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Lux Animus
Apr 17, 2016

Posts from the end of the world




Dinosaur Gum

He who farts in church


sits in his own pew.

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Blooster
Dec 5, 2014

Yeah, right on. Bloody zoos, who needs them?


Apparently this banme was a result of an Eve Online meltdown: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3866278&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1005#post513821193

lol what a fuckin nerd

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014






his follow up posts are just dogshit. what a terrible poster, good riddance

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Jabberlock posted:

his follow up posts are just dogshit. what a terrible poster, good riddance

It's like another language

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I saw when the cocktail waitress opened the sixth bottle, and there was a great beach theme night; and the sun became black as Goon Lust, and the whole moon became as blush.

Cringish

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012



Back in the day I was a hot poo poo frigate pilot. I got in and out of jams that would make you poo poo your pants just thinking about. Heh.. me and my boys back in '08 felt like we were kings of the world -- and we were.

Things are different now, somehow. I am still a respected gamer (I was sponsored) but it is not enough to live rent free in your head anymore. I'm ditching this popsicle stand.

Goonspeed and goonluck,
The Goose

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



He got scared because a guy was speaking Russian lol

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
ASK ME ABOUT HOW INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS


Imagine being the biggest loser in the eve online thread of the something awful forums

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Starting to think this weirdo wasn't a real bacon bot

cnut
May 3, 2016


FRICK

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




that the OP doesn't contain goatse is all the proof one needs that he was a terrible fit for this place anyway

don't let the door hit you

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


I don't see the point in sticking around if what's his name is leaving

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





kntfkr posted:

I don't see the point in sticking around if what's his name is leaving

Who else is going to watch your back as your wingman in online space game?

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!

Smellrose

Jabberlock posted:

Who else is going to watch your back as your wingman in online space game?

Joel Greenberg

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


I forgot about Joel. Yeah, Joel's got my back. I guess I'll stay

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpza2z4jmDk

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

ben shapino posted:

Imagine being the biggest loser in the eve online thread of the something awful forums

lmao

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


if I ever do a ban thread I'm post both the goat and tubgirl

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


rent free

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





imagine bragging about living rent free. what kind of dump doesn't charge rent.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
ASK ME ABOUT HOW INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS


Bad Purchase posted:

imagine bragging about living rent free. what kind of dump doesn't charge rent.

it's free real estate

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi-H6ohY37k

pyrometer
Aug 1, 2004



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Someone must take up the bacon mantle.

Fuckin Bacon tastes good

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

and it was all going so well...


Nap Ghost

If I get like terminal cancer or some other horrible poo poo I am going to get out of here with honor.

There will be a man. There will be an anus. There will be a ring. What he does with these will shock you.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





updoot for le epic op

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Why do the randos always come to gbs to autoban when they could do it in the forums they are from

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





The same way turds flow downstream. It's a life and death cycle of posting and GBS is the runoff basin.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





I described, like you would to a 5 year old, how to post an autoban and emphasized how critical it was that the goatman be in the OP.

Fucks sake why couldn't he get it right?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


some people have no respect for traditions

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...



ben shapino posted:

Imagine being the biggest loser in the eve online thread of the something awful forums



orange juche posted:

I described, like you would to a 5 year old, how to post an autoban and emphasized how critical it was that the goatman be in the OP.

Fucks sake why couldn't he get it right?

He couldn't be bothered to wait for your explanation and just decided to go ahead and pull the trigger in the most shamefully lame way possible.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


Ignatius M. Meen posted:

He couldn't be bothered to wait for your explanation and just decided to go ahead and pull the trigger in the most shamefully lame way possible.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar




Nap Ghost

DGC773: Today we mourn a dumbass

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...



he died as he posted, i'll give him that

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic



this is why we should focus on homegrown talent rather than building in free agency

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

there should be a way to summons posters like to haul them before the council of gbs to make account of themselves, and their posting

radium

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER fucked around with this message at 10:03 on Apr 8, 2021

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home


helldump was terrible though

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004


Does this mean all my !Bacon_Points are now worthless?! I am terrible at investments.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010




College Slice

ben shapino posted:

Imagine being the biggest loser in the eve online thread of the something awful forums

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



Code Jockey posted:

that the OP doesn't contain goatse is all the proof one needs that he was a terrible fit for this place anyway

You can't contain goatse. Goatse contains you.

Anyway a good redtext, nice work that guy's enemy.

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RunningOnEmpty
Nov 1, 2005
Because I work hard for the money...bitch.

there should have been at least 3 tubgirls. shameful.

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