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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Wands, hah! Come back with a true wizardly implement, like Hitachi Magic Staff, with knob on the end.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

It's ok once it runs out of its 50 charges it'll just be a mundane wooden stick stuck in your behind

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

STABASS posted:

I don't want to hijack this thread, but do any of you guys have experience with prostate massagers? I've tried manual prostate stimulation and didn't find it particularly pleasurable; just want to see if anyone found something like an Aneros to be a game-changer.

Not really a gamechanger but it's worth a shot dude

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

What, gay men don't get back & neck pain?!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hey if it's smaller than a man's fist,

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

No you made a great gift of freeing your wife from the patriarchal institution of marriage

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Lower back massager

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You can't call it a wand, that's unmanly. Maybe Prostate Destroyer, in camo, with a pistol grip

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hitachi Holey Avenger

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

The last words of a doomed man

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

People take perfectly normal knives on plane all the time, security theater is just that

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

My wife is a doctor and she says orgasms are just a symptom of hysteria. If you're having one, see a professional immediately!

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