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guys i had this conversation with some dudes while shooting the poo poo and they thought i was weird, apparently i'm weird because i'm the only one whose tied together 9 mcdonalds straws with tape and attached a funnel in it to piss inside the room across from my dorm? please console me i do not feel very epic
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just for what it's worth, they were full bladders each time, i did it partially out of necessity
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Apr 4, 2021 08:07
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i peepeed a poopoo
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Apr 4, 2021 08:36
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sometimes i wonder what's the furthest a man has ever pissed before and then i think poo poo like did he show it off to people? was he famous for it? did people challenge him to pissing contests all the time trying to best him like billy the kid but pissing instead of gunfighting? was it a blessing or a curse? drat
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Apr 4, 2021 08:39
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It is hilarious to me how many statues are out there and considered fine art and it's just someone pissing.
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Apr 4, 2021 08:52
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You will never get a playstation 5, I'm sorry OP. Also if your flow has no problems passing through 9 straws you must have some super weak balls.
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Apr 4, 2021 09:39
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Huh, only 9 straws? Small dorm.
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Apr 4, 2021 09:43
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Was the room across from your dorm a bathroom? Or just another room? This piss aqueduct wasn't watertight, was it?
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Apr 4, 2021 10:05
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Gonna need to know the “why?” here OP
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Apr 4, 2021 15:19
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Ha ha op can fit his dick into a straw
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Apr 4, 2021 15:23
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Hey, OP. Suck my dick.
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Apr 4, 2021 15:44
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sorry op but i can only console 997 arabian dicks at a time 
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Apr 4, 2021 15:48
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How large is the funnel and/or how much of a pathetic dribble is your piss stream op just get a fuckin piss jug and take em to the dump when you've got 20-30 of them like the rest of us. it's the way of the road
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Apr 4, 2021 15:50
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*in best Steven Tyler voice* OP's livin' in his BED! He can't help himself from faaaaaailllinn' He's livin' in his BED! He has got himself some straaaaaws
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Apr 4, 2021 15:54
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PinheadSlim posted:sometimes i wonder what's the furthest a man has ever pissed before Gotta be someone pissing off an airplane or something pp op
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Apr 4, 2021 16:00
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go eat some eggs eediot
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Apr 4, 2021 16:05
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PinheadSlim posted:sometimes i wonder what's the furthest a man has ever pissed before I remember something about Jim Jones, like jonestown reverend Jim Jones, being able to piss over a house or something equally impressive. That's cult leader material there.
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Apr 4, 2021 16:09
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Looks like the OP majors in engineering.
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Apr 4, 2021 16:16
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my man's penis fit into a straw
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Apr 4, 2021 16:35
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i like the SNES OP
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Apr 4, 2021 16:41
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Real talk, I'm thinking of getting a piss jar, I hate having to leave my room to go pee. It would have to be one of those medicinal ones from the pharmacy though.
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Apr 4, 2021 16:48
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Outpost22 posted:Real talk, I'm thinking of getting a piss jar, I hate having to leave my room to go pee. It would have to be one of those medicinal ones from the pharmacy though. Drill a small hole through your floor and connect a tube, seal with epoxy, connect to a collecting cup of some kind, and boom. It's THEIR problem now. Don't even have to empty your piss pot.
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Apr 4, 2021 16:51
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Gonna need to know the “why?” here OP Still waiting.
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Apr 4, 2021 17:08
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I piss your milkshake!
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Apr 4, 2021 17:14
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holy fk i blacked out last night, and only just woke up i have also discovered that if you pee on a wall and let it dry enough it forms a peelable layer DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Gonna need to know the “why?” here OP had to pee
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Apr 5, 2021 04:56
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If an astronaut pisses in a little baggy and then throws the baggy down to Earth is it considered a "long piss?" And do you measure where it burns up, or do you just presume at least one molecule makes it down to earth? What is the longest ppiss I must know now
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Apr 5, 2021 04:58
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ARABIAN DIIIIIIIICKS JUST LIKE ARABIAN COOOOOCKS THEY GET HARDER THAN HARD AND gently caress YOUR WHOLE rear end IN A LOT OF GAY WAAAAAAAAYS
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Apr 5, 2021 04:59
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:ARABIAN DIIIIIIIICKS JUST LIKE ARABIAN COOOOOCKS THEY GET HARDER THAN HARD AND gently caress YOUR WHOLE rear end IN A LOT OF GAY WAAAAAAAAYS *turns up radio* Guys, shut up. This track is friggity fresh.
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Apr 5, 2021 05:04
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dude join the pc master race lol wow
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Apr 5, 2021 05:11
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:holy fk i blacked out last night, and only just woke up Blankets and shirts made out of pee
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Apr 5, 2021 13:32
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need some consoling? here you go op
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Apr 5, 2021 13:34
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i've been up since 430 this morning and i don't know why i read this but i initially read your post as "I had a conversation with some guys shooting up a mcdonalds" and I was very, very concerned
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Apr 5, 2021 14:05
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I still don't understand what you're on about, OP; can you post an MSPaint of your accomplishment?
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Apr 5, 2021 14:44
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thats loving stupid just piss in a bag or something like the rest of us
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Apr 5, 2021 14:55
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THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O1pH-NEa6I
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Apr 5, 2021 14:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqz1x5fgv9Q
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Apr 5, 2021 15:02
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No no, for real If i was dying, last day, minutes... "What do you want to hear? What do I want to hear?
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Apr 5, 2021 15:02
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1001 Arabian dicks posted:guys i had this conversation with some dudes while shooting the poo poo and they thought i was weird, apparently i'm weird because i'm the only one whose tied together 9 mcdonalds straws with tape and attached a funnel in it to piss inside the room across from my dorm? Its ages later, youre fine You can afford euthanasia as an adult Halloween Liker fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Apr 5, 2021 |
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As the piss started flowing from the end of a straw into their dorm room, what did the guys in that room start doing?
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