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Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Stoner Sloth posted:

hiring a small army of coders to fix the forums so that astral can take a well earned break

We're gonna need a bigger fortune . . .

# ? Apr 7, 2021 15:53

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 10:58

take the moon

buying enough paper to print out all the good posts in byob and advancing the earths carbon death in flames a few decades

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# ? Apr 7, 2021 15:57

Stoner Sloth

Barking Gecko posted:

We're gonna need a bigger fortune . . .

# ? Apr 7, 2021 15:58

Ass-penny

sk posted:

I would tip good posts tbh

Hell, same.

Also, nut, I love you, but face your bills

# ? Apr 9, 2021 06:37

nut

rear end-penny posted:

Hell, same.

Also, nut, I love you, but face your bills

it�s okay I�m using all the air miles I got off the purchase to enter subspace

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# ? Apr 9, 2021 11:47

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

i offer a billion dollars to fix the flint water crisis if bezos takes "The Jarate Challenge"

# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:01

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

Sing Along posted:

i offer a billion dollars to fix the flint water crisis if bezos takes "The Jarate Challenge"

Computer, please "sent tweet."

# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:02

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

Teddy Thunders posted:

I would like to buy a vowel. In real life. I'm going to become infinitely richer until everyone learns Aramaic.

ok well played but i'd like to buy, not the physical character "?" but the ensorcelled meaning expressed by it

# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:04

Teddy Thunders: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sing Along posted:

ok well played but i'd like to buy, not the physical character "?" but the ensorcelled meaning expressed by it

Ok but I would like to buy the feeling of slowly sliding rear end first into a deep depression as the economic requirements of labor increase exponentially while wages remain stagnant for all but the top 0.33% of workers in the United States

# ? Apr 9, 2021 17:41

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

Teddy Thunders posted:

Ok but I would like to buy the feeling of slowly sliding rear end first into a deep depression as the economic requirements of labor increase exponentially while wages remain stagnant for all but the top 0.33% of workers in the United States

Deal. Sold, too the uhh... lady in the? hmmm... guy in th waitwait no is that a ah yeas tthe bizarrely pulsating eldritch lama creature. Here's your vibe:

you can cop a physical version if u want too ive been chatting with the aritst

How do I collect my billion?

# ? Apr 9, 2021 18:10

Teddy Thunders: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sing Along posted:

Deal. Sold, too the uhh... lady in the? hmmm... guy in th waitwait no is that a ah yeas tthe bizarrely pulsating eldritch lama creature. Here's your vibe:

you can cop a physical version if u want too ive been chatting with the aritst

How do I collect my billion?

Thank you, you can come to my house to pick it up

# ? Apr 9, 2021 18:48

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

Teddy Thunders posted:

Thank you, you can come to my house to pick it up

Unfortunately I'm booked solid for the next two years but can I accrue negative interest? If we work this out properly I'll never actually have to come pick up the cash but I will have been paid.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 19:46

Teddy Thunders: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sing Along posted:

Unfortunately I'm booked solid for the next two years but can I accrue negative interest? If we work this out properly I'll never actually have to come pick up the cash but I will have been paid.

except in order to sign the contract you still have to come to my house

# ? Apr 9, 2021 19:58

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

hi hello is this the thread where we talk about my plan to turn my crappy mspaint pictures from 5th grade into NFTs

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https://i.imgur.com/c5aCy61.mp4

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# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:41

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

Teddy Thunders posted:

except in order to sign the contract you still have to come to my house

No contract necessary. All sales already final.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:53

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

magic cactus posted:

hi hello is this the thread where we talk about my plan to turn my crappy mspaint pictures from 5th grade into NFTs

yeah, this is the magical concept bartering corner of the thread though you want any thoughtforms or, uh, how about this? It's on the house.

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:55

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Sing Along posted:

yeah, this is the magical concept bartering corner of the thread though you want any thoughtforms or, uh, how about this? It's on the house.

i don't remember this page in my oxford study bible with original greek and translation

# ? Apr 9, 2021 21:58

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

magic cactus posted:

i don't remember this page in my oxford study bible with original greek and translation

i dont believe that this has ever been published here tbqhfam

# ? Apr 9, 2021 22:01

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

gently caress it, anybody want to buy a nearly finished genie?

# ? Apr 9, 2021 23:13

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Teddy Thunders posted:

Ok but I would like to buy the feeling of slowly sliding rear end first into a deep depression as the economic requirements of labor increase exponentially while wages remain stagnant for all but the top 0.33% of workers in the United States

Can I borrow a feeling?

# ? Apr 10, 2021 06:37

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

Escape From Noise posted:

Can I borrow a feeling?

What sort of feeling do you wish to borrow? My catalogue is extensive.

# ? Apr 11, 2021 22:11

Teddy Thunders: PHANTOM QUEEN

Buy every egg.

# ? Apr 11, 2021 22:24

Escape From Noise: Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Sing Along posted:

What sort of feeling do you wish to borrow? My catalogue is extensive.

# ? Apr 12, 2021 09:36

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 10:58

Sing Along: you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

Escape From Noise posted:

the orb is suggesting to me that you might appreciate this particular feeling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfAEty_YZYQ

# ? Apr 12, 2021 15:35

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