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Zark Gordy! Flem Ogner!
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The overall naming convention for NXT wrestlers has always been the same as the way Jack Donaghy attempted to name the Funcooker. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzxrq2FYhiE
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So going by the breakdown of how RAW's backstage happened, they had a talent meeting right before the show where HHH went into how everything was fine and nothing would change, but it also says that Vince showed up and took control right before the show started. The mental image of HHH giving this huge rah-rah speech assuring everyone nothing bad was gonna happen, and then the second he leaves the room Vince struts in and starts tearing poo poo up is the most sitcom poo poo ever
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Vince's diamond encrusted Nosferatu casket wheeled into the locker room on a handtruck, then he kicks the lid off as smoke billows out of it, right before he breaks into a tepid, half-assed, low energy old man acapella of "STAND BACK". The whole fuckin' roster just has the air sucked out of the room moments later. As if their whole existence just got desaturated, ala Pleasantville.
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Apr 5, 2023 07:38
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Can't wait to see Glup Shitto make an impact.
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Apr 5, 2023 07:40
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Lamuella posted:Can't wait to see Glup Shitto make an impact. Hopefully they team him up with Billikin Tannhauser and Ruffles Von Tuff Shed. Oh what a trios team that'd be.
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Apr 5, 2023 07:44
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Oba Femi looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing of Kofi
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Apr 5, 2023 07:45
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M. Bison Vince, after walking into the locker room after Triple Paul's big speech to the roster:
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Apr 5, 2023 08:24
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cody match was great. announcers said about 6 times "cody doesn't belong here" he loses with a rubber chicken next to him rules
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Apr 5, 2023 09:14
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Has anyone been keeping track of our Tanks?
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Apr 5, 2023 09:41
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Everything else is obviously perfect and fine in WWE, but at NXTTakeover, didn't Carmelo cheat to win, and then Bron went 'Oh well haha, still a great victory for you my friend' and wandered off, now he turns heel by attacking the dude whoi cheated to rob him of the title? It's a bit weird.
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Apr 5, 2023 10:13
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Von Linus posted:Everything else is obviously perfect and fine in WWE, but at NXTTakeover, didn't Carmelo cheat to win, and then Bron went 'Oh well haha, still a great victory for you my friend' and wandered off, now he turns heel by attacking the dude whoi cheated to rob him of the title? I wonder if its a case of "Well, everyone knows your father is a piece of poo poo, no one is going to cheer for you now, so we might as well make you a heel."
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Apr 5, 2023 10:35
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Gonz posted:The overall naming convention for NXT wrestlers has always been the same as the way Jack Donaghy attempted to name the Funcooker. Looking forward to the next hot can’t miss prospect, Vag Hitler.
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Apr 5, 2023 10:35
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edogawa rando posted:Looking forward to the next hot can’t miss prospect, Vag Hitler. Gunther's getting a valet?
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Apr 5, 2023 10:54
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That rubber chicken didn't even have a pulley in the middle Shameful rubber chicken
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Apr 5, 2023 11:05
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Woo, fight the power!
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Kennel posted:Woo, fight the power! 
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Apr 5, 2023 12:05
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Dijak Smackdown - Please More Donovan
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Apr 5, 2023 12:07
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And as always, 'Yes, Yes, Yes'
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Apr 5, 2023 12:08
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Thanks, I tried to find it.
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super macho dude posted:And as always, 'Yes, Yes, Yes' Undertaker is immortal and will always deserve our respect.
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Apr 5, 2023 12:10
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Does the fact that this kinda worked make it more or less funny in hindsight?
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Apr 5, 2023 12:13
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“We Want Ziggler”
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Apr 5, 2023 12:17
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Gonz posted:“We Want Ziggler” Hey he's been cool like twice... for 20 mins. Like when he was the sole survivor against HHHs team at Survivor Series that one time. Until Sting wandered down and everyone forgot about him. And when he beat Alberto that one time.
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"There is no Heisenberg without Jesse 'Thank you Jesse'" Was Aaron Paul hosting Raw or something? I never really got that part
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There is no Hesisenberg without Jesse 'Thank you Jesse'
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I like Ziggler
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forkboy84 posted:"There is no Heisenberg without Jesse 'Thank you Jesse'" Yeah, guest host.
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projecthalaxy posted:There is no Top Dolla without HHH 'Thank you HHH'
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Also i just thought of something. I'm gonna do a little power scaling here. So on Sunday Cody and Roman battled equally for 30 minutes, kicking out of each other's finishers and everything (until Solo got involved of course). Then Brock came out and completely mollywhopped Cody without reprisal for 10 minutes. I think I've figured out how to get the belt off Roman, guys! I don't think he and Brock have had a match, but when they do, by the basic transitive property, Brock will easily defeat him and claim the Undisputed Championship. QED
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Apr 5, 2023 13:12
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Cody was still tired after his much longer mania match it’s not apples to apples, you mark
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Apr 5, 2023 13:13
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History Comes Inside! posted:Cody was still tired after his much longer mania match it’s not apples to apples, you mark "Wrestlemania" and "Monday Night Raw" are different canon instances so we have to as a best practice assume full power in each this is powerscaling 101. QED
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Davros1 posted:I wonder if its a case of "Well, everyone knows your father is a piece of poo poo, no one is going to cheer for you now, so we might as well make you a heel." This is exactly what it is.
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Apr 5, 2023 13:21
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Raw did a massive ratings number. The Endeavor deal happened. Midcard Cody is back where he belongs and the Tribal Chief is being acknowledged more and more. Wrap it up Paulailures because Papa Vince is back and in control and the fed has never been better
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Apr 5, 2023 13:35
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Terry Taylor. Hector Guerrero. Cody Rhodes is just the newest promising talent to get ruined with an association with poultry.
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Apr 5, 2023 14:31
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Can't wait until Cody comes out dancing and flapping his arms and Corey Graves is screaming "He's doing the funky chicken Cole!!"
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Apr 5, 2023 14:41
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Can't wait until Cody comes out dancing and flapping his arms and Corey Graves is screaming "He's doing the funky chicken Cole!!" Adrenaline In my soul Bawk bawk bawk bawk Michael Cole
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Adrenaline! In your eyes! You wear a disguise to dress like human guys! But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo!
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Chicken Soup of the soul something something rubber chicken Cody Rhodes
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