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My crazy friend said if you flex your muscle only a bit and let the water inside so as to irrigate the bowel, over time it will cause your sphincter to weaken and you'll have Loose Butt. Asking for a crazy friend. edit: here's a video to make up for a bad snipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR58vE6GYic Wilkins Micawber fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 3, 2021 |
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wait wait wait butthole lotion isn't such a crazy idea. If, say, I'm monetizing said butthole on onlyfans then I have a bleach regimen and you're god damned skippy that thing is going to be pampered. It's my money-maker!
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I can't wait for all of the beauty shops to have a bunghole section.
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Pakistani politics posted:My crazy friend said if you flex your muscle only a bit and let the water inside so as to irrigate the bowel, over time it will cause your sphincter to weaken and you'll have Loose Butt. Asking for a crazy friend. I dunno, I've expelled some massive dooks in my day, and my sphincter is still p strong. Not sure that a lil swish is going to weaken it.
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Pakistani politics posted:My crazy friend said if you flex your muscle only a bit and let the water inside so as to irrigate the bowel, over time it will cause your sphincter to weaken and you'll have Loose Butt. Asking for a crazy friend. Typically flexing muscles makes them stronger and not weaker. The real question is, why does he think gaping your rear end in a top hat is a normal part of daily hygiene
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the goatman's routine was 5 trips to the bidet per day, like clockwork
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Ok let me try this from another angle: Can you really afford NOT to moisturize your rear end in a top hat?
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The Fattest PI posted:Typically flexing muscles makes them stronger and not weaker.
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The "wow" feeling of my clean rear end in a top hat still hasn't worn off and I've had a bidet for like five years now.
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Connormgs posted:The "wow" feeling of my clean rear end in a top hat still hasn't worn off and I've had a bidet for like five years now. Do you skip washing your rear end in the shower or.. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Do you skip washing your rear end in the shower or.. It is good practice to wash your rear end in the shower regardless but if you're late to your red lobster reservation you could get away with it. The top rated ones on Amazon are like $35 and take 10 minutes to install, no reason for anyone to not have one these days! You would not believe how much better you feel after using one of these it will change your life. Connormgs fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Apr 3, 2021 |
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I bring my bidet to the Red Lobster.
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Connormgs posted:It is good practice to wash your rear end in the shower regardless but if you're late to your red lobster reservation you could get away with it. Everyone says my rear end in a top hat tastes alright so I’m not sweatin it.  Although a urinal would be pretty tight..
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just poo poo your pants https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1376909030904508419?s=20
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World class shitters can launch their payload at such precise angle and velocity that the splashback cleans the butthole instantly
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I got a bidet 3 months ago, and everyone was like, "IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" for some reason that's the exact phrasing bidet people use I was worried for a while that bidets might implant something up my butt and turn me into a bidet pod person but I can tell you that 3 months with this bidet has not changed my life spraying water on your butthole is certainly nicer than toilet paper, but I still don't understand the people who say it's life-changing I guess I can see it for women who had their first orgasm via waterblasting
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Icochet posted:World class shitters can launch their payload at such precise angle and velocity that the splashback cleans the butthole instantly The Poseidon's kiss technique 
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You know if Stallone didn't figure out how to use the seashells that means he walked around with a poopy butt the whole movie.
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Mooey Cow posted:You know if Stallone didn't figure out how to use the seashells that means he walked around with a poopy butt the whole movie. umm hello he cursed at machines and then wiped his rear end with the tickets
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Tip posted:umm hello he cursed at machines and then wiped his rear end with the tickets well at least he walked around with a poop butt for a little while 
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Tiberius Christ posted:just poo poo your pants 
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Pretty good posted:Honestly lol at anyone who uses just paper without any actual washing. If you somehow got poo poo all over your hands would you just wipe it off with a napkin and carry on like that's fine??? i use non-flushable baby wipes. then i flush them 
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Tiberius Christ posted:just poo poo your pants #gamerlyfe vyst fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Apr 3, 2021 |
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Tiberius Christ posted:just poo poo your pants a man who knows what he wants from life. refreshing
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I'm a bidet boy for life now. I poo poo 2 or 3 times a day and it's already paid for itself in savings fine toilet paper.
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Tip posted:I got a bidet 3 months ago, and everyone was like, "IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" I assume most people don't have enough fiber in their diet so traditional wiping is like trying to clean up hot tar with a q-tip.
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why buy a toilet gizmo that will get dirty and colonized by every single bacteria in your butthole when you got the shower right there
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Icochet posted:World class shitters can launch their payload at such precise angle and velocity that the splashback cleans the butthole instantly this reminds me of a meme i once saw
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bagual posted:why buy a toilet gizmo that will get dirty and colonized by every single bacteria in your butthole when you got the shower right there Why not just cut out the middleman and poo poo in the shower then? Be a true goon and get your wafflesromp on.
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Colonel Cancer posted:The Poseidon's kiss technique huh, weird, where I grew up we called it "the kiss of Poseidon" but same thing, right?
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Can't you just run toilet paper under the tapwater for a sec and not turn your bathroom into a sex dungeon?
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Can't you just run toilet paper under the tapwater for a sec and not turn your bathroom into a sex dungeon? Then you’re picking little pieces of wadded up tp out of your rear end hairs for days IT DOESNT WORK OK? 
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i mean... washing your butt with water is sexual for you? yeah... that is a new one for me but if you just CAN"T avoid boners on washing, waddle you're booty to the sink to avoid spreading poo poo all over your cheeks to wet some tissue instead of just spraying urass and drying it... that makes sense
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Johnny Aztec posted:Somewhat relevent, I like the, ah, organic stuff. Also are any of you bidet proponents a healthy weight?
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limp_cheese posted:Why not just cut out the middleman and poo poo in the shower then? Be a true goon and get your wafflesromp on. Lemme tell ya a secret buddy, every time you wipe and then take a shower afterwards, youre showering your shower with crusty asswipe
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Bad Purchase posted:this reminds me of a meme i once saw Whatever idiot made that used the wrong meme template 
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