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Fat Russell Crowe vs. Fat Jack Nicholson on a boat Who is fatter? Who is happier?
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Apr 5, 2021 16:32
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also, Russell Chode
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Apr 5, 2021 16:53
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Russell Grow
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Apr 5, 2021 16:58
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Russel Crowe sounds like a huge creep now tbh I guess I should assume that for all male actors though
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Apr 5, 2021 17:00
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Professor Shark posted:Russel Crowe sounds like a huge creep now tbh He’s definitely huge
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Apr 5, 2021 17:01
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ARE YOU NOT FULL?
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Apr 5, 2021 17:08
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Metaline posted:I'm reticent to post much detail online so I'll just say that I was on a film set with him for several months. Young women who got his special attention wouldn't return to set after a night with him. He was mean to me, so imagine my shock when I discovered I'd been "chosen". Obviously I didn't leave with him, and he got meaner, surprise surprise! Maybe he's Russell Grower-Not-a-Shower
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Apr 5, 2021 17:08
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Probably just gross tbh
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Apr 5, 2021 17:20
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Tussell Grose
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Apr 5, 2021 17:21
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A Beautiful Munch
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Apr 5, 2021 17:32
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Wheres the breastplate stretcher?!
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Apr 5, 2021 17:34
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Metaline posted:I'm reticent to post much detail online so I'll just say that I was on a film set with him for several months. Young women who got his special attention wouldn't return to set after a night with him. He was mean to me, so imagine my shock when I discovered I'd been "chosen". Obviously I didn't leave with him, and he got meaner, surprise surprise! i dunno, he was a perfect gentleman for me when we made love
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Apr 5, 2021 17:50
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*Clears throat for exceptionally long time, stops, then starts again. Pauses. Hocks a giant lugee.* Ahem. *taps microphone* AHEM! ...Russell ... CROWE-vers ...like the chocolates. Because he ate too many and now he's fat. Thank you.
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Apr 5, 2021 18:46
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Not unlike Russel Crowe and pounds, tgat post was too many words
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Apr 5, 2021 18:48
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Professor Shark posted:Not unlike Russel Crowe and pounds, tgat post was too many words Hey bub, What's the same between Russel Stover's chocolates and Russel Crowe? Your mother likes them both inside her.
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Apr 5, 2021 18:50
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Fat
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Apr 5, 2021 18:51
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Crowe fat. so what
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Apr 5, 2021 19:26
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Big Beef City posted:*Clears throat for exceptionally long time, stops, then starts again. Pauses. Hocks a giant lugee.* Nice
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Apr 5, 2021 19:29
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my man lookin maximus af
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Apr 5, 2021 19:36
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Professor Shark posted:I think they should make another Master and Commander movie now that Crowe is bigger like Jack is supposed to be Paul Bettany unfortunately didn't get any shorter or plainer
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Apr 5, 2021 19:39
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Apr 5, 2021 19:44
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(Deep fried) Russet Potat-Crowes
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Apr 5, 2021 19:53
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Metaline posted:I'm reticent to post much detail online so I'll just say that I was on a film set with him for several months. Young women who got his special attention wouldn't return to set after a night with him. He was mean to me, so imagine my shock when I discovered I'd been "chosen". Obviously I didn't leave with him, and he got meaner, surprise surprise! Congrats on having enough dignity to not gently caress Russell Crowe. Would he ever sniff his hand after putting it in his rear end?
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Apr 5, 2021 19:58
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I hope his current appearance and his penchant for picking at parts of himself in public means he's getting ready to do a biopic of Richard Stallman.
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Apr 5, 2021 20:36
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At least he doesnt have to do that dumb 'dark universe' poo poo.
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Apr 5, 2021 20:47
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Quoth the Crowe, "Braaaaaaap"
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Apr 5, 2021 21:20
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Marcus aureally fuckin fat lol
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Apr 5, 2021 21:46
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A Beautiful Gut
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Apr 5, 2021 21:47
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Meme Poker Party posted:Crowe fat. so what So what?! I'm his dad, that's what!
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Apr 5, 2021 21:54
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He's always been a disappointment to his mother and I
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Apr 5, 2021 21:54
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Whopper Chomper
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Apr 5, 2021 21:54
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oldpainless posted:Fat'ng round the world
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Apr 5, 2021 22:04
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Actually, no, I'm not entertained.
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Apr 5, 2021 22:46
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Ben Quebec posted:Fat Russell Crowe vs. Fat Jack Nicholson on a boat Fat Val Kilmer eating a kielbasa while playing a Polish detective in Kill The Irishman. Szyznyk fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Apr 5, 2021 |
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Apr 5, 2021 23:31
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Metaline posted:I'm reticent to post much detail online so I'll just say that I was on a film set with him for several months. Young women who got his special attention wouldn't return to set after a night with him. He was mean to me, so imagine my shock when I discovered I'd been "chosen". Obviously I didn't leave with him, and he got meaner, surprise surprise! Holy crap okay and man that's just awful He is not attractive anymore to me yuck That's fine it's just yet more love for Keanu
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Apr 5, 2021 23:58
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Szyznyk posted:Fat Val Kilmer eating a kielbasa while playing a Polish detective in Kill The Irishman. Kilmer isn’t fat anymore he got cancer
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Apr 6, 2021 00:10
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Spinz posted:Holy crap okay and man that's just awful Oh I have a weird thing he did: A bunch of us were at a bar we went to after set most nights, and he made sure my back was to him all night so I couldn't see him and so I had no idea he was there. Who has time for that kind of petty behaviour? You won an Oscar, sir!
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Apr 6, 2021 00:14
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Russell Crowe is always right behind me too. Every time I turn around, he's gone, just out of my line of sight. But I swear he's there. I'm going to prove it. This is my task. You will see.
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Apr 6, 2021 00:37
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Weird kid sitting alone, scribbling furiously for hours in his spiral bound notebook. One day you get a glimpse of it and see the whole page filled with blue ink in all scratchy, almost illegible handwriting and you just get a glimpse of a fraction of the words: Rusfat Crowe Bigsell Grow Rustle Crows Crows=fat?? Crows potatoes Potatoes? Russet Crow Fat Russet potatoe Russet Potato Note for later look up calories in potato
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Apr 6, 2021 00:42
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Metaline posted:Oh I have a weird thing he did: A bunch of us were at a bar we went to after set most nights, and he made sure my back was to him all night so I couldn't see him and so I had no idea he was there. Who has time for that kind of petty behaviour? You won an Oscar, sir! Bad Purchase posted:Russell Crowe is always right behind me too. Every time I turn around, he's gone, just out of my line of sight. But I swear he's there. I'm going to prove it. This is my task. You will see. Yeah. No I totally work in hollywood too and all my famous friends stalk me too and no you can't see them ok? TOTALLY buying this.
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Apr 6, 2021 00:59
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