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Jun 17, 2019





this is what i call the smart remote for my tv and receiver

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Jun 17, 2019





Yeah, but pretty much everyone is better at crankin their own hog or nib than someone else would be. We're a closed loop system on our own with instant feedback about what feels best, with many years of neural network training to optimize the routine. The reason it's fun to have sex with someone else is the same reason it's fun to play games with old graphics and dated mechanics, like everquest or morrowind or doom. There's a comforting nostalgia in sharing an awkward and unsatisfying nut with someone else like the good old days.

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Jun 17, 2019





Sorry, it's because I posted in it.

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Jun 17, 2019





the 2nd part of what i said was not meant to be taken seriously, apologies for any confusion or goonsay vibes

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Jun 17, 2019





Literally A Person posted:

You will be associated with this post forever.


FOREVER

it's nowhere near the worst post i've made

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Jun 17, 2019





Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

sex is like... is like... a videogame

this thread is about a literal sex joystick

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Jun 17, 2019





welcome to the matrix

the sex matrix

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