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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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MiracleFlare posted:

Sounds like a good time to admit I'm not actually sure what "groyper" means and have never looked it up, and all this time I've just been reading it as a slightly mispronounced "groper"

(I have looked it up now and I still don't get why the frog is called groyper so I assume my first guess still stands)

Pepe but more racist

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Joementum posted:

happiest trump days:

1. burger party
2. big trucks at white house
3. hero dog
4. when hopey came back
5. what am i missing?

All of those meetings with business leaders etc. Who had to sit around a table and suck trump off on live tv

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Joementum posted:

happiest trump days:

1. burger party
2. big trucks at white house
3. hero dog
4. when hopey came back
5. what am i missing?

Actually mueller report was probably a good day, same with first exoneration

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Alec Eiffel posted:

I just don’t agree with the decision to radicalize our youth with hollow earth theory nonsense

Kong Home

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/Ordinary1World/status/1377624601107255309?s=20

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

euphronius posted:

he hasn’t resigned yet ??

it's called pulling a northam and it's all that's gonna happen anymore

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
franken is the last prominent politician who will be resign after getting metoo'd

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
You have to be a giant dumbass to do anything illicit on venmo lmao, just mycrimes.apk

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

oh my god lmfao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

WrasslorMonkey posted:

In a normal timeline:

Wow, Gaetz is loving toast.



In this timeline

Hm, there may actually be a small chance something might happen to him

you only go to jail if you get caught loving around with the donors money

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

WrasslorMonkey posted:

You mean like to gently caress hookers?

or to buy vapes and games on steam

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

would not be surprised to find out matt gaetz has a body count

It's well known that he killed his college roommate during rough sex and had his dad pay to cover it up

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Plinkey posted:

I can't do it anymore, but I won the 40 chug at the PSU beer olympics, 40 of OE in 38 seconds without puking for 5 minutes

and won a halloween case race in like 8 minutes, drinking 20 of the 24 ponies

:stare:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Plinkey posted:

then spent 15 bucks at an arbys back when they had the 5 for 5

did...did you eat 15 roast beef sandwiches in a single sitting

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Plinkey posted:

it was like 7 beefs, 3 curly fries, 3 moz sticks and 2 sodas

how did you live past 30

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Plinkey posted:

good german genes

:yooge:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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who tf is jinping

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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a.lo posted:

any “nice” jokes on this page and i’m closing

Nice

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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fosborb posted:

https://twitter.com/SykesCharlie/status/1377954964287422472

ahh! i'm going insane! wasn't this points system a thing that got revealed like years and years ago?

The points system is a cliche from college movies in the 90s lmao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

i remember someone once claiming that "she sells sanctuary" is a song with really brainy intelligent lyrics

Lmao

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

new kind of cat posted:

scott pressler is the kind of freak who prefers Butterbean’s Cafe to Bubble Guppies. real fuckin sicko poo poo

I heard he died while trying to perform a self succ while choking himself with his hair

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Impressive false flag

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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new kind of cat posted:

rivers cuomo just attacked the capitol

Finally a cuomo does something good

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

A flavorful rear end pleases Allah

Cspam mod flavorful eatass

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Chinatown posted:

protip: add a little powdered chicken/beef bullion to your stirfry because its got msg

Just buy msg it's cheap and good

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pffffff

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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poo poo POST MALONE posted:

lol just buy straight up MSG.

No don't you see over half the world prefers crushed up cubes over just getting the msg directly

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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new kind of cat posted:

politics is some boring garbage someone recommend an album i can dance to

Phillip Glass - Koyaanisqatsi

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1378032722220814343?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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Chinatown posted:

posting on the racist page number

In some cultures it's a good luck page

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

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bleeding kansas posted:

how would you know?

Lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1378032722220814343?s=19

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

The Nastier Nate posted:

Your honor, clearly I had no way of knowing that this girl i banged was underage. As you can see, here is her totally plausible ID, which she showed me

They were looking through the fakes they'd already confiscated lmao, absolutely no way there's any plausible deniability

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
can[t believe i put myself into a weed coma before i saw the trump statement holy moly

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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