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nut


u have 24 hours to spend a billion dollars on ur posts what do u do

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nut


wait mods change the title to gag's billions

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nut


wait no don't

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Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



yeah do it


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PHANTOM QUEEN



Mods please change this to OUR billions because it would be EXTREMELY unbyob to not SHARE.

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



Rarity won one billion and shared one billion with every yobber, so now it's byob billions

It's even in the forum name


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nut


with each post i would spend surplus money by simply leaving a tip at the end of it


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nut posted:

with each post i would spend surplus money by simply leaving a tip at the end of it




Wow I... Okay I mean, if you wanna just leave post-its with "check you are oil" on them I guess that's fine but instead of spending money on post-it notes and sharpies you could just leave some extra money.

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



I'd buy breakfast for dinner for every yobber so we can spread this crazy idea


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PHANTOM QUEEN



Goons Are Great posted:

I'd buy breakfast for dinner for every yobber so we can spread this crazy idea

Ok I am in on breakfast for dinner if we can have those fancy sugar waffles my mam never let me eat

nut


i went ahead about bought an Inverted Jenny stamp for 1.5 million USD on credit and stuck it to this post



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I would tip good posts tbh

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i would fund a netflix original series featuring dramatic reenactments of every goldmined byob thread, with cutaways to interviews of th e ORIGINAL posters with their voices pitched down and in shadow


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hello internet friend




NO burning it is not allowed


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The tyrant Rarity has once again hoodwinked and bamboozled the decent and honest posters of the yob out of our hard-earned billions and I for one will not stand idly by. I have not forgotten and I will never forget the untold millions who died for this revolution, and in their honor I say that this tyrant must be allowed to reign no longer!




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FutonForensic posted:

i would fund a netflix original series featuring dramatic reenactments of every goldmined byob thread, with cutaways to interviews of th e ORIGINAL posters with their voices pitched down and in shadow



thanks 2 balls dildo

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Two five-hundred million dollar sandwiches

Teddy Thunders

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A single compressed button of peyote, a Balldo and a zip of mids.

Chris James 2

Good morning!

get a house, and spend the rest on pancakes to fill the house with

me and my friends will never be hungry again

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

I don't even get out of bed for less than 15 figures.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I would like to buy a vowel. In real life. I'm going to become infinitely richer until everyone learns Aramaic.

biosterous






Teddy Thunders posted:

I would like to buy a vowel. In real life. I'm going to become infinitely richer until everyone learns Aramaic.

yeah i will immediately pivot to an abjad language


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Macnult


i am going to purchase the ocean

take the moon



im gonna buy all the funny posts



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Teddy Thunders

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I'm going to buy a house next to Jeff Bezos's house and a shop vac and I'm going to make uncomfortable eye contact with him while vacuuming my lawn.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm going to buy the majority share of Purolator out from under Canada Post and then run the company into the ground.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm going to buy the Coffee Crisp factory and move operations juuuust over the border so they basically HAVE to let us have them here.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm going to buy a mega guillotine and use it to slice the tops off of jack o lanterns every year to great fanfare from my neighborhood.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm going to get it all changed into pennies so we can line every remaining shopping mall food court fountain with old pennies.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm gonna become a wilderness heathen and burn the cash for warmth.

biosterous






Teddy Thunders posted:

I'm going to buy the majority share of Purolator out from under Canada Post and then run the company into the ground.

thank you


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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Macnult posted:

i am going to purchase the ocean

Woah! Come on!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I'm going to hire someone to produce an AI that will post for me.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm going to purchase EFN's posting AI and then marry it.

Goons Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



I'm going to hire someone to program an AI that can do the marriage between the posting AI and TT in a meaningful and sacred way


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Goons Are Great posted:

I'm going to hire someone to program an AI that can do the marriage between the posting AI and TT in a meaningful and sacred way

The true price of friendship: about a billion dollars

RickRogers

Woh, is that a thing I like??


Donate it to a needy forum with orphan posters and no porn snails

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Always the bridesgoon...

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