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Joey McChrist

Joey McChrist fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Apr 4, 2021

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Joey McChrist

Teddy Thunders posted:

Several masked gunmen run into your room, 3am, and one of them screams:

"EVERYBODY GET UP! IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW!"

You get up, terrified, urine running down your leg.

"COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!"

In fear for your safety and the safety of your family, you begin to slam.

"HOSTAGE"

YEAH

"YA'LL READY TO STOP"

NO

"AND YA WANNA KNOW WHY?"

WHY

-racks pistol- "CAUSE ITS THE SLAM JAM"

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