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Drunkboxer posted:eat its pupperoni for revenge edit: okay on further reflection just don't respond to this post, okay?
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Apr 1, 2021 16:39
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ah, So u persecute Matt Gaetz just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell.
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Apr 1, 2021 17:09
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what were those floppy things she was doing, rotator cuff devastators?
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Apr 1, 2021 17:14
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Louisgod posted:in my experience only the absolute dumbest people do crossfit so Greene doing them checks out
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Apr 1, 2021 17:20
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Drunkboxer posted:maybe the police force shouldn’t be almost exclusively made up of the kids that would set stray cats on fire
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Apr 1, 2021 18:03
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ding dong the prince is dead!
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Apr 9, 2021 13:37
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Really not sure what to do but it's way past time (traditionally it's 8 days after birth) and I talked to my rabbi who said he won't do it but does anyone know how I can go about getting my dog circumcised? It's part of the covenant and he's a member of my household so I want to get this nipped in the bud as soon as possible
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Apr 12, 2021 00:07
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have you ever looked very closely at a cat's balls? like really close?
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Apr 14, 2021 02:26
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i'm just asking questions
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Apr 14, 2021 02:31
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"don't look a gift horse in the mouth" is actyuallly a mistranslation. the actual saying is "don't put your balls in a gift horse's mouth" and i feel it's rather excellent advice that i'm trying to follow
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Apr 14, 2021 02:42
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ex post facho posted:dolphin! how goes the adventures
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Apr 14, 2021 02:46
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Qurnah posted:that's not how a refund works
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Apr 14, 2021 02:52
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Qurnah posted:well you got paid, he has no money to refund you with
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Apr 14, 2021 02:58
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cumshitter posted:ask him for his turds. then at least you can give them a nice burial in your sink
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Apr 14, 2021 03:02
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i mean they were rude but also these ducks were straight up honkers
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Apr 14, 2021 03:03
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ducks are not easy to raise. they start off as a bunch of eggs and then you have to baby them with a lamp and you have to feed them and then they start loving each other and you have to run around yanking them apart while they're being all fucky on your porch
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Apr 14, 2021 03:08
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LegoMan posted:i'm here for the duck discourse
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Apr 14, 2021 03:19
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i'm the O in the water bottle that spells tromp
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Apr 14, 2021 03:28
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pizza rolls are okay to eat
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Apr 14, 2021 03:33
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challenge: sing the theme to 'duck tales' but replace every instance of the word 'tales' with 'dicks' and try not to nod
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Apr 14, 2021 03:35
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it is day two of the second dose. resources are running low, i still have enough water. i have not yet stopped making GBS threads and i
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1381691984482537476?s=21
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Apr 15, 2021 12:25
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text editor posted:I didn't know people were getting making GBS threads, I just got a solid 24 hours of feeling all my joints were rusted and every muscle fiber in my body had been hammered with a meat tenderizer and i mean around the clock these shits are so hot you could fry a tamale on them
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Apr 15, 2021 12:30
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I'm also very hot and my joints feel like rear end
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Apr 15, 2021 12:35
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for real though I'm hotter than hot ketchup
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Apr 15, 2021 12:51
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Apr 15, 2021 13:05
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i feel like a trash can filled with garbage
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Apr 15, 2021 13:06
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*bon jovi voice* poo poo THROUGH THE HEART,
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Apr 15, 2021 13:41
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:Nothing about Pennsylvania even rises to the level of "good"
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Apr 15, 2021 13:45
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my ex boyfriend was sooo fat. during coitus i would affectionately refer to his rear end as his 'ham canyon'
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Apr 15, 2021 14:06
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Flavius Aetass posted:do you think it rubs together like sandpaper or smooth 
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Apr 16, 2021 19:31
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so its like a tunnel that you drive a car through don't we already have those. aren't they called tunnels.
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Apr 16, 2021 19:39
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idea: elon musks dumb tunnel idea but you only go halfway through and then brick up the back side once he's inside
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Apr 16, 2021 19:43
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cumshitter posted:yes!!! rot in hell good soup you piece of poo poo!!!
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Apr 16, 2021 19:45
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Red Baron posted:The Musk of Amontillado
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Apr 16, 2021 19:46
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I made breakfast this morning for myself and then fed my puppy and then I was curious so I ate a bit of her food and discovered that her food is better than mine so I switched dishes with her and she hasn't touched it yet
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Apr 16, 2021 19:55
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also my puppy eats her own poo poo so i think i might need to take a cooking class
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Apr 16, 2021 20:08
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The Nastier Nate posted:Both my dogs do this ages 8 and 9.My older dog sometimes does it but my younger dog can’t wait to eat her own poo poo or the other dogs. 
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heheheh
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