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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Help me with a good name for a sock puppet. For work.
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Put your dick in the sock. Then think about how sexy you find your boss... voila, giraffe sock puppet! So cute your boss won't be able to resist patting him.

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.random
May 7, 2007

 I have questions:
  • what did you name the hand puppet?
  • now that you have extra time to get a second sock, are 2 sockpuppet coordinated names eligible again?
  • is gbs so desensitized that no one is going to ask about the almost-dying part?
  • or is it just a matter of illiteracy because that could be it too idk :shrug:
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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

.random posted:

I have questions:
  • what did you name the hand puppet?
  • now that you have extra time to get a second sock, are 2 sockpuppet coordinated names eligible again?
  • is gbs so desensitized that no one is going to ask about the almost-dying part?
  • or is it just a matter of illiteracy because that could be it too idk :shrug:

* I think I like socky balboa
* eh maybe, I dunno.
* Yeah, we are all old timers here
* Could be, dunno.

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Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

 gently caress da Mods

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ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

 Kirk Johnson

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

 https://i.imgur.com/aK4VNzs.mp4

Ventral EggSac fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Apr 3, 2021

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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Ventral EggSac posted:




https://imgur.com/a/Wb0WWwO#aK4VNzs

Holy gently caress!
Oh god! Its got little teeth!

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Applesnots posted:

Sock puppet will happen on monday now. I keep my promises. Boss was amused with hand pupped and we almost died, sock puppet will be better.

So he almost crashed the truck from laughing?

Wondering how you will prevent this.

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Applesnots posted:

I only got the one sock. Good name though.

You only have one sock? Gross.

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Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:
B-Sock "the Islamic Shock" Obama or
B-Rock " the Islamic Sock" Obama.

You're welcome OP

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Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...
:canada:
Hanes. :rimshot:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

BigBadSteve posted:

So he almost crashed the truck from cumming too hard from the googly eyed hand job?

Wondering how you will prevent this.
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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Three Olives posted:

You only have one sock? Gross.

Be nice. They lost a leg in a gaming accident.

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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Three Olives posted:

You only have one sock? Gross.

How many socks do you have mr fancypants? Like, 7?

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Brassier T Nelson

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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Are we still doing Sifl and Olly names?

Chris N. Fresh

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
 pink sock

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
You could go there totally unsophisticated way and just do "doctor socktopus" and his nemesis, tightser man

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
 Button Brain

make sure to enunciate each syllable

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Bad Purchase posted:

Boss Fucker
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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

 Mock Socket

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DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Sokolov

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

 Pinky

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 Cocky da Socky.

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Softshoe

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