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Federal judge killed by hit-and-run driver who was found with drugs after claiming to be Harry Potter, police say

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/04/12/florida-crash-sandra-feuerstein-new-york/ posted:

Authorities arrested Nastasia Snape, 23, after she allegedly crashed again five miles away. First responders said she was disoriented and aggressive and claimed she was Harry Potter, according to a police affidavit.

# ? Apr 13, 2021 00:23

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

she is young enough to perhaps have been born with that name, and even though it's unlikely i really hope it's true

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 00:30

Pissed Ape Sexist

Like jk rowling
She hating
Looks like the courtroom gonna have a waiting jury

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:55

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Avada Cardriva!

# ? Apr 13, 2021 01:57

wimsy

Buttchocks posted:

Avada Cardriva!

hahaha

# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:20

Heather Papps: hello friend

Buttchocks posted:

Avada Cardriva!

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:21

wimsy

Heather Papps posted:

she is young enough to perhaps have been born with that name, and even though it's unlikely i really hope it's true

you think she legally changed her name to Nastasia Snape? Because...uh... Actually I could definitely believe someone would do that

# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

wimsy posted:

you think she legally changed her name to Nastasia Snape? Because...uh... Actually I could definitely believe someone would do that

the fact that she confused herself with the boy who lived indicates she's a huge potterhead but we are at a weird point in culture where if someone is named after a fictional character there's a 50/50 shot that they were given it or changed it

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:24

wimsy

your honor I believe that the name Nastasia Snape best expresses my desire to take bath salts and commit vehicular homicide

# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:25

wimsy

Heather Papps posted:

the fact that she confused herself with the boy who lived indicates she's a huge potterhead but we are at a weird point in culture where if someone is named after a fictional character there's a 50/50 shot that they were given it or changed it

See my thought was, growing up with the last name Snape you'd pretty much have to lean in to the whole Harry Potter thing to keep from going insane

# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

i feel for anyone she meets who just happens to have the last name potter

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# ? Apr 13, 2021 02:29

Khanstant

Heather Papps posted:

i feel for anyone she meets who just happens to have the last name potter

i feel bad for anyone she meets who happens to have the last name convicted-murderer

# ? Apr 13, 2021 05:33

Ventral EggSac

Buttchocks posted:

Avada Cardriva!

# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:15

Ventral EggSac

Maybe they were guarding the snitch

# ? Apr 13, 2021 15:18

Escape From Noise

Gotta go to the DMV Department of Magical Vehicles. It's pretty much the same as the muggle one but people are wearing a lot of crazy hats

# ? Apr 13, 2021 16:31

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Ventral EggSac posted:

Maybe they were guarding the snitch

Maybe the judge was the snitch :toughguy:

# ? Apr 13, 2021 17:38

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

making it rain galleons in the club. dozens hospitalized.

crimes

# ? Apr 13, 2021 17:42

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I read it as feral judge.

# ? Apr 13, 2021 18:13

wimsy

Prurient Squid posted:

I read it as feral judge.

The scene in To Kill a Mockingbird where Atticus has to shoot the feral judge in the street is heartbreaking

# ? Apr 14, 2021 20:04

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

wimsy posted:

The scene in To Kill a Mockingbird where Atticus has to shoot the feral judge in the street is heartbreaking

lmao

# ? Apr 16, 2021 11:00

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was the judge's name dumbledore?

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# ? Apr 17, 2021 00:38

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

so, is she harry potter or not

# ? Apr 17, 2021 01:52

wimsy

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

so, is she harry potter or not

I mean, that's what she said and I have no reason not to believe her

# ? Apr 17, 2021 04:23

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

so, is she harry potter or not

it says she's snape in the op

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# ? Apr 17, 2021 14:31

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

That's 100 points from Gryffindor

# ? Apr 18, 2021 12:34

nut

is it true that Matt gaetz went to hog warts

# ? Apr 18, 2021 12:59

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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:

That's 100 points from Gryffindor

# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:09

google THIS

All of those hijinks with the semi-sentient enchanted flying car just got a lot darker

# ? Apr 18, 2021 16:13

Twenty Four

Escape From Noise posted:

Gotta go to the DMV Department of Magical Vehicles. It's pretty much the same as the muggle one but people are wearing a lot of crazy hats

sorting hat at the DMV Department of Magical Vehicles tells you what kind of car you are assigned to drive.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 17:03

Twenty Four

Harry Potter / Snape girl gets in multiple accidents and has her driving license taken away.

"drat now I am gonna have to fly my broom to work!"

# ? Apr 18, 2021 17:04

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Might have gotten away with it if she hadn't forgotten her polyjuice potion.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 18:27

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:08

Khad: third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF

just teleport out of jail dumbo

# ? Apr 19, 2021 19:15

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