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It's all "installed", but how do i know the water is gonna hit my rear end in a top hat and not my taint or even worse the sack?
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Apr 2, 2021 07:50
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Cleanse your taint and balls brother, do not fear
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Apr 2, 2021 07:55
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Let me tell you, getting your rear end in a top hat cleaned after every poo poo is REAL living, friend. There is a catch, though. Every now and then, maybe one in a hundred times, the evil rear end robot sends that jet of water at just the right angle that it feels like a god damned knife slicing through my O-ring. It's worth it, though. The peace of mind that level of cleanliness brings, the kind that only a jet of oscillating water can provide, is oh so worth it. Let me assure you!
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Apr 2, 2021 07:58
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oh boy.... is it safe?
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Apr 2, 2021 08:03
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A pair of tits for your toilet? How degenerate. You should probably post pics of it though. As soon as possible.
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Apr 2, 2021 08:07
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Came for the pics, left devastated 
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Apr 2, 2021 10:12
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I envy you rich fuckin bidet owners. Signed, a peasant wet-wipe user
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Apr 2, 2021 10:25
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Be manly, never wipe or clean in any way.
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Apr 2, 2021 10:30
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Live like a prince Give it a rinse
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Apr 2, 2021 10:31
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I got Bobby Flay installed on my toilet
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Apr 2, 2021 10:42
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cnut posted:Came for the pics, left devastated I believe AxeManiac did some tasteful illustrations.
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Apr 2, 2021 10:54
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well la dee da but I have a working class rear end hole
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Apr 2, 2021 12:52
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Just took a fat poo poo and blasted my rear end in a top hat clean with a crisp jet of water Buy a loving bidet
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Apr 2, 2021 13:05
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bradzilla posted:Just took a fat poo poo and blasted my rear end in a top hat clean with a crisp jet of water Tore up my rear end in a top hat using a Waterpik on the highest setting
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Apr 2, 2021 13:07
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ProperCoochie posted:well la dee da but I have a working class rear end hole assholes of the world, unite *storms winter palace to use the bidet*
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Apr 2, 2021 13:08
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i disagree with papa john re: "using the n word"
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Apr 2, 2021 13:24
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i disagree with papa john re: "using the n word" Papa John wanted to be my bidet but he's too sweaty and racist
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Apr 2, 2021 13:38
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Papa John thought about inventing a bidet that blasts his own natural grease up his rear end hole but instead he got hammered and fell down and passed out again while screaming the gamer word
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Apr 2, 2021 14:11
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AEMINAL posted:I envy you rich fuckin bidet owners. you can get cheap ones that just go under your regular toilet seat on amazon pretty cheap
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Apr 2, 2021 14:11
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What happened to the tried and true sponge onna stick?!
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Apr 2, 2021 14:57
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lol if you don't have a high pressure hose next to the toilet for literally power washing your rear end in a top hat
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Apr 2, 2021 15:07
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i just use the 3 clam shells
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Apr 2, 2021 15:28
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But then you just have a wet rear end in a top hat! What do you do then? Just walk around all day with Wet Butt?
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Apr 2, 2021 15:54
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Johnny Aztec posted:But then you just have a wet rear end in a top hat! What do you do then? Just walk around all day with Wet Butt? Your skin will grow mold around the anus from the wetness and that will soak it up in future. Its like getting calluses from weight lifting
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Apr 2, 2021 15:55
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I'm wild about bidets. Let me break kayfabe here to earnestly tell you that I love them.
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Apr 2, 2021 15:58
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Don’t blow out your hoop op! 
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Apr 2, 2021 16:01
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Use a bidet? Get real gay. So I'm sold
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Apr 2, 2021 16:02
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pics or it didn’t happen
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Apr 2, 2021 16:04
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If you lubricate your rear end in a top hat 24/7, poop just falls out without any mess whatsoever
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Apr 2, 2021 16:04
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I had mine sewn shut to just alleviate the problem entirely.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:05
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i just use the 3 clam shells I just learned last night Stallone explained how they work. People even made a helpful diagram.  I'm still bidet for life. No more wiping my rear end with dry paper like a neanderthal.
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Apr 2, 2021 16:05
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Johnny Aztec posted:But then you just have a wet rear end in a top hat! What do you do then? Just walk around all day with Wet Butt? Shake your booty dry. Any dance style worth it's salt will spray that water onto the walls in a few seconds
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Apr 2, 2021 16:06
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Line dancing won't work. Cowboys have horrendous swamp rear end, ask anyone
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Apr 2, 2021 16:08
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They used to use old baguettes to wipe in France before Bill Bidet rode in on his horse with his immaculate, shining rear end in a top hat, the reflection causing many peasants to cover their eyes. He showed his invention to the dictator of france and their modesty was lost once everyone had a gleaming, squeaky rear end in a top hat, henceforth the “place in France where the naked ladies dance” 
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Apr 2, 2021 16:09
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Johnny Aztec posted:But then you just have a wet rear end in a top hat! What do you do then? Just walk around all day with Wet Butt? toilet paper still exists my man
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Apr 2, 2021 16:18
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Sometimes the jet stream ticking my b hole is the only way i can cum
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Apr 2, 2021 16:19
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limp_cheese posted:I just learned last night Stallone explained how they work. People even made a helpful diagram. You have to take a hammer to them to get them to flush, and buddy you better have good aim or you'll completely gently caress the porcelain
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Apr 2, 2021 16:24
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Is it one of them fancy bidets that come with a built-in dryer, op?
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Apr 2, 2021 16:49
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Honestly lol at anyone who uses just paper without any actual washing. If you somehow got poo poo all over your hands would you just wipe it off with a napkin and carry on like that's fine???
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Apr 2, 2021 16:56
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Pretty good posted:Honestly lol at anyone who uses just paper without any actual washing. If you somehow got poo poo all over your hands would you just wipe it off with a napkin and carry on like that's fine??? Yea
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