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Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Rationale posted:

:nms:Cream soda:nms:

ftfy

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


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Cream soda

This is an act of violence.

Entropic

patriarchy sucks
floats sound like a made up thing, you can't just put ice cream in pop, there's no way that would work or be good.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Entropic posted:

floats sound like a made up thing, you can't just put ice cream in pop, there's no way that would work or be good.

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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
mint froyo :nattyburn: float

Escape From Noise

If it floats you must make posts

Rationale

America runs on in'
Dark chocolate gelato and sparkling rose’

kuskus

russian imperial stout with chunks of freeze dried astronaut ice cream don't @ me

solarNativity

Elmnt80 posted:

Dr Pepper float

frump truck

hello... again!

prepuce repurposed posted:

mint froyo :nattyburn: float

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Into The Mild





Khanstant

Rationale posted:

Cream soda

i drink your cream soda, then raise you a Big Red

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Sarsaparilla float because I'm old fashioned

Finger Prince


La Croix with ice.

google THIS

Game Fuel float garnished with a Dorito

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

google THIS posted:

Game Fuel float garnished with a Dorito

i made a mountain dew milkshake once and it was atrocious



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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

ive never seen either of these floats at the macys thanksgiving day parade. 0/10 each

frump truck

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Escape From Noise posted:

But also I like seltzer floats because I'm an old lady at heart sometimes


Finger Prince posted:

La Croix with ice.

what flavor ice cream goes the best with a seltzer float im genuinely curious

frump truck

hello... again!

why is root beer flavored ice cream not commonly available

alnilam

frump truck posted:

why is root beer flavored ice cream not commonly available

It exists in special ice cream labs but the general populace is not ready for it, if they put it into a root beer float it could cause a singularity

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Cock float

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

woah now!

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.


grow up



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Haagen-Dilz

Finger Prince


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Haagen-Dilz

Baag'n-dilz

kuskus

Juicy Fruit Moat

2 sticks Juicy Fruit human gum
1 male beardsman in full bloom (with smile)
1 can Barbasol Thick and Rich Shave Cream


2 sticks go in the mouth of the beardsman. preferably after a short jog. While the gum is becoming soft and saturated with saliva, apply thick and rich shave cream to the beard. The man smiles and lets the saliva flow down the crests of the creamed beard.

kuskus

swallow the gum and have a swim in the nearby river to wash away the cream. Keep $2.50 in a Ziploc bag in your trunks pocket and use it to purchase a root beer float at the nearby hotdog stand. This is a seasonal recipe, best in the summer.

Escape From Noise

frump truck posted:

what flavor ice cream goes the best with a seltzer float im genuinely curious

Vanilla, or possibly sorbet

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


frump truck posted:

what flavor ice cream goes the best with a seltzer float im genuinely curious

I like a passionfruit sorbet with a melon seltzer. It's real nice.

nut

drink beer and float it's the weekend

Twenty Four


alnilam posted:

Guinness float

alnilam posted:

You and some friends bring a quart of ice cream to the bar on $3 guinness special night (the special in my case was for 22oz glasses which is not necessary for the guinness float per se but i just wanted to mention how good of a special it was). Ice cream wise i recommend something simple like straight choco or vanilla, both are good.

then you put the iced cream in the guinness

then you enjoy, perhaps at first justsipping and trying to get that sweet sweet 'scream in a sip but it always eludes you so you use the spoon to help

then you wash your glass out in the bar bathroom sink cause it makes a big mess in the glass and the bartender is very busy

I remember thinking this sounded like it might be good and someone (I think it was you actually) told me it was already a thing, though perhaps not common.

I tried it maybe a year or two ago at home with vanilla and... it did not live up to my hopes and dreams. It wasn't completely terrible, but I do remember feeling that while I like Guinness, and I like ice cream, the combination made both things considerably worse. I think I would much prefer to just eat a scoop of ice cream then enjoy my Guinness, or maybe even sipping on it on the side as I go, but not screwing them both up. *shrug*

frump truck

hello... again!

Teddy Thunders posted:

I like a passionfruit sorbet with a melon seltzer. It's real nice.

this sounds pretty good :hmmyes:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


frump truck posted:

this sounds pretty good :hmmyes:

You can reverse that, user passionfruit seltzer and melon sorbet, and it's still amazing. Having one now. ~100 calories total for a 28oz glass and it's real nice.

nut

I buy a froster/slushie and pour beer in it, no calories that way

google THIS

GaG drink the White Claw float

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

GaG drink the White Claw float

Float like a Canada Dry, sting like a White Claw

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Chaos option: lemon sherbet, ginger ale. Incredible.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Big chunk of crack cocaine in my white claw float

Escape From Noise

Teddy Thunders posted:

Chaos option: lemon sherbet, ginger ale. Incredible.

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Finger Prince


Putting gin in an ice cube tray in your chest freezer so you can make tonic floats.

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