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hon whyd you go with such a thick pile if im not supposed to rub my taint against it???? babe???? baby??? babe i'm talking. babe i said why am i not allowed to wipe my rear end on your luscious carpet. you know i do things like that when im in Beast Mode.
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Apr 24, 2024 14:04
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beebz, your bush-league towels couldn't wick the morning dew off a buttercup. this plump carpet is the only way im getting dry cheeks
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Apr 12, 2021 05:22
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Oh, buy a bidet? Heh, no. Right babe? Tell them why.
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEEEEAAAAART-BREAK
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Apr 12, 2021 14:41
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Your family didn't have a poop rug?
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Apr 12, 2021 15:55
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Well how do YOUU express your anal gland?!
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Apr 12, 2021 16:42
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Is she mad because you wiped your rear end on the wall-to-wall shag permanently installed in the bathroom? I can get that even if I can't get why you have wall-to-wall carpet in the bathroom.
Is she mad because you picked up the throw rug to wipe? What's her problem? That's what it's there for!
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Apr 12, 2021 22:17
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carpet status: destroyed
 
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Apr 13, 2021 02:07
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"Honey you won't believe this. You know the Johnsons across the street? Their toilet has a cover over the lid covered in carpet. So I asked where they got it and.."
"NO"
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Apr 13, 2021 05:42
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neighborhood husbands groupchat popping off with comments like “trouble in paradise!” and “same poo poo landed me a weekend on the couch last month” over a candid photo of me in my own yard handwashing my bathroom rug
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Apr 13, 2021 06:27
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wife getting tailored ads showing bathroom rugs: for him but still no dice
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Apr 13, 2021 06:29
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Apr 24, 2024 14:04
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#rugshitter #travelhack use mousepads for convenient on the go rear end-rubbing. discretely disposable, too!
Is she mad because you wiped your rear end on the wall-to-wall shag permanently installed in the bathroom? I can get that even if I can't get why you have wall-to-wall carpet in the bathroom.
Is she mad because you picked up the throw rug to wipe? What's her problem? That's what it's there for!
wall... to... wall? carpet? in a bathroom??? that's seriously revolting. i think they only do that in germany
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neighborhood husbands groupchat popping off with comments like “trouble in paradise!” and “same poo poo landed me a weekend on the couch last month” over a candid photo of me in my own yard handwashing my bathroom rug
"if it's not rugshitting it's yardpissing. broads are never satisfied."
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