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Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Balls... on the side!?

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Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Literally A Person posted:

This is a weird take too. We totally have a wand massager but we still both have great orgasms from intercourse. It's just a sex toy. Frankly there is no replacement for flesh be it a tongue, a wang, or a forearm.

Are you suggesting I jam a magic wand into 3 pounds of ground beef or...?

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

My ex dumped me for a sex toy. Not because it's better in bed, but because a 12" floppy purple dong is more appropriate in a social setting.

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