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Pylons posted:Counterpoint: Champion vs. Challenger works just fine for puro promotions. I just care about good matches for the most part. Plus, like, adding a formal tag team division for women in a promotion that clearly values tag team wrestling seems like a no-brainer. It's weird how some people just dig their heels in over it, as if women having a tag title to compete over is some sort of personal defeat for them. "Oh nooooooo, there's women's tag team wrestling in AEW now. Nnnnnooooooo."
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I can't imagine not eventually walking out halfway through the show that tends to book its matches an hour before the show, if not actually halfway into the show independent contractor + putting body on the line at least once a week + oh you want to also fill my job with surprises, that's cool edit: like the "not even an indy promotion wants people who walk out" argument is funny to me, because an indy promotion would expect this if they kept swapping plans and walking back promises and rewriting scripts hours before showtime for months on end. Indy promotions tend to know better. Oh no what if Sasha does the same thing on Tony Khan's show, a show that is written, structured, booked and generally handled in an entirely different way with a clear intent to work with the talent instead of "sending a message," and what if I win the lottery despite never buying a ticket Lunatic Sledge fucked around with this message at 06:53 on May 22, 2022 |
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let's apply to work for wwe and then when we get rejected, say something like, "good, buster. it was a prank, moppet. guttersnipe. sorry. i've gone too far" but only say the last part if you feel you've gone too far.
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that's why they call you Tweak, from tweaking plans in interesting ways.
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i'd like to think not doing plans is what i'm ok at
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So you’re just a misspelled hunk of wood.
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Sasha is in trouble for telling Vince that Ronald Reagan was called the Gipper because he shipped Gilligan + Skipper.
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Sasha and Naomi left the company because they accidentally witnessed Vince talking with another Vince, who was a robot. And the whole ordeal was too much to bear.
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I'd quit any job if I had to talk to Johnny Ace.
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Gonz posted:Sasha and Naomi left the company because they accidentally witnessed Vince talking with another Vince, who was a robot. And the whole ordeal was too much to bear. Vince MechMahon isn't real, he can't harm me!
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Just making a few wwe universe style retcons of my own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSk4W5jKwJc
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FullMetalJackoff posted:Just making a few wwe universe style retcons of my own This checks out.
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sasha is a huge weeb, shed lose her gourd if a promotion there was able to feasibly sign her for a tour and she could live there a few months
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Astro7x posted:Anyway... just realized that with Charlotte, Sasha, and Naomi gone, Smackdown is down to 1 Champion and 6 Challenges. And they all look like jokes. Call-up time, baby, can't wait for Cora Jade to get utterly ruined on the main roster as well
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even hunter’s dx pals are trashing his legacy now lol https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1528392761384194051
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SG Bamboo posted:Sasha should join Las Fresas de Egoistas Sources in the WWE locker room tell me she is ingobernable
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Gonz posted:Sasha and Naomi left the company because they accidentally witnessed Vince talking with another Vince, who was a robot. And the whole ordeal was too much to bear. The first Vince is also a robot. It's robots all the way down.
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The line about Sasha and Naomi disappointing "millions of fans", when the main event wasn't even announced until after Raw started, is such a loving joke. Esepcailly when WWE advertised Sasha vs Bianca at Summerslam knowing that Sasha wasn't going to be there. And even sold t-shirt that said "I was there!" to fans.
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Astro7x posted:The line about Sasha and Naomi disappointing "millions of fans", when the main event wasn't even announced until after Raw started, is such a loving joke. Esepcailly when WWE advertised Sasha vs Bianca at Summerslam knowing that Sasha wasn't going to be there. And even sold t-shirt that said "I was there!" to fans. Not only that, but they change their main events from what was advertised all the loving time, often halfway through the show.
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Luigi Thirty posted:Sources in the WWE locker room tell me she is ingobernable What is that, Spanish for unrecognizable?
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#standupforwwe#harasspostersthatarecritical#forgettoeverupdate #totallynotacult Orange Carlisle posted:agreed, that for me will always be the funniest part - wwe acting like they gave a poo poo that they couldn't deliver an advertised match That’s kinda their thing: just rewrite reality and hope none of their dumb followers notice. It’s mostly worked. Granted they don’t have millions upon millions of followers but they still have a devoted core and able to swindle money from companies on the promise of fans that will watch no matter what. Not like of us have a million and a half drones that send most of their wages for zero effort. Most of us have to actually “try” and look like we care. Oh yeah the guy griping about Sasha and Naomi: you should add in the nickname Botcha Stanks. Been a while and adds that extra layer of “gotcha”. Hopefully neither go back crawling to the scummy fed. Working in a call centre has got the be the only place more soul crushing than working in wwe. Walk the gently caress out like your last name is Hardy. Still laugh at him just noping out mid match and wwe going full hog with “he’s on drugs again” on social media afterwards. Hopefully this happens more and more.
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I'm gonna lol when they both just resign because of "promises" and all of this will be forgotten.
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And then WWE turns it into a storyline and everyone goes "See! It was totally a work!"
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Davros1 posted:And then WWE turns it into a storyline and everyone goes "See! It was totally a work!" This feels right. Everyone from WWE to Sasha and Naomi to their stans will all agree it was a work because this being a shoot has made everyone involved look very dumb. 1glitch0 fucked around with this message at 20:36 on May 22, 2022 |
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Ready for Sasha & Naomi to re-do Miz's only good angle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSRuw9q_frI
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:What is that, Spanish for unrecognizable? Ungovernable. Or uncontrollable. See CMLL faction Los Ingobernables and their New Japan cousins Los Ingobernables de Japon. 1glitch0 posted:I'm gonna lol when they both just resign because of "promises" and all of this will be forgotten. I will also lol when they resign from WWE & take their labour elsewhere
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blunt posted:Ready for Sasha & Naomi to re-do Miz's only good angle My favorite part of that is how Miz and Truth just drop to their knees and get arrested peacefully. They had completely accepted that what they did was wrong and, instead of fighting against the cop, they wanted to be arrested. My least favorite is HHH having to keep the position of power.
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Destroy My Sweater posted:Sasha is joining the IDF I too wish to join the Intelligent Dance music Foundation
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Seams posted:even hunter’s dx pals are trashing his legacy now lol Road Dogg looking like he’s going to tell me there’s gold in them hills out west.
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1glitch0 posted:I'm gonna lol when they both just resign because of "promises" and all of this will be forgotten. I'm gonna lol whenever I remember the weird WWE defense posts you made about the situation
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Charity Porno posted:I'm gonna lol whenever I remember the weird WWE defense posts you made
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stand up for wwe is probably pound for pound the greatest thing they've ever done. it just pairs so well with everything
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blunt posted:Ready for Sasha & Naomi to re-do Miz's only good angle how dare you forget Mizdow
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