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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

i herd chikcs like to shove thes e things uip their poosays!!!!!!

that's why they're so big, so you can get the entire thing in there to reach the womb (the most pleasurable spot for a woman)

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


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Literally A Person posted:

This thread is getting...uh... pretty pathetic.

the only thing "pathetic" around here are the orgasms that i give compared to those generated by the Hitachi Magic Wand

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


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Clitch posted:

Dear Mrs. French Canadian,

This is a forum of aging nerds in denial about the fact that sometimes they need a pinch hitter. I just realized this is my second baseball metaphor in this thread, and I'm not sorry.

feel like laying down a bunt? pinch-hit the magic wand - its obp is over 0.97!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


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Literally A Person posted:

Would it be uncouth to use the term box score?

no that would be incredibly couth

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
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Derpies posted:

It's like people don't realize tuggin isn't actually a replacement how human and lamia contact, but merely training

no tug, no love

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


Nap Ghost

i decided to be smart about this so i cut off my penis and superglued the magic wand in its place. the best of both worlds!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004


here he comes
and he's gone again


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Literally A Person posted:

Do you have any plans for the now detached penis? Asking for a friend.

i was planning on stuffing it full of birdseed and hanging it up outside buuuut

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