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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Are you feelin' a chewed up and spit out after you raved all day yesterday here at the Electric Daisy Carnival? Don't worry, fam, Pedialyte's got your back!



Forget what you thought you knew about Pedialyte! This ain't ur momma's electrolyte solution! We've got fun new flavors like strawberry lemonade, Strawberry Freeze, and BERRY FROST!!!!! Don't wanna lug around bottles of liquid with you as you go off your face on MDMA, shrooms, and whatever was in that punch someone gave you? BOOM! We got it powdered!


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I say pedia, you say lyte! Let's go! Pedia!

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Ventral EggSac



I take pedialyte cause I'm 90 years old and I take 2 ecstasy every day with breakfast

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Strong enough for an adult, but made for a baby

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


Busted: woo girls

Trusted: The Pedia-Enlightened

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Okay! Who the hell started calling Pedialyte "Powerade for babies"? This is not on brand!

Prof. Crocodile




hello yes. i am at a music festival, and a photoshopped hand has appeared over my head, holding a photoshopped beer. can i put pedialyte in the beer to remain hydrated while drankin?


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Prof. Crocodile posted:

hello yes. i am at a music festival, and a photoshopped hand has appeared over my head, holding a photoshopped beer. can i put pedialyte in the beer to remain hydrated while drankin?

I don't see why not. Sort of a sports beer!

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


honestly i'm not sure why using sports beverages or pedialyte as a mixer has never occurred to me before. gatorade and tequila sounds like the perfect salty summer beverage.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


i regularly make and consume a drink i call "the cranky pirate" which is the leftover brine from pepperoncini peppers, and everclear, mixed in equal quantities and left in the freezer overnight.

in college i helped pioneer the Brovaltine, which is ovaltine made with Natty Ice. it's a pleasingly smooth brew.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Ass-penny



I know a couple of people who swear by pedialyte to avoid hangovers.

Once in college I made a drink based on something I read in a Pictures For Sad Children comic. It was called a terrorism, and it's a shot of Bailey's in a pint of tequila. Wish I'd had a pedialyte after that one.


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i regularly make and consume a drink i call "the cranky pirate" which is the leftover brine from pepperoncini peppers, and everclear, mixed in equal quantities and left in the freezer overnight.

in college i helped pioneer the Brovaltine, which is ovaltine made with Natty Ice. it's a pleasingly smooth brew.

the line between genius and madness is often very thin.


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

in college being perma-broke and thus only able to afford the cheapest paint thinner vodka meant that i became an aficionado of vodka gatorade.

also i once made a drink called gatorpagne, which is exactly what it sounds like. it was pretty good actually.


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FutonForensic



im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


rear end-penny posted:

I know a couple of people who swear by pedialyte to avoid hangovers.

Once in college I made a drink based on something I read in a Pictures For Sad Children comic. It was called a terrorism, and it's a shot of Bailey's in a pint of tequila. Wish I'd had a pedialyte after that one.

if you know anyone who has a copy of the DMT comic they made before melting down i'm dying to read it

magic cactus posted:

the line between genius and madness is often very thin.

haha yeah, i can see the line of demarcation from my padded cell in the Genius Asylum.

magic cactus posted:


also i once made a drink called gatorpagne,

only if it's from the inside of a real french alligator

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Sing Along

you ghost bustin' you a bill murray

magic cactus posted:

in college being perma-broke and thus only able to afford the cheapest paint thinner vodka meant that i became an aficionado of vodka gatorade.

also i once made a drink called gatorpagne, which is exactly what it sounds like. it was pretty good actually.

can u post hte recipe or is it a secret sorry im a little frazzled today

nut


FutonForensic posted:

im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet

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Prof. Crocodile



FutonForensic posted:

im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Sing Along posted:

can u post hte recipe or is it a secret sorry im a little frazzled today

very easy.

1) take a few of those big bottles of gatorade (lemon-lime works best but I *think* the blue one was okay too? it's been a while)

2) take a bottle of andre's champagne or your nearest bottom shelf equivalent

3) pour both into a pitcher in whatever ratio you think looks good.

4) pour a glass

5} enjoy???


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nut


*me to the other guys in the county jail* psst, the cops didnít take everything I had on me *produces a pedialyte single serving packet with questionable fluids still glistening on it*

just one question fellas...do you like to get lyte?

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

magic cactus posted:

gatorade (lemon-lime works best but I *think* the blue one was okay too? it's been a while)

At one point I had stocked myself with this flavour for a cottage trip and people were genuinely confused that it could be my favourite. "Oh they also have blue. Just letting you know for next time." Yeah no I saw it there in the fridge. "Wait. You prefer the yellow one?!"

And now on to my perennial topic of weird UK things: While living in Scotland I had a hard time finding actual electrolyte beverages. Don't think it was a legal issue (which I had pondered at some point because maybe the potassium and magnesium would make it a medical product); I could get Powerade at *one* convenience store although not sure if it was the same formula as back home. In the supermarkets... nothing.

What did they have instead? Lucozade! The bottle proudly notes that it's "Powered by Glucose". As in, the dedicated sports drink was just uncarbonated soda pop.

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


wasn't there some other goon who preferred drinking soda flat? maybe thats why they also put it in milk.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

sk

(ヤイケス!)




FutonForensic posted:

im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet

sk

(ヤイケス!)




PHIZ KALIFA posted:

wasn't there some other goon who preferred drinking soda flat? maybe thats why they also put it in milk.

honestly? I've enjoyed some half flat sprite before

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


FutonForensic posted:

im concerned about the ratio on my "proud to be a Pediaphile" tweet

nut posted:

*me to the other guys in the county jail* psst, the cops didn’t take everything I had on me *produces a pedialyte single serving packet with questionable fluids still glistening on it*

just one question fellas...do you like to get lyte?

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