[Trump] Enjoy another well-deserved round, President Trump!

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erosion: Dec 21, 2002; It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Bideo James posted:

Dunno but it was rad. I think there was some legal problem with a guy who had no supervisor duties frantically pulling up the cameras in front of everyone to prove I was smoking and screaming that I should be fired on the spot. He lost his poo poo. It was 2008 in California.

so what the gently caress exactly was his problem with you?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:40

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:04

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Gringostar posted:

tots are bit sized hash browns you can have outside of breakfast

Im thinkin about thos totwaffles

https://mobile.twitter.com/mspowahs/status/1240676111534653442

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 16:56

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That DICK! posted:

im so bored fellas. whats a good video game.

Unreal cruelty potential in that one, get tech superiority and sabotage everything on the enemy home planets, or genocide them methodically after invading, or use biological weapons... tons of possibilities.

Bought Subnautica a few days ago and I'm completely hooked, cannot recommend it highly enough. Funniest thing I've found so far is ramming biters and sand sharks with the Sea Moth to kill them or get them to gently caress off. Oh and propulsion cannon is an effective way to toss cave crabs over the horizon.

Anyway is Gaetz dead yet?

# ¿ Apr 6, 2021 08:00

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sometimes I wonder if cumshitter has had gay sex with Gaetz, but I guess we'll never know

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 02:19

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euphronius posted:

https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/1380205296300257280?s=21

should be the Wikipedia article for late-stage capitalism

what a time to be alive

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 02:25

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cumshitter posted:

i have gay sex with everyone eventually

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 02:35

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Asproigerosis posted:

I'm struggling to get over how incredible red alert 3 fmvs were. loving incredible B movie rear end acting with everyone just eating up the script in every scene. I hope they all had fun while they were doing it :3

related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVgcR5aLVMU

e: oh poo poo it really was Tim Curry, nice

erosion has issued a correction as of 02:46 on Apr 9, 2021

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 02:42

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Matt Gaetz is the most handsome man on television

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 02:49

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"hey bartender, can I get a Matt Gaetz?"
"what's that?"
"three shots of under-aged whiskey for $900 then I overdose on Fentanyl"

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 03:05

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Hunt Her Pie, Then

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 03:19

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emfive posted:

Egypt was really weird and amazing, if you look at detailed artifacts from like 3000 years ago they are just astonishing. The Tut inner coffin, the gold one, is one of the most fantastic sculptures ever made by humans, and it's thousands of years old.

I don't know, that just really freaks me out.

fake news

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 03:25

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BAE OF PIGS posted:

Gaetz, not hunter.

Lmao

It's understandable if you're confused, Hunter Biden was caught using Venmo to pay minors for sex

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 03:33

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meanwhile, President trumps illegitimate son Matt Gaetz is kind of a party dude and made a porno with a Pikachu stuffy

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 03:37

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Flavius Aetass posted:

big time

side note, probably shouldn't have quoted mr show at work, specifically the line "it's great, it's crack, it gets you really high" to a coworker while ringing a customer up

probably generated a less than glowing survey response

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 03:44

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# ¿ Apr 10, 2021 07:08

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please play Subnautica

please

I'm begging you

it's really really good

# ¿ Apr 10, 2021 11:13

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CODChimera posted:

elaborate

You climb into an escape pod and strap in. Looking up, you can see your vessel, the Aurora, being destroyed . As the pod descends, you're knocked unconcious by a piece of debris. Waking up, you find your pod is on fire, but an extinguisher is nearby. When you finally defeat the fire, you get a little more information, and can proceed to explore the aquatic surroundings. Now you must survive in a vast ocean on a hostile planet.

Get the scanner as soon as you can, you can handle the rest.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2021 12:46

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oxsnard posted:

I don't like scary games, which is why I've avoided. How scary is it actually?

passed out, sorry

not terribly scary, especially at first.

scariest thing so far is if you go to the aurora in the Seamoth there's a big bastard that'll grab you with his face tentacles and try to eat you which is pretty alarming

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 00:47

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wife drank the last mt dew, so we're listening to NIN's "reptile"

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 20:35

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WTF YOU PUT THE CAST IRON IN THE DISHWASHER!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJwt9qJb6Sw

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 20:54

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ever have an argument that's kind of unresolved with someone and that person later dies so you decide that you won? it's happened to me at least twice

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 06:41

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Eat Pray Trump

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 06:58

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should have stayed home dillweed

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 07:44

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holy moly Subnautica continues to kick rear end

I was oddly comforted to get back to regular scary sharks after dealing with terrifying teleporting vampire squids that loving yank you out of the cockpit

Another thing, earlier on I'm minding my own business doing mundane poo poo in my base and suddenly there's a jump scare as something psychic starts talking to me

so gd awesome

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 10:26

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Xaris posted:

check out Subnautica Below Zero as well. it's just came out or above to come out. a bit more of a tight linearly (but open) experience

I'm sure I will, thx!

taser/glock oopsie happened on BART while I was staying in San Fran about a decade ago, nice to know it's was always a scam

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 14:12

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WHAT THE gently caress, WOMAN!?

