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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

i got home from work yesterday and my downstairs neighbor was blasting cigs in a folding chair outside his screen door, watching tv from outside, with the grill heating up and listening to glycerine by bush on his cellphone

neighbor sounds pretty chill

I'd chill on my patio and drink some beer shouting across our lawns at each other with them

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

PyPy posted:

babyies are very real and they are a threat to everyone, for their sole purpose on this earth is to replace us

no baby's primary responsibility is to make things sticky

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Flavius Aetass posted:

hunter biden is a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

big head with little tiny arms?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

UFOTacoMan posted:

umpires = mods
I’ve been cheated by both

who is the joe west of mods

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

aPoliteAdult posted:

You are the Angel Hernandez of posting.

thanks I try

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The Nastier Nate posted:

My parents are suffering cruise withdrawal, their last one being a week before corona shut down the world.

They can’t wait to go on their next one planned sometime in the fall, vaccines are required for all guest and staff.

Boomers looooooooove cruises

they're all gonna get norovirus

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


yeah jim jordans the last person you should want defending you on a illegal sex stuff

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

keystone tastes like over ripe bananas

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

to be fair, my go to beer in my younger days was natty light

Now it's mostly sockeye dagger falls ipa or something I really don't drink much tbh

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The Nastier Nate posted:

There would be no reason for even the shittiest of democrats not to vote for this. Even Joe Manchin wouldn’t lose his status as kingmaker cause there wouldn’t be 2 new senators added until the next Congress

Unless some democrats are just gluttons for punishment and can’t wait to be back in the minority again

lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lmao he's Garek tier in b plot characters

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Schnorkles posted:

Mike Lindell having money is simultaneously absurd and a blessing

a lot of cocaine-related products at his finger tips

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


This man's social media should be declared a world heritage site

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Harton posted:

Can we call her “stubble” cause he fucks children?

Oooft

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


:hai:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Good Citizen posted:

lol yeah that dude is goin to prison

you haven't paid attention to the last ten years have you?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Red Baron posted:

ban all posters

free all posters

close CSPAM at midnight

:justpost:

you can never log off no matter what you do

Hotel CSPAM

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


spot on take

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


don't mess with texas

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Good soup! posted:

Why is the thread so slow tonight I know you fuckers don't have poo poo to do but think about how much you miss big boy's tweets

Everyone got drunk at like 5

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


was the accident an israeli jet

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Vim Fuego posted:

I thought mitch mcconnell died last year

He is beyond death

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Turn all non-municipal golf courses into low income housing

Except this one. Burn this affront to nature to the ground

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Thoatse posted:

the second they stop dumping thousands of gallons of water a day on that abomination it will shrivel up and the sun will turn into lovely desert just like the ground surrounding it. the best part is this motherfucker is probably in california and exempted from water austerity while my mom gets a fine for watering her lawn and they tell us to take 5m showers as infrequently as possible and not to flush the toilet. honestly both (residential and municipal landscaping) are nothing compared to how much water is boiled away to space by subsidizing the beef industry, all set up in arid zones with grandfathered water rights based on manipulated cherrypicked climates that don't exist so they can squander 2/3 of the state's water to prop up their beef/feed export operations to keep those .1%'rs happy

:hai:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Instead of meth he lured gaetz in with underaged sex

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Time is a flat circle

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


pisssssssssss

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

brugroffil posted:

Glenn is a libertarian

yes pfc said that

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

emfive posted:

how fast does water go through a hyperloop

We'll find out as soon as a flash flood hits where ones built I imagine

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pook Good Mook posted:

It's especially gross when you seek out high school aged partners explicitly because of their youngness.

Like, it would be less gross if you met some person at a mutual interest, fell for them, romance, etc. and then discover their age. But creeps always seek out young partners because of their youngness and whatever weird fetish baggage they attribute to "young girls." They are usually also people obsessed with "taking" a person's virginity.

likely a large control/manipulation aspect too

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Buddykins posted:

gently caress you

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Piss

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1381701095580430339

I wonder if he's lying or if his voters really are this loving deranged.....

All 17 of the people he ran into in the entire state

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


quit masturbating and get a job you bum

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Maed posted:

oh no what terrifying thing is the military going to contract with Roblox to make?

a military recruiting fps for mobile

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


cowards

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