Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
WienerDog
Apr 8, 2007
Resident Rocking Dachshund

The Berzerker posted:

Rowdy Tellez striking out in a high pressure situation? :monocle:

I fear he was a Buffalo creation... But I'm more concerned about how Teoscar Hernandez has been looking. A whole lotta bad swings from a guy who the Jays need to rake.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

that counts as one (1) hit

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


JOCULAR JAM

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
JOC JAM!

First hit as a Cub!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
JOC JAM

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
We got a run?!?!?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This dude is shook.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
who t f is jock peterson he seems cool

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I love Joc

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Joc jams are cool and should happen more often

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Workposting to say go Giants

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Lol

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Kimbrel against the brewers what can go wrong

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Craig is back, this time for real.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

craig status: dirty

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
obsessed with 2021 Craig

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Clean craig

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
if Happ hits a walkoff dong I will buy a Happ shirtsey

oh god especially off Hader. Please, Ian

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
this ump is loving squeezing flaherty today

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Rizzo do that thing you did a few years ago against Hader

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Eh close enough

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Come on KB

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


swing the bat you goofus

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Extra innings, the Cubs being a small ball team have the advantage here.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

eh i would have swung but also missed horribly

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
i wonder how long the cardinals will humor matt carpenter. it's actively harming the team that he is playing!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Imagine having a bullpen

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Lmaooooo

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Who is this pitcher? Well good try guys, maybe try and get 2 hits tomorrow.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ahhh cubs bullpen

hello old friend

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



I'm always one to avoid looking at injury replays in sports, but if Luke Jackson suffered some disgusting arm snap on the mound I think I'd watch it as porn.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
tyler o'neill does not appear to have found his swing after his strong spring

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
You made it through Strasburg score some loving runs you assholes

edit: thank you, good job assholes

elentar fucked around with this message at 22:40 on Apr 7, 2021

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



PANDA!!!

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

PANDA!!!!!

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
On pace for a 54 dong season exclusively as a pinch hitter

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
The Athletics, in 120 years of existence, have never started a season 0-7.

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

what are you doing nola

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Let marisnick do a can bang

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Please get a couple runs here Mets, and make it interesting.

e: gently caress.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply