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Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Florida is oppressively humid and hot, I wouldn't call that "good weather", unless you're really into sweating as soon as you step a single foot outside.

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Have any of the news channels used 'Gatez Gate' yet?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Florida is a myth used to scare US children while the UK is just a myth in general

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Mulaney Power Move posted:

im from florida and i say the uk can suck my dick

"I'm from the UK and I say TEA THEM ALL!" *walks out donning a flatcap*

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

EL BROMANCE posted:

I moved from the uk to Fort Lauderdale. Also voting Florida. Sup my brother in the 305.

It’s the 954 now, outlander.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Szyznyk posted:

It’s the 954 now, outlander.

I specifically have a 305 number because of Pitbull.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I was always kind of sad that Ludacris had no hos in the 239.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
Being outside in Florida is like being in a sauna. It makes you really appreciate air conditioning though.

I'd say Florida though, just for the lizards chilling out everywhere.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Do you pronounce the uk by saying the letters U and K, or do you pronounce it like ‘gently caress’ without the F? Or maybe ‘book’ without the B?

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

Bad Purchase posted:

Do you pronounce the uk by saying the letters U and K, or do you pronounce it like ‘gently caress’ without the F? Or maybe ‘book’ without the B?

the 'u' is silent

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Zybourne Clock posted:

the 'u' is silent

'K

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I think the uk has a better souvenir game. Florida is all shark teeth and naughty seashell art. In the UK you can get a queen made out of marmalade or even richard ayoade will make a show with you.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




clearly you've never been to a FL gas station that sells baby alligators to tourists

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

If Florida is americas penis and the uk is Europe’s penis id probably let them take turns but Florida is getting more hole time. :thunk:

Norway, Sweden and Finland are Europe's cock and balls.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Schweinhund posted:


I'd say Florida though, just for the lizards chilling out everywhere.

Don't forget the royal family

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
Fuk u fogbreathers. Florida's got like 11 theme parks.

UK only has Alton Towers and that poo poo closes at like 5:30 in the afternoon.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Have you considered that the entire UK is a theme park?

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
More like a Thame park.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

florida has way better fishing

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

The UK govt will stop you from dying of basic preventable disease which not even the leftiest of US states can manage, so...

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Waterbed Wendy posted:

I think the uk has a better souvenir game. Florida is all shark teeth and naughty seashell art. In the UK you can get a queen made out of marmalade or even richard ayoade will make a show with you.
What is naughty seashell art?

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Florida has kickass diving though I'm just jealous

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not a kid, who cares about theme parks.

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Have you considered that the entire UK is a theme park?

I thought they moved away from that after launching Ms. Diane's Wild Ride

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Fame Douglas posted:

I'm not a kid, who cares about theme parks.

theme parks aren’t for you, they’re for concentrating theme park enthusiasts away from everyone else, and also robbing tourists blind so that the state doesn’t need to engage in humiliating activities such as having useful and productive industries to fund itself

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 33 days!
I haven't been over to the UK since like 2003 so I'm sure there's been lots of changes in British culture that I'll dislike; but I left Florida in 2017, and let me tell you the distaste for that entire state is still fresh in my mind

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Fumble posted:

Norway, Sweden and Finland are Europe's cock and balls.

Ftfy. :flipoff:

Spain is the nuts and Portugal is the hair.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Strategic Tea posted:

The UK govt will stop you from dying of basic preventable disease which not even the leftiest of US states can manage, so...

oh yeah explain your rates of rear end related diseases due to sausage and meat pie consumption

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

also florida has about the same rate of obesities compared to the uk, less than the rest of the southern us excluding dc

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
FLorida is one of the worst places in the US but it is still much better than british

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Just lol at anyone who picks Florida

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



can i split my time and spend the winters in florida

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
You can buy the Cinderella Castle for what a flat with a shared bathroom would cost you in London.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

would you rather have a pizza miami style or london style

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i prefer the london style pizza when i need an alibi for royal sex crimes, miami otherwise

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

would you rather have a pizza miami style or london style

No.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Is the island in the wicker man part of the U.K.? If so I choose that

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel

Dear Watson posted:

Is the island in the wicker man part of the U.K.? If so I choose that

That's pretty much the Isle of Man which exists in administrative limbo as neither part of the UK nor GB but nevertheless somehow subject to rule and law by British cunts. The ritual blood sacrifices in modern times no longer involve cumbersome wicker men and such archaic nonsense. Fertility and fortune is instead reliably assured through TT racers crayoning their mangled bodies on stony kerbs and treacherous walls along the deadly track.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I would rather live in the UK than anywhere in America.

Flocons de Jambon posted:

You can buy the Cinderella Castle for what a flat with a shared bathroom would cost you in London.

Wait if it's London I'll move to North Dakota or something I don't care.

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May 23, 2009

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