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minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


im not celebrating april fools. instead lets come together for april stools: a month dedicated to bowel health and regular bowel movements. eat your fiber and join the fold!

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minecraft_holmes posted:

im not celebrating april fools. instead lets come together for april stools: a month dedicated to bowel health and regular bowel movements. eat your fiber and join the fold!

footstools are full of fiber and can vastly increase your stool quotient


ty heather papps and luvcow

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Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


This is why I eat apples regularly

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Also paper straws

sk

(ヤイケス!)




I had split pea soup yesterday and lentil soup today to give my bowels Healthy Fiber

nut


aw poo poo

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nut


but i say it happily

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Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


April stools bring May pools

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


itís a daily occurrence

the echi

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Buying a case of metamucil for April stools

minecraft_holmes

FLUFFERNUTTER


just left my 4th april stool


thanks blaise rascal!

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


4th of Stooly

Ass-penny



I'm am alcoholic with a bad diet so suffice to say my poops are rarely in a group. They come with fair regularity though, I guess that counts for something.

Stoner Sloth



rear end-penny posted:

my poops are rarely in a group.

what is the name for a group of poops? are they a pod like whales? or maybe they're like skunks; a stench of shits?


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Ass-penny



Stoner Sloth posted:

what is the name for a group of poops? are they a pod like whales? or maybe they're like skunks; a stench of shits?

Dodecapoopron.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Stoner Sloth posted:

what is the name for a group of poops? are they a pod like whales? or maybe they're like skunks; a stench of shits?

A grunting of shits

Teddy Thunders

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I'm here to join you, for April stools, at my Executive Posting Station.

You might wanna upgrade your experience, is what I'm saying.

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Would the bubbles in his glass
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Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Teddy Thunders posted:

I'm here to join you, for April stools, at my Executive Posting Station.

You might wanna upgrade your experience, is what I'm saying.

Mess with the best



Die like the rest

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
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Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


The more fiber the berries
The sweeter the deuce

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Escape From Noise posted:

Mess with the best



Die like the rest

Wow, someone needs a five point harness for their massive shits

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Understand where the homeless live?
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Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Teddy Thunders posted:

Wow, someone needs a five point harness for their massive shits

You don't?

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN




As A Girl, I can assure you I've never pooped in my entire life.

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Teddy Thunders posted:

As A Girl, I can assure you I've never pooped in my entire life.

Oh. Oh no. I'm so sorry! That was incredibly insensitive of me!

Stoner Sloth



rear end-penny posted:

Dodecapoopron.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A grunting of shits

a deluge of diarrhea

Stoner Sloth



Stoner Sloth posted:

a deluge of diarrhea

is what they call my posting style

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Just posting here from my shitstorm shelter, brought to you by Jim Giles.

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


When I stop renting have my own piece of land one day I am going to build my own personal little toilet tower.

This is not a joke, my wife has agreed to this and I have located the quarries to supply the right stone.

I am thinking like a miniature wizards tower, terracotta roof with a small stove for winter.

nut


really makes u think about april showers

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god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



nut posted:

really makes u think about april showers

What's to think about? They bring May flowers. I don't know who the gently caress May is but this is bathroom, get out.

Ass-penny



Teddy Thunders posted:

What's to think about? They bring May flowers. I don't know who the gently caress May is but this is bathroom, get out.

Ma'am this is a Wendy's drive thru.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



rear end-penny posted:

Ma'am this is a Wendy's drive thru.

I will not be shamed into silence!!!!

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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Bringing the message of May Flowers to the working class one drive through window at a time

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