[Trump] Enjoy another well-deserved round, President Trump!

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Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

SirPablo posted:

Godzilla vs Kong is really poo poo so far. I'm like 12 minutes in.

gently caress that film gently caress IT ITS A PIECE OF poo poo

THE CGI IS HOT poo poo STOP WATCHING IT NOW SAVE YOUR TIME

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 05:44

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:43

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

smarxist posted:

No loving way

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 06:51

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Zurtilik posted:

Too much Dr. Pepper.

Impossible to have too much of something that's good for you.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:23

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

One time I came into work a coworker pointed me out and said I was smoking weed outside.

Same day drug test, I got a week off paid vacation for pissing negative and he got a week suspension.

He "saw me" smoking weed before our shift.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:28

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Why did you get a paid week off?

Dunno but it was rad. I think there was some legal problem with a guy who had no supervisor duties frantically pulling up the cameras in front of everyone to prove I was smoking and screaming that I should be fired on the spot. He lost his poo poo. It was 2008 in California.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:31

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

fosborb posted:

so... were you?

I wish. I didn't start smoking weed for pain until 2014.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:32

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Chinatown posted:

cross poo poo

Piss poo poo

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:33

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

erosion posted:

so what the gently caress exactly was his problem with you?

He was a 24 year old who failed the police academy.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:55

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

kaleedity posted:

remove all fried potato foods, fried sweet potato is the only exception

spending my 12 reports daily for the next week reporting this post

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 17:08

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Drunkboxer posted:

imagine matt gaetz tells you to do something and you�re like �sure thing boss!�

lmao

pretty sure gaetz getting anyone to do anything involved cash.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 17:19

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Nonsense posted:

the defense is making GBS threads on the cop who testified because he's out of touch being in homicide for 20 years lol

cops making GBS threads on other cops for their position in power is loving hilarious

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 17:22

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

peepee poopoo joe biden is a bad president

# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 00:14

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

smarxist posted:

you guys ever see a truly great rack and feel a little more hopeful about life

One day I'll have a eurorack

# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 09:19

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Nonsense posted:

loving glenn supports pedo gaetz, seen everything.

hmmm weird huh!

# ¿ Apr 3, 2021 17:57

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neutral milf hotel posted:

plinkey eat the lasagna casserole pizza thing

https://twitter.com/wilhelmdererste/status/1377942481778704386

What kind of big baby bitch can't eat this poo poo

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 07:09

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Absolute cursed more like I'm a giant fucker who won't suck an Italians dick

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 07:10

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

DMT smokers who up rn using their magic machine?

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 08:47

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

i arose this morning

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 18:03

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

pisster

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 18:04

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Dastardly_Crapsack posted:

# ¿ Apr 4, 2021 18:45

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

ive been dealing with california unemployment now for 4 weeks since they passed the stimulus bill. ive been awarded 0 for every week since. some people said to file again but it says i still have a claim and their new ID.me system is a loving mess and cant identify you even with 3 IDs. It has some facial recognition step with AI that ISNT working for me too. calling unemployment says theres too many callers and hangs up on you no matter what time you call. my money is trapped in a bureaucratic system.

anyways democrats sure are doing great.

Bideo James has issued a correction as of 23:09 on Apr 5, 2021

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 23:07

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

DryGoods posted:

lot of people just aren't good at ID'ing birds but do it anyway

pretty easy to point at the sky and say "bird"

win every time

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 23:10

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Incredibly wrong take, op

gently caress YOU

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 23:15

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

tenderjerk posted:

oh btw purchasing vape juice via mail is illegal starting today

where?

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 23:48

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

tenderjerk posted:

in all of the united states, look up the PACT Act, it went in effect today, all because trumps dipshit son cant keep his poo poo on the down low

lmao lmoamaoma

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 23:52

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

lmao that everytime some smoking regulation comes out it just pushes the regular smokers into dying earlier

# ¿ Apr 5, 2021 23:54

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

you can just buy glycol and kool aid to make your own vape juice

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 00:00

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blue squares posted:

this thread really loves hating in Dallas. it’s weird

gently caress Dallas. There's no way Lee Harvey Oswald did the assassination.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 15:31

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

I got a stop Asian hate alert from Tinder today.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 16:05

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Alec Eiffel posted:

lol a tinder user. pathetic

Will you go out with me? If not I got many future Asian wives to meet.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 16:06

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

euphronius posted:

https://twitter.com/nognanovich/status/1379459627964850179?s=21

Lmao

Publically calling this guy the r-word in response

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 18:01

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gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1379511583534161925

lmao all hands on deck to separate these kids from their families!

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 20:55

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

tacodaemon posted:

dont get why yall have to lie about this stuff

lmao

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 20:58

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tacodaemon posted:

dont get why yall have to lie about this stuff

why isnt the gov going to the public with this stuff instead of internally to organizations not equipped to handle this situation?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 20:59

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tacodaemon posted:

"herp de derp derp Biden is yanking kids away from their families at the border" is a good way to show you have no idea what the issue is and nobody should give a poo poo what you have to say about it

Biden is separating kids from their families at the border.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 21:00

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

tacodaemon posted:

no idea

then shut the gently caress up!

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 21:01

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tacodaemon posted:

nope

please explain what Biden is doing to this brain damaged individual

in neat context please i want to be informed to my fullest extent

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 21:02

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

*calling up NASA on the phone* hey we got a problem with these humans coming over the border! you got any rockets we can point at them?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 21:03

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

tacodaemon posted:

I wish I were dead

I wish I was dead every morning I wake up and yet

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 21:04

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 07:43

Bideo James: Oct 21, 2020; you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Theyre taking the kids to NASA Camp. Those children are going to the Moon and Mars and Beyond!

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 21:05

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