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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

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https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1377685195357323264
that's ok, i'll keep drinking that garbage

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
turp
https://twitter.com/Bruce_LeVell/status/1366866604395540488

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1377989279490715649

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/GiuffridaA/status/1378023077506916357

quote:

An Italian restaurant owner accidentally put on a US sanctions blacklist before Donald Trump left the presidency has described the last couple of months as a “nightmare”.

In a case of mistaken identity, Alessandro Bazzoni, who owns a restaurant and pizzeria in the northern Italian city of Verona, had sanctions slapped against his company as part of the Trump administration’s crackdown on blacklisted Venezuelan crude oil.
somewhere out there is the universe where the trump series finale was the US nuclear arsenal being unleashed on Moscow, Idaho

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Alec Eiffel posted:

My bro Jim, well, he’s not really my bro Jim, more like a cuz. He says “M5” is always coming into his podiatrist offices. Jim, he owns them offices. Why would he lie?
ok mister trump time for bed now

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1378029518280089602
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1378045426738282498

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
trump
https://mobile.twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1378205568595341314

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/kylenabecker/status/1378197006288568324
are they trying to do a boycott by installments now

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol i hadnt seen this one before



he looks like a loving vic berger edit of himself

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
wait when did him and louie gohmert get caught in a transporter malfunction together

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1378402349107011591

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1378557262617313280

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol the daily mail is so starved for new trump content this week that they published the lowest-res we've ever seen, from the standpoint of trumbos



barron continuing to expand into the stratosphere

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol

https://www.45office.com/info/scheduling-request



Donald J Trump, 45th President of the USA, available for birthdays, fetes, Bar Mitzvahs, etc. Affordable Rates. Please inquire below.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol
https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1378503317555404800
marjorie taking great pride in her ability to defeat a 70 year-old dweeb at fisticuffs

(let them fight)

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
happy easter from your favorite healthy very normal looking president, who is eating an easily identifiable human foodstuff

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
looking great and only moderately taxidermied
https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1378868199735853056

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Mr Hootington posted:

I dont normally read this thread, but seeing y'all making GBS threads and pissing yourselves over trump eating crab is kinda sad.
welcome to the trump thread, the thread for making GBS threads and pissing yourself about trump

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/business/status/1378981497525444608

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
gonna be awesome when this lady does a marjorie taylor greenening and moves to run in a safe gop seat next year
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1379139715169914884

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol jesus this is an impressively unhinged screed

quote:

The Enablers worry that just reacting to the True Believers’ demands, playing defense, won’t suffice. They worry the True Believers are onto them. (They are.) To persuade the True Believers they’re also True Believers, the Enablers go on offense. They’re intentional. They elevate. They center. Cadillac embracing Tamika Mallory! Jack Dorsey giving Ibram X. Kendi $10 million! Disney+, ESPN+ and Hulu turning Black History Month into Black History Always!

The enabling has been going on, out of view, for years. But in 2020, during the Summer of Biblical Forces, the summer of pestilence, isolation, fear, death, protest, riot, chaos and the fires of a thousand cities converging on the American psyche, the Enablers openly embraced the True Believers. They advertised their love. They tweeted it. Or at least their assistants did.

The True Believers, who had been proselytizing and canceling and Twitter-mobbing for years, were catapulted to the highest echelons of the American power structure. The famous-people cancellations sky-rocketed. So did the denials of those cancellations. Cancelling, we were told, wasn’t canceling. It was holding bad people “accountable.”

Now, the long knives were coming out, and the angers were crescendoing, and there was this feeling, in the ether, that everything — processes, norms, the constitution — had to be torpedoed in the service of The Cause. “So pathetic that there is a trial to prove that Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd when there is video of him doing so,” the constitutional scholar Chelsea Handler tweeted Tuesday to her eight million followers.

A paralyzing fear percolated down. To the office scribes. The time-clockers. The people who were seething and stuck in their apartments. The whispering, the accusing, the snitching, the bad-faith mischaracterizing. The twentysomethings who had taken to saying, you can’t say that, and the fortysomethings scrambling to adapt, who wondered about their ancient emails and Facebook posts and yearbooks and all the late-night conversations they’d had in college, in the nineties, which someone might remember, which could be construed to mean they were Klansmen (they were not Klansmen), and the Boomers who had been bra-burners and then yuppies and then Obama Democrats and then MAGA-hats, who were terrified of Covid and outraged by the lockdown.

The Enablers, in this moment of great national angst, were relieved the True Believers were angry at other people. They were happy to feed the beast. To enable the Jig of Wokeness.
his central thesis is that young people are too woke and too powerful, and the solution is for the forces of capital to come to their senses and then smash them with an iron fist

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral


nice to see he's internalized a couple of new pieces of brain slop since leaving office

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
love to keep a small bronze statue of myself in my office

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
everytime i look at that loving picture there's something new

lovely looking combination plaque-trophy that the border patrol probably used public funding to make for him



horrible goblin trump statue



band-aid on the back of his hand again

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/notmynypd/status/1379202403027804162

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
congrats everyone, we did it!
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1379185526146805761

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/brahmresnik/status/1379123756837138438

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1379414909990100993

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

a.lo posted:

Who is the lamest baseball player
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Len_Koenecke

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1379425127776018433

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
either he’s starting the rallies again or they just found out he actually died back in October

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/ACTBrigitte/status/1379556455729221633

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
i guess the big announcement is that trump is coming out as an adult baby

https://twitter.com/JasonMillerinDC/status/1379583855145926659

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
ay yi yi
https://twitter.com/HenryJGomez/status/1379583443332386819

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
i forget, was this the one where trumbo was like ':yooge: wow super big important announcement at press conference tomorrow' and then every network slavishly kept the live footage rolling while he extolled the virtues of trump-brand products for 30 minutes before concluding with 'by the way, on balance, i believe that barrack HUSSEIN obama was probably born in america' and then shambled away?

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol 'sad widdle donnie DESTROYED by powerful alpha joe biden' is a strange framing for his own aides to go with, but ok
https://twitter.com/JasonMillerinDC/status/1379607612149411841

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Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol, the swings when you have 55k voters in total for the country
https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1379609235663765512
https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1379622983816384513
if the IA win, Greenland probably avoids giving the go-ahead to a huge Austalian-Chinese rare earth mine that'll end up eating their sovereignty out from under them, plz send them ur energy

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