Mafia in Margaritaville

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Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

dy. posted:

While you wait...

Challenge alert I will award a special power to a random player who posts a three-sentence biography for a boat or Captain. But it has to be fun. Don't give me some historical information.

toot toot, i'm a tugboat.

toot. toot.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 22:23

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:49

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

who wants to captain my tugboat?

:wink:

# ¿ Apr 9, 2021 22:25

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

oh hi keane! i didn't know you were here. this is return of the super best friends.

dy this is my 3 sentence biography of keane, the world's best tugboat captain

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 17:06

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

dy. posted:

Man I forgot how much work this is. Still working on Role PM's.

we appreciate it buddy :toot:

# ¿ Apr 11, 2021 20:25

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

so uh im just gonna full claim lets get this poo poo going

im a former soviet captain that never gave up my ways and i have a cyanide molar, all i have to do is post a day action and dy will then make me be dead so i guess i can kill myself at a moment's notice. i do have extras, anyone else want a cyanide molar? just post an action to be dead

what a lovely power? but what do i know about all the mafia shenanigans going on these days

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 04:22

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

so i dont really completely get this game are we all bus drivers? cause that'll get confusing

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 04:23

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

##vote grandi you stole my really weak minimum effort joke :colbert:

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 04:26

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Hal Insandenza posted:

Since dhaes ghosted me maybe we can make this work

##vote hal true love waits

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 14:18

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

im sure glad that humalong and steak are here to tell us the other's town tells or whatever

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 15:58

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

can we summon in the vote bot still how do i do that

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 15:59

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

why arent the votes on psuedo-merk showing up on the bot?

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 16:14

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Sandwolf posted:

##vote Keane

no

##vote sandwolf

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 16:57

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

oh boy there is a lot of poo poo to read

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:32

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

merk posted:

everything

is merk a shitposter now? what the hell happened

its a good look though

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:34

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Grandicap posted:

Fear is the mind killer.

oct 1 babbyyyyy

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:36

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

merk posted:

You'll just have to get used to............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n-zduNJ0t8

THE NEW MERK META

Starring....

Lake House Trips

Barely Playing and Then Playing a Lot

Quitting Mafia After the Game

Getting Probated

and

Acting Like He Doesn't Understand Discord

ya lol i dig new merk

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:37

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Mr. Humalong posted:

I guess the mafia boomers have trouble reading due to their advanced age

i have trouble reading because i leave my contacts in for way too long

also humalog is rapid acting you turd mongler

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:39

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Squiggly posted:

Get the gently caress out of my day 1 with this serious poo poo

##vote steak

its too words, he needs to break it up into like 7 posts

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:41

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Squiggly posted:

"At this point in the game"

You've had 8 goddamn pages how do you not have any serious reads dead cow?!?

##vote Keane

no

##vote squiggs

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:42

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

b-minus1 posted:

Cool. I�m still feeling you and chili as scum. Like I really don�t care that I�m using content out of the thread. Go read Chili�s post on the discord. He said �we will outlive you� I didn�t actually notice that the first time I read it. And then he brings up a scumslip for my reason to shut down the chat, which wasn�t even the reason I asked to lock the channel. I�m not moving my vote. Chili scum, keane scum, steak town.

wat

no i think he meant we (the players) will outlive you (the dy) i think dont be dumb and what the gently caress are you trying to do to my joke phase i need thiiiiiisssssssss

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:44

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

i literally read 100 posts of trash and thought all was good and then someone had to start getting all serious

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:46

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

##vote b-

gonna go study more for boards see you fools in a bit

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:47

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Chili posted:

Well who hasn't? I'm like the mafia bicycle.

"like"

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 04:14

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

CCKeane posted:

Too tired?

i think i get probated if i just do an emoji

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 04:15

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Squiggly posted:

Hal is a 5/10 on my scum meter

##vote Hal

hal is a 5/10 on my hal meter

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 04:16

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Philip J. Fry posted:

Ok so first off

##vote Mr. Humalong

I obviously don't have anything additional to go off of cause he disappeared as soon as I asked him what his snarkiness was about so it's a soft vote but like what the hell.

Second off, b minus what's your deal man. We have 48 hours left and you're "Im not moving my vote" sure from a simple joke comment in the discord? Also, what the hell.

Maybe I'm just biased against the zoomers in here I dunno. Kids these days

no dont do this joke phase come ooonnnnnnnnnn

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 04:19

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Philip J. Fry posted:

Why are you the way that you are... now

idk man its some good poo poo

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 04:21

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Mr. Humalong posted:

But like.........that�s Binus lol

scumteam binus and humalog +2

early enough that humalog feels safe defending a caught binus and if he gets got then he can hide behind 'but he always acts like that'

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 15:55

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

ilmucche posted:

Pretty much this lol. This and

Style vote me posts

maybe him too

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 15:55

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Grandicap posted:

I feel like I understand town B, and this isn't it.

we got #4

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 15:56

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Sandwolf posted:

Are you building every read there backwards from a town read on binus?

yup

learn how to play mafia

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:01

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

guys this game is cracked lets wrap it up

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:02

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Sandwolf posted:

Been trying for 10 years I�m not about to figure it out lol

What�s the town read on binus rooted in?

it is rooted in lies

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:06

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Sandwolf posted:

You still have a vote on binus even?

uhhh yes?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:06

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

sandwolf i dont think you read my slam dunk case right try again and get back to me

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:10

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Sandwolf posted:

My bad misread this post

yea buddy ~~~~

takk

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:11

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Squiggly posted:

If someone wants to say something scummy I'm here for it otherwise chugga chugga on this policy lunch

something scummy

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:19

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Grandicap posted:

Oh, huh, I'm on the block. My boat power is real fun but I'm not sure how useful.
I just got the news that my J&J vaccine appt was canceled for today, I got a rescheduled one for the weekend, but I'm a little disheartened, I think I'm going to check out of the thread for the day (physical day, not game day).
If you wanna execute me I have no qualms. I'll be back tomorrow.

did you seriously claim because you have 2 fuckin votes on you

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:24

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

summon votefinder bot

please someone tell me how to do this

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:26

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 23:49

Dhaes: Dec 1, 2006; You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

Dead Cow posted:

I'm in then. Let's do this toot toot

Voodoofly posted:

It�s a date.

i feel like i just watched an entire courtship unfold before my eyes

# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 23:46

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