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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



some internet hero found this collecting dust in a leningrad television archive and digitized it for the 5TV youtube channel. it was made in 1990, aired once, and promptly shitcanned for 3 decades. watching it now is like experiencing an ideological time-machine crack dream, with an experimental soundtrack by russian rock musician Andrei Romanov, bizarro practical effects, and angry russian babushkas. i think it only covers the first book.



enjoy!

pt 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vquKyNdgH3s

pt 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLevCLNnLmg

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I can see China from here.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

praying some kind soul releases the english subs

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
In Soviet Russia, Ring is Lord of You!

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

Quantum of Phallus posted:

praying some kind soul releases the english subs

nothing is going to top the youtube auto captions -> english


bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

that ring is clearly made from foil

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



the gollum origin/transformation is particularly inspiring

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Captain Beans posted:

nothing is going to top the youtube auto captions -> english



Tsar Bombadil

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



bossy lady posted:

that ring is clearly made from foil

clearly you don't understand how real metallurgy works otherwise you would've properly identified the 'power wrinkles', a physical property inherent in all aged fine alloy when worn on just the right year

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

clearly you don't understand how real metallurgy works otherwise you would've properly identified the 'power wrinkles', a physical property inherent in all aged fine alloy when worn on just the right year



you are correct. I don't know anything about metallurgy

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When the bearded guy puffing on his pipe looked like he was about to start narrating and then the music starts again made me swear out loud.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
now this is podracing!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol they leave the Tom Bombadil part in

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You can't find more concentrated east europe grandma vhs energy than this :suspense:

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

General Dog posted:

Tsar Bombadil

loving lmao

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

General Dog posted:

Tsar Bombadil

I appreciate this :golfclap:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Captain Beans posted:

nothing is going to top the youtube auto captions -> english



Reminds me of when I found this auto-generated caption in a Spyro the Dragon video.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This is the most elaborate snuff film setup I've ever seen.

E: the swimming effects 30 seconds later :prepop:

EE: holy gently caress the guy on the left strangles the guy on the right immediately after the snuff film poo poo was right :laffo:

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EorayMel fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Apr 6, 2021

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
looks better than a contemporary BBC production

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
This was my favorite part from shadow of mordor

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
me irl

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cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
I love Soviet Gandalf

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Is there a Sampo in this one?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tsar Bombadil and Soviet Gandalf

Are BOTH pro user names if anyone needs a new internet persona, drat

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Gandalf the Red

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gzWA4Euzck&t=722s

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I just took two massive swings of delicious vanilla rum and I am now ready to experience this as intended

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Rum already tastes a lot like vanilla why would you flavor it vanilla further.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Rum already tastes a lot like vanilla why would you flavor it vanilla further.

Same reason you'd watch the soviet lotr

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


one does not simply watch soviet lotr

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



General Dog posted:

Tsar Bombadil

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Merry
Sam
Pin

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Rum already tastes a lot like vanilla why would you flavor it vanilla further.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh gently caress 20 minutes in at part two

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Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Holy poo poo wow

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Captain Beans posted:

nothing is going to top the youtube auto captions -> english



Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Applewhite posted:

When the bearded guy puffing on his pipe looked like he was about to start narrating and then the music starts again made me swear out loud.

I'm dying about this

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:siren: THEY INCLUDED THE EAGLES :siren:

:frogsiren: THEY ALSO HAVE THE GODDAMN ORCS :frogsiren:

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Apr 6, 2021

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'm soviet sauron irl ama

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