of their viewership thanks to Newsmax and OANN. they’re trying to roll everyone that used to view them back up and become the only fish in the pond again for conservative viewers.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

that photo set is incredible

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

DryGoods posted:

why are so many posters famous for poop?

one of the eternal mysteries of the SA forums

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Buddykins posted:

lmao forever

lmao begins

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
just send the dog to a luxury dog rehoming facility

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

the problem is the dog outranked him
can't assault a superior officer

unironically would like to see more jobs held by dogs

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
my dog just threw me 16’ through an announcer’s table. I’m not wrestling her anymore.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Dr. VooDoo posted:

it’s real neat a defining trait of psycho killers is cruelty to animals and it’s heavily prevalent through out police forces. outlaw K-9 units; pigs don’t deserve dogs and digs don’t deserve to be corrupted by them

all cop dogs to be replaced by cop cats

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Good Citizen posted:

normally I don’t like it when shows come back years later but this new season of the wire is dope

wait what

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
thanks to the beautiful university system of this state for finding it in its heart to vaccinate me this month

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Asproigerosis posted:

I'm getting increasingly nervous after that infrastructure bill looking like it is genuinely progressive and now he actually exploring that student debt jubilee.

Biden to the left of the squad, what a world.

it’s a trap and I won’t fall for it

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Good soup! posted:

The Thing is so loving awesome

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Just got my second jab. Time to start having strangers spit into my mouth again.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

you don’t really believe that, do you?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

tenderjerk posted:

"Trump bullying his staff to get money for more hamburgers" is a thought that has not left my mind for jours

it so perfectly encapsulates everything about his time in office.

the most powerful man on earth could not pay for the cheapest food around.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

TMMadman posted:

alternatively, all of this matters.

I’m a mattering centrist. some of this matters.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

a.lo posted:

probably sous vide. cooked to perfection. tender and juicy.

no sear, 0/10

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

neutral milf hotel posted:

pittsburgh fentanyl cloud (pbuh) wanted me to post this pic of his dinner since he's probed for posting about shitssburgh one time too many again

https://twitter.com/suuuperposition/status/1377736571705823232

glad they’re on that high fiber diet

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

imagine trying to kill yourself this hard

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

LOL no way

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
how does his bullshit continue to get more and more unfathomably dumb?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Rah! posted:

real nice to see people getting banned + a month long probe in D&D for making a post about how America is racist and corrupt. it was even a long, non-troll effort post, with proper punctuation, and paragraphs, and no swear words, so it was abiding by the smart serious person D&D rules (except for the rule that says you must lick liberal boots and approve of racism, i guess).

lol :d2a:

why would anyone ever post there

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

ArmZ posted:

dnd mods are so soft lmao

beyond two ply

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
woke up this morning and remembered sailor, saw trump, lmao’d at gaetz

time for some gool

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Spoondick posted:

good thing my personal hero madison cawthorn is keeping himself out of trouble

yes surely nothing will come out about this totally-not-a-nazi

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Spoondick posted:

you get bonus points for going on fox to complain about wap the same day you hook up with a minor

I bet he was going double or nothing on Tucker

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

why was the McChicken their go-to for fuckable food

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Spoondick posted:

the most fuckable food is obviously cucumbers

neutral milf hotel posted:

gently caress around and find out

the most fuckable fast food is clearly the Applebee’s Irresistabowl.

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

tinstaach posted:

It already did, like a month ago? He spent a year at Patrick Henry and by the time he left there was already a whisper network of "don't go for a drive with him alone if he asks you" among all the girls there

he’s just full of things that don’t surprise me at all

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