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So I work construction, I spend a lot of time during the day in the truck with my boss. Tomorrow it is gonna be all day. I threatened him that I was gonna bring a sock puppet to annoy him and keep us company, and I totally am going to. I just cant think of a good name for it. I am gonna hide it in the truck and bust him out every now and then for shiggles. Truppet (truck/puppet), came to mind but I dont think it is good enough. All help is welcome.
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Apr 2, 2021 03:57
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Do you have a theme in mind OP or will the name dictate the puppets personality?
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Apr 2, 2021 03:59
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I am kinda thinking Jake.
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Apr 2, 2021 03:59
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Like, if I choose a name like Sir Sockington would he have a british accent?
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Apr 2, 2021 03:59
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Literally A Person posted:Do you have a theme in mind OP or will the name dictate the puppets personality? I guess that depends. Kinda a little of both? It will bitch about the work we have to do, and sometimes it will make dick joes and talk about DnD.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:00
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Literally A Person posted:Like, if I choose a name like Sir Sockington would he have a british accent? Ooooh! good call, Yes he would.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:01
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Kit Fisto
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Apr 2, 2021 04:03
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What's it look like
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Apr 2, 2021 04:04
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:Kit Fisto He would not get it and I really dont feel like spending the time to sew tentacles, good name, good joke.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:06
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Sifl and/or Ollie
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Apr 2, 2021 04:07
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Boss Fucker
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Apr 2, 2021 04:09
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HOMO ERECTUS posted:What's it look like Dunno, just gonna bust a sock out of my purse while we are going down the interstate and glu some googly eyes on it. I will then have it talk to him. I might put some eyelashes on it made out of a cigarette pack.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:09
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Frank Frank posted:Sifl and/or Ollie A big influence.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:10
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Poop worm
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Apr 2, 2021 04:11
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Applesnots posted:A big influence. Following the same thread, Zapho is also a solid choice.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:12
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Call him Lou and when you bust him out make him end jokes with "...it's a livin'!!!" edit; put a tiny hardhat on him
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Apr 2, 2021 04:13
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Mr. Sock
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Apr 2, 2021 04:14
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Did you at least wash your cumsock before you decided to do this with it op Sock's name is Rosy Palmer.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:28
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Hairy Right Hook posted:Call him Lou and when you bust him out make him end jokes with "...it's a livin'!!!" The hard hat made me laugh, but I just remembered I had to buy a new car battery and I threw the things they use to cover the terminals in my bag, they look just like tiny plastic top hats. It might have a hat.
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Apr 2, 2021 04:34
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Frank Frank posted:Following the same thread, Zapho is also a solid choice. Wait? is there a Siffl and Olli thread?
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Apr 2, 2021 04:35
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Just because. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt8KHLsMBAk
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Apr 2, 2021 04:39
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Uncle Burp
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Apr 2, 2021 05:03
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OP, you have yarn for hair? You got some buttons for them eyes?? Can we get an idea of what we're working with so we can conceptualize??
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Apr 2, 2021 05:11
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Vladimir Linen. Stupid goatee mandatory.
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Apr 2, 2021 05:12
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What’s your boss’s name OP? The puppet should be a grotesque mockery of your boss.
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Apr 2, 2021 05:14
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cum
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Apr 2, 2021 05:34
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Sir. Cumsockington IV
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Apr 2, 2021 05:37
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Sounds like OP is sort of rushing things needing to go on this road trip tomorrow. That said, with there being regular trips, I'm feeling like this is something that can develop over time and become more and more absurd with each trip.
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Apr 2, 2021 05:37
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Sweet Little Meatball
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Apr 2, 2021 05:38
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Mr. Hands
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Apr 2, 2021 06:02
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Crusty M. Jizm
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Apr 2, 2021 06:28
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jizzy gillespie and give it a trumpet and you can make trumpet sounds with your mouth
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Apr 2, 2021 06:30
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mr free handjobs
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Apr 2, 2021 06:42
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rupert
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Apr 2, 2021 06:43
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You're going to record the antics of this creation for our entertainment I hope OP.
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Apr 2, 2021 06:48
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Pierre or Sonny Jim https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY69kb64M_8
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Apr 2, 2021 06:49
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God.
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Apr 2, 2021 06:54
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Soup. "Why soup?" (Have the puppet slowly turn to you and stare) ANYWAY...
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Apr 2, 2021 07:16
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 The logical choice is Truckler (a portmanteau of "truculent" and "Hitler"), but the name is less important than the tomfoolery. You should have some fun. Spice it up, you lovable goofball -- tomorrow's Friday! Here's what you do: 1) Put a MINIMUM of 200 hits of liquid LSD into your boss' morning gin before you two knuckleheads hit the road. Don't be stingy. 2) Get into the truck. You should drive. Have your boss hold the puppet in their lap. 3) Once you notice the acid is starting to kick in, detonate the small explosive charge located in every sock monkey. 4) Laugh! Now your boss has mangled genitals! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! 5) Use a megaphone to scream "You got served motherfucker! I pranked you good! I'm going to post this on the DARK WEB so that everyone on the internet can laugh at you!" 6) Profit
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Apr 2, 2021 07:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
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