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god damned gutfeld did it again
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BUTTFUCK!
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https://deathgenerator.com
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"I guess Pete Buttigieg had some time to whine on CNN today, when he wasn't busy having GAY SEX all the time! HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA---*wheeze* *table slap*"
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
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We gotta get this poo poo on twitter and have him publicly deny that his dad has ever been finger banged
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Isn't his name Gutfeld though?
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I live in the Fox News Building on 1211 Avenue of the Americas in the unused supply closet on the 11th floor. My name is Greg Gutfeld. I'm 56 years old. I believe in cancelling myself, and Fair and Balanced reporting, and a rigorous stand-up routine. In the morning, if my head is a little fuzzy, I'll snort coke while doing my comedy bits. I can do a thousand now. After I I'm out of cocaine I use a deep state conspiracy bit. In the shower I think about a country-wide ethnic cleansing, then a joke about Monica Lewinsky, and work on my smug joke delivery face. Then I apply for comedy writing jobs which I keep doing for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a sketch premise with little or no actual jokes, because jokes dry up your grift and makes you look within. Then apologetics, then raging against cancel culture, followed by a final whiny self-protective monologue. There is an idea of comedy. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real humor. Only a facsimile. Something illusory. And though I can hide my worst bigotry, and you can watch my show and see a face mugging at yours, and maybe you can even sense our beliefs are probably comparable, the laughter is simply not there.
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