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Happy Birthday Jose!
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it's Jose's birthday? gently caress i didn't get him anything.
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Apr 12, 2021 10:19
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Give him a thumb, as a treat.
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Apr 12, 2021 11:06
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Ty
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Apr 12, 2021 11:07
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Collateral posted:Give him a thumb, as a treat. thumb up the bum
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Apr 12, 2021 11:16
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Happy birthday man!
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Apr 12, 2021 12:02
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Jose happy birth
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Apr 12, 2021 12:14
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Can't believe you're 69 years young. Nice.
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Apr 12, 2021 12:23
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Credible sources say that his name is actually pronounced JOE-se
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Apr 12, 2021 12:24
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Not at all in the spirit of sucking up, happy birthday Jose!
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Apr 12, 2021 12:25
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Icept posted:Credible sources say that his name is actually pronounced JOE-se Jose and the pussycats
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Apr 12, 2021 13:00
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It's also Muhammad's birthday!
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Apr 12, 2021 14:12
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Billions of years ago, a nearby star (in relative astronomical terms) exploded in a supernova, which charged up a lingering multi-lightyear large cloud of gas. Over the millennia, the gas began to condense, and as it condensed it spun, and as it spun it compressed until the sun was born. Within that cloud of gas, protoplanets emerged, and smashed into each other for millions of years until equilibrium set in and a rotation was established. On the third planet, molten rock and lava raged towards the heavens, until a comet landed on it with amino acids and water, and boom! Life emerged, and as it ate each other and the planets around it, they evolved. Life began to rule the sea, and become extinct. One day, a fish decided they had enough of water, and walked on land. The lush forests ahead of it, they quickly retreated. But generations on, they crept more inland. Trees blossomed, flowers bloomed. The fish became insects, and insects became other insects. The dinosaurs came, and ruled the land for millions of years. And then, one fateful day, a 6 mile long meteor, long twirling around the sun as if toying with us, came smashing down, nearly obliterating the earth. But life survived. With the death of the dinosaurs, mammals came to be. As they evolved, they slowly grew upright, until one day, a mammal realized that smashing a clam with a rock yielded impressive meat! That mammal taught others, and soon they began wandering out of Africa, towards what the rest of the world has to offer. They hunted animals, built cities. Great civilizations rose and fell: Egypt. The Persians. Greece. Rome. The Byzantines. With each passing generation humanity grew and grew. Wars were fought over simple strips of land and resources. Cities grew and foundered, returned to the desert. Great technologies were created: metalworking, farming, gunpowder, airplanes, cars, computers, the internet. Great eras rose suddenly: The Renaissance, the Scientific revolution, the Enlightenment, the Nuclear Age, the Age of Information. You, Jose, are the product of billions of years of happenstance, and trillions of lucky decisions. If your ancestors had been 10 miles closer to the comet, you they may have been obliterated. If the comet had been 4 miles wider, life could not exist. If your ancestor in 1230 took a left turn instead of a right down that road, you would not be here to read this comment. Because of what came before, you are a mod on the Something Awful Dot Com forums, reading this post by user "low key sex master". Happy birthday. Hope it's a good one.
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Apr 12, 2021 15:40
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low key sex master posted:Billions of years ago, a nearby star (in relative astronomical terms) exploded in a supernova, which charged up a lingering multi-lightyear large cloud of gas. Over the millennia, the gas began to condense, and as it condensed it spun, and as it spun it compressed until the sun was born. Within that cloud of gas, protoplanets emerged, and smashed into each other for millions of years until equilibrium set in and a rotation was established. On the third planet, molten rock and lava raged towards the heavens, until a comet landed on it with amino acids and water, and boom! Life emerged, and as it ate each other and the planets around it, they evolved. Life began to rule the sea, and become extinct. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIy_RXX_VLE
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Apr 12, 2021 15:43
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Collateral posted:Give him a thumb, as a treat. the thumb's from both of us
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Apr 12, 2021 15:44
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Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother That thing was you
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Apr 12, 2021 15:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQO1jOXLeg
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Apr 12, 2021 15:51
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Wow Happy Birthday, glad you came out of your mom's vag or her belly
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Apr 12, 2021 16:24
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Happy birthday man 
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Apr 12, 2021 17:02
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Happeeeyyyy BirthhhhDaaaayyyyyy, Jose!
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Apr 12, 2021 17:38
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You did it Jose.
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Apr 12, 2021 21:47
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It's amazing how this guy is a GBS mod without ever posting it or anything for years it's genuinely impressive. I like Jose don't get me wrong. His hurricane thread was epic and one of the very best threads that I got to participate in just a teeny bit live, I'm just saying I'm impressed.
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Apr 12, 2021 21:55
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jose posts dross or twitter links or single words like thirty times a day are you thinking of genesplicer?
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Apr 12, 2021 22:09
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Colonel Cancer posted:Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother 
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Apr 12, 2021 22:12
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Spinz posted:It's amazing how this guy is a GBS mod without ever posting it or anything for years it's genuinely impressive. This is a strict adherence to Platonic values, as only those who do not seek posting are qualified to moderate posting.
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Apr 12, 2021 22:20
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:jose posts dross or twitter links or single words like thirty times a day Here in GBS?? Also nevermind, just thought it was funny Spinz fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Apr 12, 2021 |
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