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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Epic morning piss, god it feels so good, no splashing sounds, ugh she scampered off into the woods before I could wipe the crust out of my eyes, gallon of gold in her tummy. Why does it taste so good? Why do we run out of pee? These simple questions brought before god, no answer but the babbling brooks and percolating coffee, god I have to PISS AGAIN but her tummy is FULL! woof
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i had some mead last night, which among other stuff also contained sulphites. the label specifically warned me about the sulphites. and there was a distinct smell of sulphur when i went for my first morning pee im talking about the "strike a match now it smells of sulphur" sulphur smell. anyway long story short im out of mead. oh and the ducks were here again today along with a pair of crows. im trying to buddy up with the crows.
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Got heaps drunk last night. Hangover not bad. 4/10
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I woke with a huge boner this morning. That’s how I know it’s gonna be a good day, every day is a good day
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Apr 11, 2021 08:59
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There's a limited number of boners you're allowed in your life time and there you are wasting them
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Epic morning piss, god it feels so good, no splashing sounds, ugh she scampered off into the woods before I could wipe the crust out of my eyes, gallon of gold in her tummy. Why does it taste so good? Why do we run out of pee? These simple questions brought before god, no answer but the babbling brooks and percolating coffee, god I have to PISS AGAIN but her tummy is FULL! 
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Apr 11, 2021 19:34
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Yeah yeah, I know it's pretty late to be just waking up and making my first post. But usually I don't even post on the weekends so you'll be happy with what you get. Also I'm hungover
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Apr 11, 2021 19:51
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Epic morning piss, god it feels so good, no splashing sounds, ugh she scampered off into the woods before I could wipe the crust out of my eyes, gallon of gold in her tummy. Why does it taste so good? Why do we run out of pee? These simple questions brought before god, no answer but the babbling brooks and percolating coffee, god I have to PISS AGAIN but her tummy is FULL! i feel this post comes from a strange heaven, far from the sadness of the world, and it makes me restless to seek the golden light of the morning
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Colonel Cancer posted:There's a limited number of boners you're allowed in your life time and there you are wasting them This isn’t true. Enjoy all the boners you get. Cherish every single one. Including the one at your grandmothers funeral when you were 12 and the wind changed directions.
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Apr 11, 2021 22:15
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This morning I woke up covered in cat piss because my elderly cat pissed the bed
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Into The Mild posted:This isn’t true. One day you'll have your last boner and won't know it's your last...............
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Epic morning piss, god it feels so good, no splashing sounds, ugh she scampered off into the woods before I could wipe the crust out of my eyes, gallon of gold in her tummy. Why does it taste so good? Why do we run out of pee? These simple questions brought before god, no answer but the babbling brooks and percolating coffee, god I have to PISS AGAIN but her tummy is FULL! A reading from The Gospel According to Axemaniac, 12:32.
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Morning goons .. I'm back at work after vacation.. the coffee isn't working todayArmitag3 posted:One day you'll have your last boner and won't know it's your last............... I'll be burred with a boner.. even if they have to fill it with something to make it happen... I'll have an open casket, and an open fly..
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Chrs posted:This morning I woke up covered in cat piss because my elderly cat pissed the bed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlsOzSinCF4&t=40s
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Lol. Luckily its only the first time shes done it but I hope it doesn't become a habit like in the song. Shes 21 years old though which I guess is an acceptable excuse for having accidents.
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(crosspost from the NYC LAN thread) Today was supposed to be opening day for our new office, but there was some sort of power outage so it's not opening until tomorrow. The new office is in the middle of Manhattan, how/why the gently caress are there outages?  I hate working from home so much. I hated it during the Before Time, and I hate it now, and I thought this lovely arrangement was finally going to be over but now I have to wait another day which is annoying as poo poo. Chrs posted:Shes 21 years old though which I guess is an acceptable excuse for having accidents. Pics plz 
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Apr 12, 2021 12:27
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YeahTubaMike posted:Pics plz  Here she is right now.
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Chrs posted:This morning I woke up covered in cat piss because my elderly cat pissed the bed I've got a dog who's nearly 20. Poor old boy doesn't piss the bed unless he's sick but he does wake us up literally up to 6 or 7 times per night to go piss and poo poo
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gently caress I’m exhausted. Urgh.
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