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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It's up there with Polar Express and Mars Needs Moms for weird poo poo people were doing with CGI about fifteen years ago because they thought it was the future and instead created uncanny rear end poo poo. It's all Robert Zemeckis' fault. He thought the tech was the future because its endgame was to procedurally generate new, authentic looking performances by actors without their further involvement, so long as it had enough footage\data of them moving their bodies to go off of. So you get Jim Carey to flail around in front of a green screen for a day and afterwards you never need him again, except maybe to read lines. Hubris at the intersection of boomer and tech company lust for immortality. -- This fat Crowe thread reminded me that he did a movie about having road rage and it looked like a real fun mess.
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Spinz posted:Russell is a fox in it though, the hair is fantastic the beard nice big beefy guy but not muscle bound ridiculous i apply the john lennon rule. john lennon beat pregnant women and might have even beaten a guy to death for coming on to him, but he is a beloved symbol of peace. russell crowe got in a few altercations and threw a telephone at someone once. he's fine.
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That seems like a bad rule, dude
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if you liked "master and commander" you might like british made-for-tv-series "hornblower" POR LA ROI!!!! 
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GolfHole posted:if you liked "master and commander" you might like british made-for-tv-series "hornblower" ...no. No I don't think so. Ever. Thank you. No. lol.
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GolfHole posted:if you liked "master and commander" you might like british made-for-tv-series "hornblower" He really looks like he's about to blow somebody's horn.
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i should have posted a better picture maybe but its not my job to horn blows, here (yet)
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GolfHole posted:if you liked "master and commander" you might like british made-for-tv-series "hornblower" wow, i didn't know scott auckerman had such a distinguished acting career
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GolfHole posted:i should have posted a better picture maybe but its not my job to horn blows, here (yet) Don't sell yourself short, that guy really looks like he enjoys blowing horns.
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i'm more of a hornsucker edit: born2horn
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we're never going to get any more age of sail media made if i cant even get people to watch hornblower, the pinnacle age of sail movie / book series that spawned all of the others including master and commander and star trek
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The film about Noah's ark from a few years back was pretty good if I recall. I also enjoyed his fat angry driver man movie
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GolfHole posted:we're never going to get any more age of sail media made if i cant even get people to watch hornblower, the pinnacle age of sail movie / book series that spawned all of the others including master and commander and star trek How much of it is actually filmed on ships? Since it was made for TV I assume they didn't have a great budget, so is it like Black Sails where 90% of the time they're on land or interior ship sets?
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i know it was only back in 2003 but i really wonder what would happen if they did that movie today. i just don't see current audiences going for it. Why? (I haven’t seen it)
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More like Russell Let Himself Go Also BitcoinRockefeller posted:2021 will see the long awaited far side of the world sequel in Master and Commander: Ballast
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Trying to think up something for Faster And Commander as in he should 'fast' to lose weight, etc but I got nothing
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Bula Vinaka posted:no one has mentioned the time he played rick astley in virtuosity
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Bula Vinaka posted:
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GolfHole posted:we're never going to get any more age of sail media made if i cant even get people to watch hornblower, the pinnacle age of sail movie / book series that spawned all of the others including master and commander and star trek Me when I look in the bathroom mirror every morning as part of my 2 hour daily warm up followed by open palm slamming a VHS of Hornblower into the VHS and right then and there start shouting Captain Pellew's speeches alongside with the main character, Horatio Hornblower. I shout every line and I shout every line loud. Makin whooshing sounds when I broadside some frog bastards or even when get quarantined at sea for three months because of suspected bubonic plague. Not many can say they served as a midshipman aboard HMS Indefatigable. I can. I say it and I say it out loud everyday to people in my college class and all they do is prove people in college class can still be immature jerks. And I've learned all the speeches and I've learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by shouting them all. 2 hours including wind down every morning. Because A FRENCHMAN IS STILL A FRENCHMAN AND WE SHALL BEAT HIM AS WE HAVE ALWAYS BEATEN HIM, FOR THERE IS NO FORCE ON EARTH WHICH CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF THE ROYAL NAVY! GOD SAVE THE KING!
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Bula Vinaka posted:no one has mentioned the time he played rick astley in virtuosity That film would be great if it didn't have Denzel Washington's character in it.
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Making like three okay films and living off that then just chilling out seems like the loving life. I remember people used to poo poo on that picture of fat, happy Val Kilmer, as if any of them were in "Heat". Also has anyone said "Master and Commander: The Fat side of the World" yet? Just looking at his filmography."The Thicc and the Dead", "A Good Year (blimp)" and "Robin Food" are all funny. Disco Pope fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Apr 20, 2021 |
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I never thought I'd see someone fatter in track pants than Ricky during the seasons that he let himself go.
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funny thing is in the books dr. maturin is always calling captain aubrey a fat gently caress. and he loves to eat. always tries to have two breakfasts, loves his puddings, favorite dish is soused hogs face. aubrey probably would be that fat if he wasn't always getting wounded or shipwrecked.
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more like Russell Crouton
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Dudes really gotta tug that gut around all over. I'd rather have a boat do that for me.
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Big Beef City posted:Trying to think up something for Faster And Commander as in he should 'fast' to lose weight, etc but I got nothing Elastic Band Expander
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A CRAB IRL posted:Me when I look in the bathroom mirror every morning as part of my 2 hour daily warm up followed by open palm slamming a VHS of Hornblower into the VHS and right then and there start shouting Captain Pellew's speeches alongside with the main character, Horatio Hornblower. I shout every line and I shout every line loud. Makin whooshing sounds when I broadside some frog bastards or even when get quarantined at sea for three months because of suspected bubonic plague. Not many can say they served as a midshipman aboard HMS Indefatigable. I can. I say it and I say it out loud everyday to people in my college class and all they do is prove people in college class can still be immature jerks. And I've learned all the speeches and I've learned how to make myself and my apartment less lonely by shouting them all. 2 hours including wind down every morning. Because A FRENCHMAN IS STILL A FRENCHMAN AND WE SHALL BEAT HIM AS WE HAVE ALWAYS BEATEN HIM, FOR THERE IS NO FORCE ON EARTH WHICH CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF THE ROYAL NAVY! GOD SAVE THE KING! *extremely styles voice* sir..?
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"310lbs to yum cha" "30 odd foot of gunt"
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:He’s fat still?
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Fat Galifinapkins
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gently caress it, Nick Cave's Gladiator 2 script ideas were insane anyway so let's go all in and have Chonky Russ put on his Maximus leathers again. Fat man fighting throughout the ages of human history for all eternity, why not?
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Wifi Toilet posted:How much of it is actually filmed on ships? Since it was made for TV I assume they didn't have a great budget, so is it like Black Sails where 90% of the time they're on land or interior ship sets? For a twenty-odd year old TV series, it still holds up pretty well, there's plenty of seafaring stuff - it's not like it's 5 minutes on board then entirely an episode of Sharpe until hopping back in the boat again at the end. But the stories themselves aren't exclusively at sea either, there's always a bit of pootling about French forts, attending court martials, island escapades, etc.
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