I thought you said this wedding would have an OPEN BAR!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIiYJrTk2fo&t=147s!>

# ¿ Apr 16, 2021 04:22

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it's confusing because the headline says it launched and people aren't happy

when in fact nothing happened and people aren't happy

had to look up slut juice, :sad:

# ¿ Apr 17, 2021 14:41

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2DCAT posted:

Game owned

hey let's take a hundred footsteps to move 2 yards

other than that though

Dolphin posted:

Does anyone know how to train a dog not to bark at the bathroom door when you're taking a poo poo? Like not when you're in the bathroom, she barks specifically if you're in the bathroom taking a poo poo

I don't need an alarm for when someone is making GBS threads in my bathroom

hey dummy, the dog wants to protect you while you poop, it's instinctive, let her in

in Subnautica you get an underwater mech with jump jets and you can fit a grappling hook and Bionic Commando your way through caves full of gently caress THAT THING sea monsters

and tonight I just realized there's nothing stopping me replacing the drill on my right arm with a second grappling hook, I might be too excited to sleep and I promise a trip report if it happens

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 07:28

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Judge Dredd Scott posted:

its like the only survival game thats good, 100% because its handmade with a story lol

also genuinely terrifying, not just stupid goon gently caress the ocean poo poo. especially if you use headphones

Yeah it's real good, possibly the best game ever made.

Encountered my first Mesmer last night and wasn't sure if the infection was causing hallucinations in game or if the simulation was breaking down in real life.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 07:40

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cumshitter posted:

Jerk detected!

gently caress off baw

who was it that wanted donations for the lady running against Coons in NJ? only person I've ignored in a long time

Then she lost, they said gently caress electoralism, and I undid it

Arby's is ok, 5 for 5 owned but nowadays it's probably 5 for 15

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 08:01

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oh yeah, Nichael

IIRC the dems had just circled the wagons because Bernie was threatening to win so they forced people into voting booths during a pandemic and blamed Bernie

I melted down and their response was 'hey chin up, help Jess!' which was grating

and kind of reminded me of a cult

or MLM

nothing personal

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 08:09

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CODChimera posted:

what do you mean stupid goon gently caress the ocean poo poo?

Big GBS thread back in the day

Insurance doesn't even pay out for a mass shooting anymore, falls under "Acts of God"

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 08:11

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pre-op bebop posted:

NEW JERSEY?

get the gently caress out of here

Alec Eiffel posted:

no one gives a poo poo about delaware or pennsylvania outside of this thread

oh gently caress I'm sorry, Pennsylvania, not NJ

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 08:52

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9-BWReQ6w

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 09:13

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pre-op bebop posted:

I couldn't finish watching this, too irritating

my monitor is on

transcripts > video

hmm that's an interesting idea

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 09:19

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Buddykins posted:

I got my girl back hell yeah and i know who did it and i love em for it

Meatwad: "Well don't that kick a little rear end?"

What I've been doing for the last half-hour or so:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3944478&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=51#post514079296

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 11:07

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ram dass in hell posted:

Named B Hole.

friendship is tragic

I "Laughed Out Loud" as they say

Subnautica dual grappling hook trip report: Owns, kinda. Best near the ceiling where you can alternate between both as you can imagine. There is a brief cooldown and it's easy to mistime the shots but I'm getting better with practice. Grappling is really useful to redirect your momentum. Combined with the upgraded jump jets and strafe running it might be the fastest way to move around.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 16:59

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Epic High Five posted:

it's confirmed to be the fastest, and two drill arms turns you into a leviathan wrecker

hah good to know, at one point I was drilling a reaper in the face with one arm and punching it with the other and the fucker shrugged it off, refusing to drop me for a good long while.

grapple/drill works well when something pisses me off. I thought this was supposed to be a nonviolent game lol.

Patron saint of the game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2QalENIMxE

# ¿ Apr 18, 2021 17:54

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Alec Eiffel posted:

Republicans sewing, etc.

sowing

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 05:58

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:04

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listening to NIN The Downward Sprial 20+ years later and gently caress Trent Reznor was ahead of his time

Back then it was "weird" to want to die but now that's normal

# ¿ Apr 20, 2021 13:00

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