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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Hitachi magic wand for men:



Username/post combo of a power magnitude I've never seen before. I didn't even know these levels were possible.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

Derpies posted:

It's like people don't realize tuggin isn't actually a replacement how human and lamia contact, but merely training

no tug, no love

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)


AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Hitachi magic wand for men:



Is it in yet?

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

My ex dumped me for a sex toy. Not because it's better in bed, but because a 12" floppy purple dong is more appropriate in a social setting.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019



Weka posted:

My ex dumped me for a sex toy. Not because it's better in bed, but because a 12" floppy purple dong is more appropriate in a social setting.

My ex sexed me for a dump toy

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

i decided to be smart about this so i cut off my penis and superglued the magic wand in its place. the best of both worlds!

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