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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side




Russell Crowe

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Looking like a bulbous. I don't feel so bad anymore.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Is this method acting??

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
He fat


He fat with hand in butt

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Thanks for doxxing me OP

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Is this method acting??

yeah, he has to eat the person he's going to play to get a feel for the role

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




He doesn't look very entertained :(

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


He gained all the weight to keep himself from getting into fights with people OP.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Now I'd actually believe he could beat up tigris of gaul. Remake Gladiator imo

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Also i think joquin phoenix has gotten more intense with age so his performance would also be better

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
But don't change anything about the burly barbarian with a huge rock on a stick in the opening battle, he's my favorite character in all fiction

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWmiv9uIXQk

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
more like russel cowe

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Is this method acting??

Nah, I think it's what generally happens to Australian males once they get over the age of 50. :\

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
Bodies change op.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Icochet posted:

Now I'd actually believe he could beat up tigris of gaul. Remake Gladiator imo

ok

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Hell yes. The perfect warrior

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Can't let this go to waste.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

More like Russel BLOW lmao owned

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

lmao when i saw the thread title i was like "I'm gonna post those photos of him being fat" and then blammo it was the whole point of the thread

Russell Crowe rules and has had some great performances in some excellent movies though besides being Marlon Brando sized

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

For LA Confidential and The Quick and the Dead, he can be as fat and as smokey as he wants.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Caesar Saladin posted:

Russell Crowe rules and has had some great performances in some excellent movies though besides being Marlon Brando sized

We can only hope that just like Brando he will grace us with an Island of Dr. Moreau of his own before eating the last donut.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

thirty odd foot of gunt

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Robo Reagan posted:

more like russel cowe

"Russel GROW" Was RIGHT loving there my man

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Slugnoid posted:

thirty odd foot of gunt

lmao that's so good

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
they shouyld make another nice guys film with fat grandpa russel crowe in it

BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf

Bula Vinaka posted:





Russell Crowe

2021 will see the long awaited far side of the world sequel in Master and Commander: Ballast

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Glad-He-Ate-Her - Russel stars as an over-fed Roman cannibal with an insatiable appetite.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I clicked on this but I was thinking of Russell Brand

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN6UEsSywPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXD1ati4yUI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCtqfaQ9NVM

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Bula Vinaka posted:




Russell Crowe

"Yeah sure I'll sign your phone... with poopy"

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

BitcoinRockefeller posted:

2021 will see the long awaited far side of the world sequel in Master and Commander: Ballast

I HATE ATE THE GODDAMN FRENCH

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


One of the hardest parts of acting is knowing what to do with your hands that looks natural.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Surely, surely that man could afford bigger, cleaner shirts

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

The first picture is him having a smoke after he beat somebody down, that's blood on the shirt

He's still got it

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Ventral EggSac posted:

The first picture is him having a smoke after he beat somebody down, that's blood on the shirt

He's still got it

Jelly donut feeding frenzy would be my guess

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Is something wrong with this video ? What’s up with the epilepsy inducing lighting, it doesn’t make sense

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
BEEFd UP

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