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It was just yesterday, Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario were celebrating their 35th year on this planet. He was so full of life! I can remember it like yesterday, with him jumping around and going, "ha! Hwa! Yahooooo!" But today is now April 1st and, like Nintendo has been saying for a nearly a year now, Mario's days were numbered. Mario is dead. He is survived by King Bowser, Sonic the Hedgehog, and his best friend Rayman. Mario lived a wonderful life. Born Jump Man, he would go around terrorizing primates until he would be transported to the Mushroom Kingdom, where he would spend the rest of his days. This is not a time to mourn, but a time to celebrate the Life of Mario!! Please join me by posting your favorite Mario-related things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYQTSJOlDQw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvELT5aIo9A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oCgefJDilg
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:45 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:03 |
ha ha april fools!! nintendo got us again!!!!!!!! My aunt works there and says this is a prank
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:48 |
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yoshi died too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJbS5PYQudQ
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:52 |
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I'm glad he's dead, OP.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:56 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:57 |
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Rutibex posted:yoshi died too gently caress, I wasn't expecting 2021 to be even worse than 2020
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:57 |
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Rest In Pipe, Mario
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 14:58 |
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I can't believe mario would do taht, disgusting
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:04 |
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I mean he went missing in the 90s so it's hardly a surprise
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:06 |
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Mario got covid and died
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:13 |
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Mario died of an overdose of autoerotic asphyxiation.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:15 |
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low key sex master posted:ha ha april fools!! nintendo got us again!!!!!!!! It's real He's dead.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:17 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXMnhBj4ybk
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:17 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Mario got covid and died Well, an italian plumber from brooklyn would be a trumper anti-mask poo poo head
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:19 |
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TontoCorazon posted:Well, an italian plumber from brooklyn would be a trumper anti-mask poo poo head uh, no? what the heck man
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:25 |
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I can't believe he survived cancer just to go out like this RIP (rest in power) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW4Nir6L9kg
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:25 |
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TontoCorazon posted:Well, an italian plumber from brooklyn would be a trumper anti-mask poo poo head Plumbers are Union
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:27 |
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Luigi died while invisible and his friends couldn't find the body
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:27 |
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So, uh, does this, uh, well I guess maybe it’s kind of soon, but do you think Peach is seeing anyone?
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:28 |
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No who will I get to stomp on my goomba
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:31 |
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:34 |
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Mario busted a nut so hard in Yoshi that he shouted "Mama MIA" and then collapsed dead so Luigi shot Yoshi then hung himself
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:39 |
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Halloween Liker posted:Plumbers are Union So are cops
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:56 |
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Imagine how many living creatures mario has killed. He was a monster.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:59 |
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TontoCorazon posted:So are cops Everyone knows thats a bullshit union
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:00 |
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Big Beef City posted:Mario busted a nut so hard in Yoshi that he shouted "Mama MIA" and then collapsed dead so Luigi shot Yoshi then hung himself all of their dongs fell off after they died and started walking around, this is what Toad is
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:02 |
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RIP to a real one. He was 35 years old. Such a shame.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:04 |
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Here lies Mario peperony and chease
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:07 |
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Bad Purchase posted:RIP to a real one. He was 35 years old. Such a shame. That's a rough 35
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:08 |
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No Mario don't say that!
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:18 |
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Ventral EggSac posted:all of their dongs fell off after they died and started walking around, this is what Toad is Toad is a choad
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:38 |
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I remember a few years ago Nintendo was all like, "no actually Mario isn't a plumber!!" but apparently they walked that back and now he's a plumber again? This just goes to show that we can't trust Nintendo. First they lied about his job, and then they killed him. Watch out, Link, you're next.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:43 |
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Of course he wasn't a plumber. They were trying to protect his cover, though. But now he's dead. And personally I never played any of those games, so I don't care.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:04 |
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For years Mario has been begging Birdo to fire a big ol’ egg up his plumber hole, but Birdo refused up until recently. “Comonna, Birdo, poppa da egg right uppa my culo, eh?” Mario would say. “No, Mario, the eggs, they’re too big!” Birdo would reply. Finally, tired of the endless pestering, Birdo gave in and blasted an egg directly into Mario’s waiting butthole. Out of respect for the deceased, the funeral will be closed casket.
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:09 |
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TontoCorazon posted:That's a rough 35 spread himself too thin... a cautionary tale
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:12 |
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layin' pipe is a hard line of work
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:13 |
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I'm sorry your afterlife is on another plane
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:19 |
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The secret to understanding the Mario canon is to realize there are two Marios. Mario Sr. and his identical twin brother Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn. They worked a series of blue collar jobs and eventually discovered a portal to another universe accidentally while working a plumbing job for the city of new york That Mario had several adventures rescuing the princess of the mushroom kingdom from the evil despot Bowser, the king of the koopas, and eventually retired in a castle in Sarasaland Mario Jr. and his fraternal twin Luigi Jr. are his sons, who were almost lost in yoshi's island, but they were eventually reunited with their father and unnamed mother after having their own adventure with Bowser's son, Bowser Jr Bowser Jr. eventually takes over as king of the koopas, while Mario Jr and Luigi Jr grow up to be different in appearance and personality from each other. Bowser Jr runs his kingdom in a much more liberal manner and opens diplomatic and trade borders with the mushroom kingdom (his being the son of the mushroom kingdom's ruler definitely helps with this process) This second generation of Marios and Bowsers doesn't have the adversarial relationship that their fathers did. They play tennis together. They go karting. When the mushroom kingdom is threatened, Bowser II is happy to help defend it
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:31 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 06:03 |
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Luigi standing outside his brothers house in the mushroom kingdom, with a bottle of cheap gin in hand "MARIO! Youa fuckin COWARDA! You gone anda leave you brother anna you keeds!! Why YOU DO-A thees to us Mario-o-o ...Peacha, see suckin tha Bowser-eh for two-a coin onna his bigga flyin' boat Mario! Two COIN!"
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# ? Apr 1, 2021 17:33 |